On #NAFOday, we present a special big #SquaDrone thread, featuring all the team drones. We'll start with a jab from one of Ukraine's greatest boxers, bought by The Drone Team 2 (we're not sure who fellas had in mind — @Vitaliy_Klychko, @Klitschko, or both)
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2/11
Big bada boom is so 1997.
Badda jagga bonk is much trendier, although the point is pretty much the same.
"Anybody Else Want To Negotiate?" #NAFO#SquaDrone
3/11
This amazing Millenium Falcon comes courtesy of Flight Lieutenant @AurelliaStrass and #NAFOJediforces. Unlike the original, the only things this ship smuggles are explosives for russian invaders. Much like the original one, however, it will serve the light side.
4/11
Following the #StarWars subject, here's a Wookie-themed UAV. As Han Solo once said, it's not wise to upset a Wookie. This one's already upset. And now it will return the favor. #NAFO#SquaDrone
5/11
While we're at it, here's a tip on how to properly upset a tankie: 1. Ask them any uncomfortable question about soviet history (so, any question…) 2. Watch them have a tantrum 3. If on your land, instead of pointless arguments, launch an FPI drone from above
6/11
Now, back to #StarWars.
We once stated that the #Fellas are modern day Ewoks (sort of) — they look friendly, but, much like Wookies, you don't want to upset them. In large numbers, they can work miracles, such as these
Ewok Attack Squadrones. #NAFOfellas#SquaDrone
7/11
In the New Testament, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are conquest, war, famine, and death.
Our Four Drone Riders of the Rage-pocalypse are much nicer, although, it's a matter of perspective. They will bring the same amount of wrath upon unsolicited visitors.
8/11
We remember the times when zombies were just a concept in music videos. Now, brainwashed
z-creatures are on our land, but
They hear a buzzing sound before they make it
They start to freeze
As camera looks them right between the eyes
They're paralyzed
Cause this is Thriller
10/11
The second name sounds a bit more intimidating. More real. As if making a promise that it'll actually transcend social media, and fly away to the battlefield. That's exactly what's gonna happen.
We megalike it. #NAFO#SquaDrone
11/11
We want to finish off the #SquaDrone thread on a wholesome, soup-centric, note. May this drone become a gift, as pleasant as hot borscht on the tables of our defenders, and a nightmare, as devastating as hot borscht spilled on the nether regions of invaders
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The #FellasFury platoon is ready for action🔥
14 Lyut robots, fundraised by #NAFO fellas, are on their way to help Ukraine's frontline defenders.
Thank you, Fellas — your Fury is about to be unleashed. Take a look at these beauties again and remember the names you gave them🧵👇
In Pryluky, a russian drone killed local fire chief's wife, daughter — police officer Daryna — and 1-year-old grandson . The firefighter was on duty, responding to the aftermath of earlier strikes. Tragically, he and his team ended up extinguishing a fire in his own home💔
14-year-old Yana survived a russian strike that killed her family and destroyed her home. Driven by the loss, Yana is determined to become a soldier to protect Ukraine and honor her loved ones.
This is her story🧵
Ukrainians have long turned their fear and despair into determination — surrender was never an option, as it always meant losing everything. While being an obvious underdog, Ukraine decided to become the smartest, most advanced underdog it can be🧵👇 u24.gov.ua/sky-sentinel?u…
russian forces destroyed and mined Dovhenke village. @thetimes shared a story of a local resident, Ihor Kniazev, who after the de-occupation defused hundreds of mines and rebuilt his house from remnants of the war.
This is a story of an 18-year-old girl from temporarily occupied Donetsk who escaped her home after realizing the true meaning of the russian world. Surrounded by fear and propaganda, she kept her plans a secret even from her own family🧵