70 expert speakers, and almost twice as many audience members...

Neil Oliver opens by introducing a video message from a special supporter of the conference...

...pause...

...pause...

...person comes onto the stage to whisper in his ear...

...so, the video isn't working...
Tess Lawie speaks for 4 minutes... and then the video starts! It's Del Bigtree, talking over her for a moment, and then they kill the video.
But we finally get to the video, and it's Del Bigtree saying he can't be here because he has a propaganda filk to promo, so instead he's handing the mic over to Neil Oliver, who was the person on stage who introduced the video. Weird cameo/plug for Plandemic but the crown love it
Here's the full audience, as they listen to Pierre Kory.

He's explaining that to get around rules on medical licenses, he became part of the Crow Native American tribe, and now if you want to see him you just join that tribe and the government can't stop you seeing him. Image
We are 45 minutes into this panel of 9 speakers. So far we have seen one speaker. Pierre Kory was meant to speak for 10 minutes. I think he maybe did 20. This is going to be a theme, I suspect.
We are over time, but still wait to hear Jessica Rose's CV. Then she gets to the podium... plugs her laptop in... and then spends at least a minute asking which microphone she needs to use, and whether she needs one at all. Her next two minutes are that Bath has nice buildings.
Jessica Rose is now reading out a quote from noted scholar and incredibly important speaker who the audience should all immediately check out... James Lindsay.

Fuck me.
She wanted to play a video, “will that work? No? Oh, dear, that was going to be half of my talk”.

Anyway, it's a video about an Italian band who wanted to get the Foo Fighters to come play in their village.

No idea what that has to do with vaccines. Partly cos it didn't play.
This is extraordinarily weird. Just bonkers stuff.

This antivax conference hosted by the guy off of GB News is now a ramble from a former medical researcher turned surfer about when she was in a band. And what we can learn from Star Trek Voyager. And a video that didn't play.
Deanna McLeod "If you ask a shoemaker what you need, they’ll recommend shoes. A dentist will recommend dental care, so if you ask immunisation experts, they'll just recommend a vaccine"

...ie, "don’t ask experts about the subject of their expertise, cos that’s biased"
Deanna McLeod realises she has 90 seconds left, so she puts up this slide and says she just wants to explain four stages of it... Image
Oh, wait, no, that whole graphic WAS the first stage. There are three other similar graphics for the other stages. We are at least 30 minutes over time...
The audience are not exactly on the edge of their seats for this talk. Image
“I’m not sure if you guys remember the truckers? <pause for applause from the audience> the Ontario Government and Federal Government which disrupted those protesters were in cahoots to attract a Moderna plant to Ontario”
She suggests the UK audience look into how our federal government (of the UK?!) are directing private funds towards corporate initiatives that are designed to enslave us and take away choice.

I do like it when speakers show they have done zero research on where they're speaking
We are over time, so we are no longer getting bios for the speakers, but we are instead going to go to the famous time-saving device: a remote speaker on Zoom who can't progress their own slides.
The Zoom speaker is a vet called Prof Karina Acevedo-Whitehouse, who wants us to know that we are undergoing genocide, and also that we shouldn't vaccinate animals, especially not with mRNA vaccines.
Next up, Paul Merrick is here to tell us how bad it is that America take 50% of the world's drugs, and that in America pharma can set their own prices and market to consumers. And that prescription drugs are worth a lot in the US.

This conference is taking place in Bath, UK. 🤷
He's still going. He's telling us that the FDA is too close to pharma companies. And that big pharma controls Congress - listing how many Republicans and Democrats receive pharma funding. And that pharma spend money on lobbying.

All true. All entirely irrelevant in the UK!
Now Dr* Meryl Nass (MD), who puts up this slide from the BMJ and hopes we can read it OK. Image
She’s unhappy that drugs are developed by drug companies, rather than by government. I’m not sure a policy of “the government should take over spending millions on the funding of drug research” would go over well with this crowd of antivaxxers.
Naturopath: "A new law was brought in in 1992 that meant the FDA could charge drug companies for reviewing drugs. Before that, the government paid for a drug company's drugs to be tested"

So… what you're saying is, things are better now? Maybe we found that Better Way after all
"We will need doctors and scientists, but most of them have performed abhorrently [she means vaccinating people], so we need to put them in reeducation camps to re-educate them [until they agree with us on vaccines]. In a humane but effective way"
Next up, our first British speaker of the weekend... a guy who sells bioresonance devices.
He's Clive de Carle.

