🧵thread on fake "ukrainian body cam footage", as there is another one making the rounds. again released by RUDENKO, who are responsible for some of the dumbest fakes of the war.

i will go over previous bullshit from RUDENKO and then explain why this one is cringe as well
these fake body cams are produced to obviously demoralize as in "this will happen to you, resistance is futile, russia is inevitable".

vatniks will then tweet "so sad that we are so successful and have to kill so many, poor ukrainians forced by the west 😔😔😔"
all i have to say is shout-out to the VDV in klischiivka.
RUDENKO already gave us the classic "bakhmut organ harvesting by german doctors".

it involved costumes, props, a set, a script, you name it. i won't even get into this one, just enjoy the hilarious fake-german. it is schizo and humiliating, but that fits the russian federation.
the next RUDENKO masterpiece involves a fake body cam from a staircase. this one is particularly funny because it involves a weird mix of NATO weapons, one of those being an M4 rifle without optics or iron sights. just an empty rail. Image
for those that are not into guns: there is no way to aim that rifle. nobody would grab that and go into combat. nobody.

i do appreciate how the actors drop like a sack of potatoes though. great stunt work.

clip involves burning debris and real weapons firing. very elaborate. https://t.co/zKXCQb97cMtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…

now, the new release. it is funny because it involves a fake blood bag.

once the actor pops it, you can see him adjust the body cam away from what he just did.

because the first thing you do once you realize a major artery is pumping out gallons of blood is adjust your GoPro.
no, humans don't have blood pockets that spurt out one big gulp. this is like a tarantino movie and then just... stops.

i have put a sensitive content warning on these because i don't want to argue with twitter support. there is no violence here though
to make it more believable the clip ends with another actor shooting a tight grouping next to our protagonist.

problem is you can see the gases exiting the muzzle within the frame.

meaning the guy that is firing that gun is standing right next to the camera & misses on purpose
if you don't know what i mean, here is an extremely professional visualization of what's happening here
vatniks will obviously just say "cope" and believe all of this is real. the reality is of course ukrainians are dying. we can accept that, they need more support.

but thankfully here it is just a bunch of ivans being cringe and these clips get pumped out for narrative control
a key russian narrative right now is that ukraine has fielded 4 armies, hundreds of thousands died, the west has tricked ukrainians into resisting (lmao) and the "kiev regime" does not have the interest of the population at heart.

none of that is true, of course.
this narrative was decided on before the war even started, but they went really haywire on this one in recent months. on all channels: grayzone, ritter, kennedy, mcgregor, all of them.

from december 2021, months before the renewed invasion: Image
visceral clips like this help someone like jackson hinkle to push that "stop deceiving these poor ukrainians, their defeat is inevitable" button

and of course, to demoralize the average ukrainian soldier or person that thinks about signing up - "this will be you"
and that is why they put so much energy into faking these. they are so elaborate that even pro-UA people will accuse me of coping because it is only little details that give them away (not the organ harvesting one though lmao). i won't get into arguments about it
for no particular reason, i will end this thread with the aftermath of the russian VDV dismounting straight into their death in klishchiivka. it's just so funny and bewildering

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with jabuttee - luxurious memes and takes

jabuttee - luxurious memes and takes Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @jabuttee

Jul 22
okay holy shit the likes from new york times writer ivan nechepurenko are fascinating. especially how they play out over time.

yes, a lot of it is pretty hardcore vatnik stuff, but what's shocking to me is how... dumb they are.


Image
Image
Image
Image
so first off, it goes from grayzone types (this includes people that are knee deep into bucha denial, which he is not) to some of the dumbest uninformed drivel on this platform. i guess i expected some level of sophistication when someone is associated with the new york times
to be clear: in principle i have no issues with russians writing for NYT. i am not radicalized, of course it could be of value. it's just... so dumb for a professional journalist to fall for this stuff.

f.e. the shitty study about how 90% of pro-ukrainian accounts are bots Image
Read 15 tweets
Jul 10
🦈 inflatable shark toy thread for navalny fans. how we got here.

i want to make something clear: i have met some fine russian people after february 24th.

they quietly support without seeking attention. they instinctually refrain from main character syndrome.
hell, there was even a very sincere russian woman married to a ukrainian soldier among them. on her mind?

russian bombs, rockets and shells. not russian corruption. she never mentioned it.

there are other corrupt countries on this planet. corruption explains nothing.
there is another camp of russians i have been exposed to, and they represent the vast majority of russians: the utterly depraved.
i can't read russian VK and telegram for long. the entitled supremacy, the inherent dehumanization of ukrainians, it terrifies me to my core.
Read 20 tweets
Apr 16
🧵DD was an avid ancestry dot com fan before the genocide arc and had a period where she claimed yugoslavian heritage to all her friends. that connection was dubious. but back then she didn't claim russian. and those friends don't like her anymore. so ya
you wouldn't believe how not-russian DD is. according to her friends, she was more in a bernie social circle until she started a weird "slav squat" fetishization arc in 2020. i think the tankie shit was always there but i don't know.
so two things. first: she wasn't MAGA. this crazy came from the outer left. i am left leaning, and i think we need to acknowledge that. tankies are literal demons.
Read 7 tweets
Apr 16
and there was no "doxxing". it's called journalism. in this case, credit to @MalcontentmentT
malcontentment.com/a-russian-disi…
Image
Read 9 tweets
Apr 16
I almost forgot that apparently DonbassDevushka just blatantly admitted to fraud in fucking writing to tens of thousands of people. Donations received as charity, now it was to run the channel. Image
textbook lmfao Image
tfw when you try to make it all go away but admit to fraud in front of a packed stadium
Read 4 tweets
Apr 16
feeling cute might post more screenshots later ImageImageImage
Image
Image
Read 4 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!

:(