The #CovidInquiry came roaring to life today and claimed its first victim.
The sad unfortunate was tortured over several hours before being chopped into little pieces.
But the victim in question was NOT David Cameron. Now read on....
Dave did appear but the KC was, rightly, not going to waste her energy.
He's done more to damage Britain than any other PM and everyone knows that.
He said he gave us austerity so there was money "in the pot" for things like Covid.
Shortly after, he was quietly ushered out.
No, the real victim of today's proceedings was this poor chap - Sir Chris Wormald, perm sec of the Department of Health and Social Care.
He took a kicking the likes of which I've not seen before at an Inquiry - and one that both he and DHSC richly deserve.
First, he was asked about a Sept 2016 Departmental Board meeting at which there was to be a "deep dive" into some of the most "grave risks" the UK faced, including a pandemic.
The board had no legal clout but that was Ok because the Sec of State, one Jeremy Hunt, did and he was supposed to be there.
Alas, just as he would go missing in the middle of Exercise Cygnus a few months later, HUNT was AWOL.
And the Board was angry about it...
Why? Because they were dealing with some serious s**t. Huge numbers sick, an economic cost estimated at 71 times higher than the £28bn mentioned in the nation's pandemic plan, school closures etc...
And the country was not prepared for any of it.
Even a "moderate pandemic would over run the system", said the declassified docs. In the extreme, "quarantine" (ie lockdown) might be even be needed.
So, yes, the Board had good reason to be angry Hunt was not there..
No surprise then that the KC for the Inquiry should ask poor old Sir Chris: "What steps did you take to ensure the Sec of Sate attend future Board Meetings addressing matters of the highest importance?"
"I don't recall" stammered Sir Chris, who had clearly done sod all. He had "no record" of doing anything. Pushed on whether he had even raised it with Hunt the answer was no. Why? "I cannot remember my thought process at the time", he dissembled.
There was worse to come.
DHSC's entire strategy was up the swanny. They knew a CoV could be been huge - it was in the risk assessment - but they only had a pandemic plan for flu. And this despite knowing the features of any new pathogen could not be known in advance
Sir Chris was stuck. None of it made sense. The flu plan had no serious measures to stop it because flu spread so fast but how could you know that when you accepted the characteristics of a new flu bug could not be known in advance?
And why if emerging infectious diseases like CoVs could be catastrophic for the UK, as the risk resister showed, did they only estimate the maximum number of deaths at a few thousand?
Perhaps sensing his career was already over, Sir Chris finally spilled the beans. It will not go down well with Hunt, Cameron et al because it kicks their get out of jail card from under them, but it is at least the truth...
The 2011 pandemic flu plan, said Sir Chris, was our only pandemic plan and always intended for other bugs like Covid.
The thinking went like this: "If we're ready for flu we're ready for anything", he told the Inquiry.
And the terrible error in this? Well, it was wrong.
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🧵There are several unexplained facts and unanswered questions about the IDF drone strike which killed seven @WCKitchen workers in Gaza last week.
Here's quick thread summarising our investigation over the past week... 1/x telegraph.co.uk/global-health/…
First, the most senior IDF commander dismissed for his role in the strike is a settler who signed an open letter in January calling for the territory to be deprived of aid, The Telegraph can reveal...
Michael Mansfield, KC, one of the UK's leading lawyers, says the letter is important because it "is plainly relevant to a particular state of mind”.
You may or may not remember this man, but on or around 16 Aug 2020 he vanished.
Or to put it correctly, he *was* vanished by operatives of the DHSC.
Imagine then my surprise when he appeared at the #CovidInquiry on Wednesday alive and well - and hungry for revenge ...
You may not recognise him on account of the comedy mustachio he's borrowed from Mr Spud, but his name is Selbie, Duncan Selbie.
He's the former CEO of Public Health England and is viewed by DHSC as one of the most dangerous men ever to have walked the corridors of Whitehall.
Such were the security concerns surrounding his evidence, he appeared via video link from a safe house in Saudi Arabia.
Meanwhile, KC Kate Blackwell was scrambled for duty at the 11th hour and arrived in her whip with only moment to spare.
It's hard to exaggerate the power of Prof Chris Whitty's brain.
It's like the Brain of Morbius (Dr Who '76) but dedicated to good rather than evil.
So when he was wheeled into the #CovidInquiry today I was well excited, init...
And The Brain did not disappoint.
It spoke at 453 words a second, causing the Inquiry stenographer to combust, but was perfectly clear on slow-mo rewind.
There was no bluster, only a tincy bit of equivocation and plenty of new, very precise, thinking...
KC Kate, aka The Eviscerator, was limbering up for the more debonair (and possibly slippery) Patrick Vallance later in the day, so it fell to a chap called Keith something-or-other to tackle the brain.
It was a good choice as Keith has a big brain too, according to his website
Poor old George. He styles himself a man of vision but, as he was led from the dock at the #CovidInquiry yesterday, he left a behind a transcript that makes plain he abdicated his responsibilities in protecting Britain while Chancellor from 2010 to 2016. covid19.public-inquiry.uk/wp-content/upl…
As he took the stand, the blood drained from his face and he seemed ready for a headline diverting scrap.
Attack was realistically going to be his only form of defence and, for an instant, I thought it was his warmer half, Dominic Raab, who was sitting there, coiled and prone
But George needed a chap to lock swords with. Someone who would enjoy a good old knock-about but knew where to draw the line. Instead he got KC Kate Blackwell, aka the eviscerator...
Before we get to not so gorgeous George Osborne, it's worth a brief reflection on Oliver Letwin's evidence of this morning.
It might be summed up as the *good chap* theory of disaster planning....
Now Oliver is a fine sort of fellow, astute and reflective, and it would be unfair to twat him about the head too hard, even when he's made a right Horlicks of things, as appears to be the case with getting the nation ready for Covid 19.
The KC was gentle and, after establishing Oliver's modus operandi - to be bloody nice to people and they'll be nice to you - he focused on two key issues ...