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Ryan J. Reilly Profile picture
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May 8 • 6 tweets • 4 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
#PinkBeret isn't the only person with comedic headgear on the FBI's Capitol Violence webpage.

A thread.

nbcnews.com/politics/justi…
There's #MaceNHammer, the Rick Moranis doppelgänger looking like he's in a low-budget high school adaptation of Spaceballs.

There's #HelmetHitter, wearing the Turducken of winter hats, and posing with a stolen police helmet she appears to use to hit an officer:
There's, of course, #baldeagle, who is easily the most violent Jan. 6 rioter who was wearing an American flag suit and also the rioter most likely to be turned in by his dry cleaner:
There's #MonsterSanta, who's presumably on his final warning with the mall management about those smoke breaks every 30 minutes (it's just not fair to the elves!), and who was probably at least a little bit stoked about being no. 420 on the FBI list. jan6attack.com/individuals/mo… Image
There's #axehandlebaseballhat, who probably lost the deposit with the softball league:

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May 10
“One of the tragic consequences” of a deadly attack on the U.S. Capitol that left law enforcement officers with life altering injuries is that GOP lawmakers had less of an opportunity to spew lies about the 2020 election, Mike Pence tells @DashaBurns. nbcnews.com/politics/2024-…
“One of the tragic consequences” of the Jan. 6 attack that ended multiple lives is that election deniers in Congress didn’t get their YouTube clips in, Mike Pence says.
“One of the tragic consequences” of the Jan. 6 attack is that it cut into floor time that could’ve been used to propagate the views of the My Pillow Guy and further undermine faith in American democracy, Mike Pence says.
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May 9
End of an era.
Well this part just sucks. You have to physically be there IRL even if everyone is phoning it in. Image
No way to sugarcoat it: The public will be far far far less informed about Jan. 6 cases because of this order.
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May 9
DOJ and an attorney for Jan. 6 rioter Samuel Lazar have filed a heavily-redacted opposition to the media coalition's motion to unseal documents revealing the secret deal / sentence he received.

He'll be out in September, per federal prisons database.

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A rioter with close ties to Doug Mastriano and who was caught on video yelling "TAKE THEIR GUUUNNNS" was charged in July 2021... yada yada yada... DOJ and Sam Lazar's lawyer agree on keeping the whole thing hush-hush. Image
Spotted #FacePaintBlowhard's sister Rebeca Lazar (aka #GalDiceClay) outside the courthouse in March after receiving a tip that family members were coming down for sentencing. Also overheard some talk about what sounded like a pretty light sentence.
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May 9
In which I return to one of my great loves: writing about OLC FOIAs: nbcnews.com/politics/justi…
A shameless clickbait play, smh. OLC FOIA junkies can’t get enough. nbcnews.com/politics/justi…
Shoulda juiced it more.
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May 9
“Kill ‘em! Kill ‘em! Kill ‘em!”

Police body worn camera footage released in connection with a recent trial captures ex-FBI counterterrorism supervisory special agent Jared Wise appearing to incite the mob on Jan. 6. He’s currently charged with misdemeanors.
More, with @jonathan4ny:

nbcnews.com/politics/justi…
“There’s no good way to say it, so I’ll just be direct: …there is, at best, a sizable percentage of the employee population that felt sympathetic to the group that stormed the Capitol.” nbcnews.com/politics/justi…
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May 8
SCOOP: #PinkBeret has now been charged, just 11 days after @FBIWFO popped off a viral tweet about her.

“I stopped dead in my tracks,” her ex told me, recalling the moment his buddy showed him the tweet inside a Joann Fabrics. “I’m like, ‘That’s Jenny.’”

nbcnews.com/politics/justi…
*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

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"Yo, I don’t think this is going to work out,” he said. “You’re, like, reading ‘Mein Kampf'.

nbcnews.com/politics/justi…
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