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Chistes pendejos, para el #manejodeestrés 😁
-Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks: ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
-The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’
-Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks: ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
-The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’
-What do dentists call their x-rays?
-Tooth pics!
-Tooth pics!
-What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
-One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
-One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
-Why should you never trust stairs?
-They’re always up to something.
-They’re always up to something.
-Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
-He got fired.
-He got fired.
-How do you measure a snake?
-In inches—they don’t have feet.
-In inches—they don’t have feet.
-Why is Peter Pan always flying?
-Because he Neverlands.
-Because he Neverlands.
-Why are toilets always so good at poker?
-They always get a flush
-They always get a flush
-Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
-It had great food, but no atmosphere.
-It had great food, but no atmosphere.
-You heard the rumor going around about butter?
-Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
-Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
😜Ya me voy a trabajar.
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