Just got a call on da poliss radeo bout a hot ladee in trubble. @Shopkeep0 fren is ridin wib me cos he also likes purdy ladeez 
OK we finally here. Sexy ladee here we come!
Purdy ladee!!! We here 2 save u!!!
Wut da fug?!
It's a fuggin CatFish!!!
Oh no. She after shopkeep fren!!!
She chasin him into da bedruum!!
Ged off him u catfish bish!!!
U get ur slimy scales off my fren. We wanted booba but u r a lying fard shid!
Fuggin take dat!
*SPLAT*
R u ok Shopkeep fren?
"I'm neber eading fish agen"
Dis threab was inspired by an earlier interaction with a non fren on a threab 😂
https://twitter.com/Shopkeep0/status/1669925248517505025
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