He tells us every single person is nutritionally deficient, and complaining that he isn't allowed to sell colloidal silver any more, because They don't want you to know how powerful silver is.

He's telling us to put colloidal silver in our eyes. Pls don't.
“During this talk I’m going to mention two words. One is Kure and one is Kancer. I spell these with a K, because if I spelled them with a C, I couldn’t talk about it. Only doctors can legally cure cancer, right? But with a K it’s different”

That, Clive, is not how the law works!
Sorry, should that be Klive, actually?
Klive got taken down by YouTube for saying that vitamin C cures "the symptoms that are known as Covid".

He Linus Pauling cured his dad's friend's cancer with vitamin C.

And the one time Klive took an antibiotic, he ended up in hospital with antibiotic poisoning.
Klive: "They kept offering me drugs in hospital, and I said 'But, I'm not low on those, I know I'm not low on drugs, so I don't need those'".
(I'm about 20 mins behind live now, as I paused for long enough to a) take notes and b) make myself a cup of tea and a snack)
“In Japan, they don’t have a word for menopause because in Japan there's so much higher Dean in seafood and seaweed and fish that virtual that menopause is a virtually non-existent thing. And breast cancer spelled with a K doesn’t happen”

👀 ImageImage
*iodine, not "higher dean!"
You can’t buy magnesium supplements from the supermarket, they're the wrong type, you need the right type (aka the ones he sells).

Also, Nikolia Tesla in 1891 designed healing devices using Bioresonance, like the ones Klive has (and sells) Image
"If anyone here is in chronic pain, we have a few of these Tesla-coil electric frequency devices we can use to treat you. No charge"

Tbf, if there's no charge, it's not a very good electro-woo device... (arf)
He says he has a video where he heals 34 people in a row from their pain conditions, spending less than 5 minutes with each.

Like some kind of weird episode of You Bet. Image
One of the elctrodes on his device is called the "cocaine electrode" and is an anesthetic (not really how cocaine works...).

Another of the electrodes is called the "prostate electrode". And it gets used "internally". Not to kink shame, but PSA: avoid electrocuting your bumhole Image
“I have an organisation called the secret health club, it’s all the health information that’s banned from YouTube, but I’ve some business cards if you want to know more”

Ooh, ooh, me please Klive!
Next up is Tina Peers, who is just talking about what MCAS actually is, and how to treat it. So far, it's pretty... legit. Was she booked by mistake?

No, because she said "it's been lovely to hear the previous speakers".
Ohhh, I take it back, she thinks MCAS is caused by childhood trauma!

And that walking barefoot will prevent a cytokine storm.

And that you can stop your immune over-reaction if you think about it really hard.

Also, if you avoid Lyme Disease.
“What does the spike protein do in all of us? We’ve all been exposed to it – we’ve either had covid, had a vaccine, or been exposed to people who have had vaccines” – so she believes in vaccine shedding
“Everyone is at risk. Spike protein causes microclots, reduces T Lymphocites causing immunosuppression, upregulates BRCA1 gene so you’re more likely to get cancer. "e are all walking around with a timebomb in us, and we have to get that spike protein – that trigger – out of us”
She tells her patients to get an arc frequency device will boost the ATP production 3-5 times in every one of your cells.
arcmicrotech.com

And that they have to specifically take "Vedicnals 9®" nutriceuticals
vedicinals.com

Wonder if she sees a % of that £?
She ends by saying "I have a dream... and that is for us all to get rid of the spike".

Closing out on a repurposed MLK reference, middle class white lady? Perfection, no notes.
Ok, I'm 40 minutes behind the live stream. There were 9 speakers meant to be doing 10 minutes each, and I've seen 8 of them so far.

I am 2 hours in (if you ignore the times I've paused it, I mean).
Also, realisation: Neil Oliver opened by telling everyone that if they run over at all, he'll be the one keeping them to time.

I haven't seen Neil Oliver once since the session started. Not even in the wings or anything.

