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@bryancanary70
Jun 9 • 5 tweets • 3 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
.@BankofAmerica Hey - we spent 4 hours trying to correct the autopay for my corporate credit card, illogically. They said it was right. It seems someone just can't get enough loosh. u all can't seem to schedule autopayments via FirstData anymore? a lot of bullshit flying around. Image
@BankofAmerica how much more time would you like? another 2 hours? Another 4 hours? How many hours do you want ? I'd prefer if you just asked for the time and ignored included the payments problems as a reason for demanding it. Image
@BankofAmerica if you could help janet out, I'd really appreciate it. Image
@BankofAmerica and here's the letter... docs.google.com/document/d/1kt…
@BankofAmerica .@TuckerCarlson talk about taboos... they always want ppl to suffer banking contortions in private. that way everyone can contribute loosh without realizing everyone else is also giving at the river.

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Jun 12
.@BofA_Help @BankofAmerica i called 1-888-287-4637 i entered my number.

it spent 2 minutes telling me the shit that was relevant before we had online banking. if I wanted my balance I'd log in. if I wanted my credit line i'd log in.

Ur phone sys is literally 20 yrs behind.
@BofA_Help @BankofAmerica 22 minutes later. on phone with biz and personal online banking. Biz -

Bofa - "oops" we're sorry, that old profile for bill pay from 10 yrs ago was never removed from your profile. that's what caused that bounce. it looks like it was corrected 3 days ago and u'll get a ltter"
@BofA_Help @BankofAmerica me - "3 days ago, what tirggered the correction? maybe screaming on twitter"

bofa -"no, the back ofc got an err notice "

me thinking - 'I doubt it. if they had err checking they'd have known about conflict before they ran the txn'...

me - "great. they removed the bounce fee"
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Jun 12
1 of x) @stevewoz if they ever want 2 mange their own $, they must understand how 2 track it digitally in a "proper way". Trusting AI 2 audit is !?--! & block chain only is good after $ is injected in. How it gets injected & by who is the hard part to track... @TheSharkDaymond Image
@stevewoz @TheSharkDaymond 2 of x) i need 2 dbl check note @ debits vs credits but as I recall that's correct. the prob is modeled when u start a b'keeping system from scratch w/ an existing business, w/ accts already having balances . Then other natural occurrences in real life scenarios model it as well ImageImage
@stevewoz @TheSharkDaymond 3) any1 who learned how to b'keep properly, learned how 2 make $ appear and disappear with a trail so tiny, it could be lost w/ the smallest amt of confusion. Rockefeller & Rothschild Patriarchs were b'keepers 1st.
Then they became problematic. What they learned n a few yrs...
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Jun 11
.@stevewoz

first 2 sections have completed prototypes now.

Needs some cleaning up but the gist is there.

i was informed in the wee-wee hours i had not implemented the journals qc bit yet. It comes n like a dream but not. that hypnogogic state is a powerful place. (night p) Image
@stevewoz this is spoken @ a lot these days on podcasts so not newNews, but the bathroom is an amazingly mystical place. & im not talking @ anything funny. just taking a shower or doing 1 or 2 things can result in amazing insights. it has to due with an attn programming shift (or water).
@stevewoz huh. there seems to be glitch in matrix. 1) nobody has done any cartoons about mystical bathrooms and 2) in their absence, I got Egyptian Cats!! 😃😂🤣 Image
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Jun 10
.@RepJimmyPanetta @RobBonta Outreach to Monterey Bay attorneys just started. That's the first 9 requests for case review. Almost all of them seem to have RE practices. probably not a good fit. How do they all stay employed? I expect to have 100 notices out in the next hour or two Image
@RepJimmyPanetta @RobBonta I've got 25 notices out. 3 firms. still, most of em have RE practice background? How do they all stay employed?

Then look who I stumbled across. Jimmy must have a brother. Ask him for his copy if you'd like to read the Request 4 review. Allow him to spk 4 himself. No coaching. ImageImage
@RepJimmyPanetta @RobBonta Including fenton and keller we're at 42 notices now. If they don't open their mouths at all, it'll be deemed by the locals as disinterested in social concerns. if they open them the wrong way, they'll be villainized by the masses. Tough spot to be in.

Returning the feelings...
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Jun 10
1 of x)
@stevewoz I got a ping today, I thought of u and it made me think of something a bit differently than I had in the past.

Have they told you about the "bank stmt generator" or the "txn generator" yet?

I doubt it... Image
@stevewoz 2 of x) In the back of the Bookkeeping Template (bkpn) you'll find a "txn generator". In under 2 minutes any user can create master records and then create a years worth of demo data for those records by running a script. The output can then be pushed to faux journals or real 1s ImageImageImageImage
@stevewoz 3 of x) Did u say you wanted 2 see what it was like to own / run a Vet or Doctors office? Sure, I we can model that for u financially with a basic set of master txns and then we can tweek them for your projections. And in 30 - 60 min the mystery of financial projections is gone.
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Jun 10
.@RobBonta @RepJimmyPanetta here's a case study that should never have made it to litigation or appeal.

A TDS is due before entering a contract, not after. No TDS. No Contract. No Dispute.

How much money was spent on legal fees and CA court costs ??
blog.aklandlaw.com/wp-content/upl…
@RobBonta @RepJimmyPanetta do u realize how much case law is f--ked up by "professionals"?

It likely 100,000's of cases.
@RobBonta @RepJimmyPanetta hum. I've been quoted '94 for some reason. maybe that's when 1102 came into play. Appears the TDS was mandated in 1985. Image
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