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May 24, 2023 11 tweets 9 min read Read on X
On #NAFOday, we present a special big #SquaDrone thread, featuring all the team drones. We'll start with a jab from one of Ukraine's greatest boxers, bought by The Drone Team 2 (we're not sure who fellas had in mind — @Vitaliy_Klychko, @Klitschko, or both)
🧵1/11
2/11
Big bada boom is so 1997.
Badda jagga bonk is much trendier, although the point is pretty much the same.
"Anybody Else Want To Negotiate?"
#NAFO #SquaDrone
3/11
This amazing Millenium Falcon comes courtesy of Flight Lieutenant @AurelliaStrass and #NAFOJediforces. Unlike the original, the only things this ship smuggles are explosives for russian invaders. Much like the original one, however, it will serve the light side.
4/11
Following the #StarWars subject, here's a Wookie-themed UAV. As Han Solo once said, it's not wise to upset a Wookie. This one's already upset. And now it will return the favor.
#NAFO #SquaDrone
5/11
While we're at it, here's a tip on how to properly upset a tankie:
1. Ask them any uncomfortable question about soviet history (so, any question…)
2. Watch them have a tantrum
3. If on your land, instead of pointless arguments, launch an FPI drone from above
6/11
Now, back to #StarWars.
We once stated that the #Fellas are modern day Ewoks (sort of) — they look friendly, but, much like Wookies, you don't want to upset them. In large numbers, they can work miracles, such as these
Ewok Attack Squadrones.
#NAFOfellas #SquaDrone
7/11
In the New Testament, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are conquest, war, famine, and death.
Our Four Drone Riders of the Rage-pocalypse are much nicer, although, it's a matter of perspective. They will bring the same amount of wrath upon unsolicited visitors.
8/11
We remember the times when zombies were just a concept in music videos. Now, brainwashed
z-creatures are on our land, but

They hear a buzzing sound before they make it
They start to freeze
As camera looks them right between the eyes
They're paralyzed
Cause this is Thriller
9/11
These next 2 drones are a result of another #megathread, launched by @NelltheWeaver. The first one is actually called #megathread.
#NAFO #SquaDrone
10/11
The second name sounds a bit more intimidating. More real. As if making a promise that it'll actually transcend social media, and fly away to the battlefield. That's exactly what's gonna happen.
We megalike it.
#NAFO #SquaDrone
11/11
We want to finish off the #SquaDrone thread on a wholesome, soup-centric, note. May this drone become a gift, as pleasant as hot borscht on the tables of our defenders, and a nightmare, as devastating as hot borscht spilled on the nether regions of invaders

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