Great, diligent MC work, coast guy.
Reiner Fuellmich “We are in no doubt whatsoever that big pharma is the major tool that Mr Global and his psychopath puppets are using to get full control over humanity. First killing us in large numbers and then digitising those who survive into mere slaves”
The Zoom speakers are noticeably just reading directly from a script. Which is annoying, but also, if they just sent me their script I wouldn't have to actually listen to them
First shout-out for disgraced former Tory Andrew Bridgen, who gets called a hero, as the room pauses Reiner's talk to give a loud cheering ovation.

Bet Andrew isn't even at the conference yet, bet he arrives just for whenever his session is. Your applause is wasted, sycophants
Reiner keeps talking about "Mr Global" as the big bad guy, but he’s doing it so often that it makes me think he believes there is actually a real Mr Global who is behind it all.
I tuned out for literally 10 seconds, and Reiner is talking about the independent legal jurisdiction of the New Zealand Maori population. Baffling stuff.
The New Zealand Maori population are the only free and sovereign people in the world, apparently.

Also, the Maori chief had known about mRNA vaccines for over 50 years apparently. Because of their innate connection with spirituality, according to Reiner.
He's saying the Maori people have a better connection to their pineal gland.

He's also talked to indigenous Americans and Canadians. But only the Maoris have remained truly independent and free.

I don't think Maori historians would agree with his read on their history!
He describes the government as "the corporate government, the puppet government of King Charles", and how that can't interfere with a natural and declared independent system of justice. It is all getting very sov-cit-y.
GOD DAMMIT I JUST FOUND THE PLAY AT 1.5X BUTTON ON THEIR VIDEO PLAYER.
He finishes by explaining that the Maori council will rule that Covid was a big scam perpetrated to control us, and their law is designed to restore peace not just to them, but to the entire world, so when they will fix everything everywhere under Maori indigenous law.
I have made it to the panel discussion, finally!

This is an obscene set-up for a panel. This is way too many people. They literally have enough people on stage to form an 11-a-side football team. Image
They're talking about excess deaths. Kory brings up the insurance company who saw that the number of death claims in 2021 were 38% higher than in 2020. WHY WAS THAT? (because 2021 was still a pandemic, and because in 2020, I imagine paperwork moved more slowly and claims lagged)
Then he starts doing a comedy big with Jessica Rose, about whether the excess deaths were caused by Global Warming or referees blowing whistles too loudly. It’s not good gear.

He also thinks the rise in disability is due to the vaccine (not to Covid).
The naturopath disagrees that the vaccine isn't an experiment, because Fauci knew exactly how deadly it was, there was no experiment about it.
Then Tina Peers points out that we still have lots of excess deaths, even though lots of young people haven't been vaccinated for years, which is obviously proof that... the vaccine kills people even years after you get it.

Motivated reasoning is a helluva drug.
Ooh, interesting. Jessica Rose points out that nobody in their 30s and 40s who was healthy beforehand died from Covid, not one.

Paul Merrick is having none of it, and says he personally knows of healthy 30 years who died from Covid, so Rose and Kory have to stop saying that
Kory says “right, but not dropping dead from Covid”.
Merrick: "no, they die on ventilators"
Rose: "Yeah, the ventilators are deadly"
Merrick: "It is Covid that is deadly, not the ventilators"

Then Rose says any of the data that says Covid is deadly is actually questionable.
Mark Trozzi claims autopsies were suppressed, and we don’t know why people died during Covid, or now, because they don’t look for the spike protein in autopsies, so can’t see the spike killed them.

Merrick promises tomorrow he'll show us some sperm with spike protein in it.
Meryl Nass agrees with "her colleague" Paul Merrick, as she also had healthy patients catch Covid and die. To be clear, Merrick is a doctor; Nass is a naturopath. That she saw Covid patients who died, despite the "vitamin D supplements she gave them", is pretty chilling,
It's over! That's panel one done. Blimey. That was a lot. And there are days more of this...

Also, there are apparently "de-googled" smartphones for sale in the foyer: twitter.com/DBrozeLiveFree
I may well tweet the next session I watch, but not in real time!
Ok, I was going to call it a day there, but then I ABSOLUTELY had to share this with you all. This is exactly the tone of the day. Beyond parody.

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I guess this is the kind of heterodox thinking students can expect to be taught at that new university of not-a-university.

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