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Just got hold of the written copy of yesterday's deposition and...yeah @ChicagoState is in just as much trouble as Pablo Ecowas.

Apart from confirming that the certificate submitted to INEC is a forgery, they also confirmed that they have no way of knowing that "Bola A. Tinubu" and "Bola Ahmed Tinubu" are in fact the same person.



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Yeah this is the end.

No amount of sponsored headlines from PM News and The Nation can fix this.

Your man is done out here.


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There you have it in black and white, ladies and gentlemen.

Your "president" committed identity fraud in addition to forgery.

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More from @DavidHundeyin

Oct 2
From today's subpoenaed documents.

Here's what a 1979 @ChicagoState degree certificate looked like:
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Here's what a @ChicagoState degree awarded in 1998/1999 looks like: Image
Here's what a @ChicagoState degree awarded in 2003 looks like: Image
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Sep 14
To the unclean, nothing can be clean, hence why you would say something so unbelievably stupid.

I should show you my classmates? I'll do you one better than that. I'll show you both my classmates AND my schoolmates.

You can see @azadvertised, Liz Idoko-Okogun and @NaetoC, yes?



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You can see @adedoyinjai? That's another classmate.

I have nothing to show for myself except tweets? Well here are some things I've been achieving in life since I was 12 years old in 2003.

Unlike you criminals, I have nothing to conceal or hide from.


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The fact that you personally accomplished nothing with your life except "tweets" is entirely your individual problem. We can't all be failures like you.


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Jul 19
I landed in Zimbabwe earlier today, and I have been detained at Harare Airport inside a smelly locked room for nearly 7 hours.

They said that despite using the travel document of a country with a visa-free relationship, my nationality is still Nigerian, and thus, I need a visa.

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I was processed for removal from their country and locked in a tiny room, but I have heard nothing from anyone for several hours.

Alongside a lady from Uganda (also a visa-free country), I have been locked in a room with no windows or toilet, plus a bottle of pee on the floor.

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No one appears to be in charge of anything, and even though my return flight to Addis has been rescheduled for tonight, I am still locked in this room, and I risk missing my flight.

They appear to have forgotten that they have people in detention here. Image
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Jul 16
Pardon me as an outsider saying this, but I'm saying it as a friend.

If there is one crippling weakness in what is generally an economically and culturally progressive culture, it is its total aversion to investment in things that do not create a direct financial return.
Things like media and public relations, arts & culture, lobby groups and think tanks, academic endowments and so on.

You cannot invest N1 in these things and directly trace how they return N5 to you. However they DO have substantial returns - just not direct or clearly visible.
Have you ever wondered how the UK government always seems to be aligned politically with the northern establishment? Yes there is historical context, Harold Wilson, bla bla bla but what else is the reason?

It's because of several organisations like the Arewa Consultative Forum.
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Jul 14
Last night, I saw a video by @Fosudo that expanded my mind and made me understand why the political situation of southwestern Nigeria is where it's at.

It was a Mr Beast-style transformation of a family's home in Mushin which looked like this.


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The glow-up consisted of painting and redecorating the apartment, installing new appliances including a fridge, AC, TV, sound system, washing machine and generator, putting in a new toilet with a functioning water closet system, and installing a tap in the backyard.


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Now don't get me wrong, this was great for a family in a gritty, working class district in Lagos.

But listen to what he said. And think about the implication of his belief that these - basic middle class comforts - are things from the realms of a "Commissioner" or "Minister."
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Jun 23
"You have to learn to be a lion so that you can be the lamb that you really are inside." - Dave Chappelle's mom.

Before people will learn to never fuck with you, they must first see how utterly, unreasonably horrible you are capable of being.

Then you will be free to be a lamb.
My dad never lost his temper. He was ice. The most unruffled temperament you have ever seen.

Then one day in 2003, a drunk man slapped my mom in front of him and I saw him physically lift the man to chest height and body slam him.

I had never seen him display such violence.
Then he adjusted his cufflinks and his tie, tucked in his shirt and told us to get back in the car. We were all stunned silent in the car as we drove home, and he was just playing Lucky Dube and drumming on the steering wheel. It was nothing to him.

That's when I understood.
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