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what your chosen design specialization says about you, a thread i cannot explain but simply believe:
combat design/weapon design: you like to think you would crush it at evo but you literally wouldn’t make it out of pools and we all know it. sorry
level design: people you barely know are constantly asking you where the good local weed dispensaries are. also, you have an answer for them
content design: you still have no idea what you want to do with your life, but here you are
world design: you still have no idea what you want to do with your life AND you went to art school.
narrative design: you have been to *just enough* therapy to have mastered the vernacular of self care, but not enough therapy to stop you from weaponizing it against everyone you love
systems designer: nobody is ever going to agree to play the battlestar galactica board game at any dinner party you attend. WHY do you keep bringing it
agent/hero/champ designer: you only really feel truly alive when you know someone hates the shit out of you. even better if it’s a lot of people
game UX designer: you’re wondering if getting a shiba inu puppy, another fancy coffee grinder, or a pothos plant makes you too predictable. the answer is yes
lead designer: at some point in your life mom put you in charge of your siblings, handed you $20 for pizza and said “call the cops if anything bad happens, the other moms and I are going out for drinks indefinitely” and your watch has somehow never ended
progression designer: you definitely got kicked out of your MMO guild when you were younger and a) i’m sorry about that, it must have been traumatizing but also b) lmao
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