in Romanian we use the word "pula" a lot,even more then the english speakers use "fuck".

we tend to use pula more creatively to express a wider range of feelings, thoughts and outcomes

Let me give you 39 common examples,they get stranger and stranger after the first couple:
1. "Sa-mi bag pula !"

literal translation: "I'll stick my dick (in it)". the parts in parentheses are implied.

Meaning: "I am truly amazed" or "whaaat the fuuuck"

2. Baga-mi-as pula!

I'd stick my dick (in it)

"I have just made a mistake" or "Oh fuck! "
3. Bag pula.

Stick my dick (in it).

"I shall now quit what i was doing" or "Fuck this shit"

4. Mi-am bagat pula.

I stuck my dick (in it)

"I was rather negligent at my job" or "I didn't give a fuck"
5. Pula mea!

My dick

"I honestly don't have a clue" or "Fuck me if i know"

6. Ce pula mea?

What(in) my dick (is this) ?

"What's going on there?" or "What the fuck?"
7. Nu poti si cu pula-n cur si cu suflet-n rai

Can't have dick up the ass and the soul in Heaven.

"Have your cake and eat it too"

8. Manca-mi-ai pula!

Eat my dick! - no other translation needed i think.
9. Du-te-n pula mea de-aici!

Go into my dick away from here!

"Begone for thou art unworthy" or "fuck off"

10. Du-te-n pula mea de-aici ....

Go into my dick away from here ...

"I cannot believe my eye" or "fuck me,that's unbelievable"
11. In pula mea!

In my dick!

"For God's sake,not again!" or 'Oh for fuck's sake"

12. Am belit pula!

We have flayed the dick!

"We are officially in trouble" or "We're fucked"
13. Pula-n cur si bani de drum

Dick up the ass and money for the road

"So long and thanks for all the fish"

14. Fix pula

Precisely dick.

"Our attempt was futile" or "Fuck all"

15. O pula

A dick.

"Absolutely nothing" or "zilch, nada"
16. Ca pula

Like dick

"Really bad fitting"

17. S-a dus pe pula

Went away on a dick.

"Went down the drain" .
18. Ma fac pula!

I'm becoming a dick.

"I'm getting shitfaced"

19. Pielea pulii

The dick's skin

"A loser"

20. Futi, nu futi, vremea pulii trece.

Getting laid or not getting laid, the time of the dick passes.

"Time flies by"
21. Ete pula!

Behold the dick!

"No fucking way"

22. In pula cu satelitul.

In dick by satellite.

"An unreachable distance away"
23. Ma doare-n pula

My dick hurts.

"I am carefree and relaxed" or "I don't have a single fuck to give"

24. Mi se rupe pula

My dick is tearing up.

"I don't have a worry in the world" or "I have less than zero fucks to give"
25. Bai pula!

Yo, dick !

"Listen here you little shit"

26. O pula de om

A dick of a man.

A dickhead, an asshole.
27. Pe pula lui!

On his own dick

"Successful individual"

28. De pula sa ma treci strada

(So you can hold me) by the dick as you help me cross the road

"Just because"
29. Un pulalau

A giant dick.

"A lady's male companion that you don't know or care to meet"

30. Ce-are pula cu prefectura?

What does the dick have to do with the prefect's office?

"Apples to oranges"
31. Un pulifrici. Un pulete.

A dicklet.

"An insignificant guy."

32. Pulica Franaru

Lil' Dick the Breakman

"A really insignificant guy"
33. La pulivara!

Next dickmmer!

"First Sunday after never"

34. Mai stie pula!

Only the dick still knows!

"I can't remember fuck all"
35. Pula nu stie carte.

Dick can't read.

"Love is blind"

37. Facuta in ciuda pulii!

Made to spite the dick!

"A very attractive woman"
38. Iti bati pula de mine?

Are you beating your dick against me?

"Are you taking me for a fool?"

39. Razi ca proasta la pula

You're laughing like a stupid woman seeing a dick.

"Your laughter is inappropriate"
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