UNITED24 Profile picture
May 24, 2023 11 tweets 9 min read Read on X
On #NAFOday, we present a special big #SquaDrone thread, featuring all the team drones. We'll start with a jab from one of Ukraine's greatest boxers, bought by The Drone Team 2 (we're not sure who fellas had in mind — @Vitaliy_Klychko, @Klitschko, or both)
🧵1/11
2/11
Big bada boom is so 1997.
Badda jagga bonk is much trendier, although the point is pretty much the same.
"Anybody Else Want To Negotiate?"
#NAFO #SquaDrone
3/11
This amazing Millenium Falcon comes courtesy of Flight Lieutenant @AurelliaStrass and #NAFOJediforces. Unlike the original, the only things this ship smuggles are explosives for russian invaders. Much like the original one, however, it will serve the light side.
4/11
Following the #StarWars subject, here's a Wookie-themed UAV. As Han Solo once said, it's not wise to upset a Wookie. This one's already upset. And now it will return the favor.
#NAFO #SquaDrone
5/11
While we're at it, here's a tip on how to properly upset a tankie:
1. Ask them any uncomfortable question about soviet history (so, any question…)
2. Watch them have a tantrum
3. If on your land, instead of pointless arguments, launch an FPI drone from above
6/11
Now, back to #StarWars.
We once stated that the #Fellas are modern day Ewoks (sort of) — they look friendly, but, much like Wookies, you don't want to upset them. In large numbers, they can work miracles, such as these
Ewok Attack Squadrones.
#NAFOfellas #SquaDrone
7/11
In the New Testament, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are conquest, war, famine, and death.
Our Four Drone Riders of the Rage-pocalypse are much nicer, although, it's a matter of perspective. They will bring the same amount of wrath upon unsolicited visitors.
8/11
We remember the times when zombies were just a concept in music videos. Now, brainwashed
z-creatures are on our land, but

They hear a buzzing sound before they make it
They start to freeze
As camera looks them right between the eyes
They're paralyzed
Cause this is Thriller
9/11
These next 2 drones are a result of another #megathread, launched by @NelltheWeaver. The first one is actually called #megathread.
#NAFO #SquaDrone
10/11
The second name sounds a bit more intimidating. More real. As if making a promise that it'll actually transcend social media, and fly away to the battlefield. That's exactly what's gonna happen.
We megalike it.
#NAFO #SquaDrone
11/11
We want to finish off the #SquaDrone thread on a wholesome, soup-centric, note. May this drone become a gift, as pleasant as hot borscht on the tables of our defenders, and a nightmare, as devastating as hot borscht spilled on the nether regions of invaders

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with UNITED24

UNITED24 Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @U24_gov_ua

Sep 13
Today's Ukrainian Cinema Day.
We want to thank everyone who continues creating films despite russian terror and recommend you 7 Ukrainian documentaries about the full-scale invasion that are worth watching📽️🧵 Image
Porcelain War
My Dear Theo
Read 9 tweets
Sep 11
When russia once again invaded Ukraine in 2022, @ItsBorys, a former journalist who had lived in Ukraine, reported from Donbas, decided to act. What started as a meme turned into @saintjavelin, a global symbol of resistance that has already raised millions in support of Ukraine🧵 Image
Image
Image
Read 6 tweets
Sep 9
Anastasiia Kravchuk became a combat medic while her husband, Yevhenii ‘Khamzat’ Kravchuk, was held in russian captivity. They had no contact for three years. Anastasiia was killed near Pokrovsk, never seeing her husband again💔 1/8 Image
2/8 Image
3/8 Image
Read 8 tweets
Sep 4
Yosi accompanied Spanish volunteer Miguel Carmona from his first day in Ukraine. When Miguel was killed on the front, Yosi disappeared. Spanish consular officials, the Ukrainian military, and volunteers worked together to return Miguel's friend home. This is his story🧵👇 Image
Image
Image
Read 6 tweets
Aug 19
August 19 is World Humanitarian Day. On this day, we honor the memory of heroes from around the world who gave their lives helping Ukrainians. Eternal honor and gratitude to all who sacrificed themselves for truth and justice. Rest in peace, heroes. 🧵1/8 Image
2/8 Image
3/8 Image
Read 8 tweets
Aug 7
Chris Shaw @SHAWPOSTER is the American artist behind @saintjavelin’s iconic logo — one of the most recognizable symbols of support for Ukraine.
Chris has transformed this image into Saint Sentinel — to fundraise an air defense unit protecting Ukrainians🧵
u24.gov.ua/news/saint-sen…Image
Image
Image
Read 5 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us!

:(