Thread by @KatsuChan3149

#joongdok slight sangsoo short crack where Hsy pranked Yjh during Kdj’s birthday by exchanging their gifts.

Yjh had planned to give Kdj the one that he had shown to like when they went shopping a while ago. It was a necklace with a squid and sunfish laced with gold. It

Is quite expensive, but it’s nothing that Yjh can’t handle.

He wants to treat his boyfriend right. He also placed several things within the box, such as book novels, bookmarks, etc.

Now, that sounds like a mundane scene, right?

Well, here’s a funny thing.

Hsy tends to

prank people whenever she feels like it. One time she pranked Kdj with the hair dye on his shampoo, causing his hair to go pink for a few weeks (she would count it as a failure because why tf does it look good on him), she pranked Ysa which led to her getting fucked by her all

night, etc.

Her target now is Yjh, and somehow, she figured out what he’s gifting Kdj, and brought out a gift box that is similar to what Yjh has, and exchanged the tags without anyone looking. She then cackled inwardly waiting for the disaster.

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After surprising

Kdj and eating Yjh’s cooking, it was time for Kdj to open his gifts. When Yjh gave Kdj his box, he expected a huge smile on his face, with flustered cheeks.

(He always loved those expressions on Kdj. For him, it’s like a unique treasure meant to be savored.)

However, he wasn’t expecting a choked noise and an accusatory (flustered) stare.

Yjh was confused until Kdj thrust the gift in front of him, revealing a BUNCH of XXL-sized condoms, some dildos, and is that lingerie?

“W-Wh-WE ONLY DATED FOR A WEEK, WHAT THE HELL?” Kdj

yelled, his face entirely red.

Yjh slowly shook his head, “This wasn’t my gift.”

‘Although the lingerie would look nice on you,’ He thought.

“But your tag is in it?!”

“What.” Yjh then checked the tag, and sure enough, it has his name on it. He was sure that his gift was in

this one, with similar wrappings and a tag, then what the fuck happened?

He heard a familiar cackle and his mind clicked. He slowly turned to Hsy, who is leaning against Ysa, who is giving him and Kdj an apologetic, yet exasperated stare.

“Han Sooyoung.” Yjh started, his

brow twitching.

“Oh my god, you should’ve seen your face!” Hsy continued to laugh, as she hid behind Ysa.

“I apologize for this, Joonghyuk-ssi,” Ysa sighed.

Yjh was about to respond until he heard Kdj murmur, “I mean, I don’t mind wearing this for you or anything,”

Yjh turned his head to Kdj so fast the entire Kimcom thought he would’ve cracked his neck right then and there.

“Of fucking course you don’t mind it,” Hsy drawled, “Embrace the Slutja!”

“HUH? I’m just saying if Yjh is into that shit-“

“Sure.”

“Not while we’re all here,

you idiots!” Jhw exclaimed.

Don’t worry, Kdj did get the gift later, and it ended with him tearing up in happiness and Yjh gets a lot of smooch.

And on Yjh's birthday, he gets a show with Kdj wearing his favorite lingerie.

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The end~

A/N: I thank @WindsSight for the hilarious idea that i made a short thread out of it 😂😂

Hmm now what thread to do next..