Thread by @abdullahayofel

Aburee had forged the signatures of the party’s national treasurer and a few other excos to open a new account for the party but he did not do it alone.

The party’s presidential candidate was fully carried along because he’s the poster boy. The campaign fund that was rolling in was because of him - his deceit and pranks on the gullible mugus around the globe.

They concluded not to use Fidelity because it would naturally be the first point of call since he was once its chairman so they opted for the Z bank.

And in no time, they had $15m in the new account!

Fifteen Million United States Dollars.

The chairman and the candidate agreed to be very miserly and so they lied to their followers that there was no money to recruit party agents in all polling units.

They told them that it’s a voluntary project to ‘rescue’ Nigeria and the followers nodded in agreement

and started throwing insults all over the place.

Nothing must touch the $15m and nothing touched it.

So election came and gone but they were under surveillance and they knew

So they met and Aburee told his boss that he has no such capacity to launder an amount as huge as that

but the boss who had earlier in his life moved Anambrarian money to Panama and a few other places surely had the capacity.

So during Easter break, he jetted out to UK but he did not know that the interpol had been brought on board to also monitor him on this pending transaction!

He was caught with some evidences and so he was detained and deported and since his arrival, he and Aburee have been thinking of how to move the money.

He stands with Aburee not because he loves him but because of this deal they hatched together

and which is hanging in their throats presently.

Other party executives know that the money was donated on the name of the party and they later got to know too that their signatures were forged to exhort money from donors mostly from abroad. 😝

That was the reason they approached the court and the court granted their prayers by suspending the forger.

Z bank can not deny that they don’t have that sum kept for him and Aburee as we speak.

Both the suspended chairman and the candidate are presently more concerned about how the money will be successfully laundered than retrieving a mandate that does not exist.

Well, some of the donors themselves are drugg traffickers in Indonesia, Singapore, Malaysia,

 South Africa, Brazil etc. 😝

These are the people who who want to ‘rescue’ Nigeria.

- Sunday Wale Adeniran
#SWA