Donald Trump takes a moment to relax in the Garden of Eden. While there, a woman came up to him who said that a snake told her that if she ate from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, that she would become all knowing - just like God… 
Donald Trump knew how dangerous it would be to do such a thing, as he would NEVER disobey God. He begged and pleaded with her to not eat the forbidden fruit. She complied. Trump took her word for it, and he left…
The woman returned to the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, and found the snake there once again. The snake convinced the woman that it is ok to eat the forbidden fruit, and that God would not be upset if she did so. So she did.
We all know what happened next…
Donald Trump knew what the woman had done. He ventured back to the garden of Eden to find the snake. Once he found the snake, he picked it up and beat it over a rock. Thinking the snake was dead, he left. He turned around to look at the snakes lifeless body, but it was gone…
Donald Trump got on his motorcycle and headed back to New York. He knew that the evil that possessed the snake was still out there. If Donald Trump was going to defeat that evil, he would have to begin his training - and that’s just what he did.
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