Not sure if Wikipedia admin drama translates well to a wide audience but last week, some of the most bizarre and perplexing shit went down??? thread
first of all, there's an article in the @wikisignpost that probably will give a more concise summary of this than I will en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia…
Okay so for a few years, there was this Wikipedia editor named Lourdes who would *occasionally* drop TINY hints that her true identity was Lourdes Hernandez Gonzalez, a moderately popular indie musician from Spain. Everyone was basically like, "okay, cool!"
The hints were *subtle*. And Lourdes tried to keep her identity under wraps (not unusual for Wikipedia editors). It was kind of an open secret. In general, people tried to respect her privacy
Anyway, Lourdes was super active on Wikipedia. Five years ago, she ran for adminship and passed! This is not a small feat! Only a few hundred people have as much power
As an admin, Lourdes was spending an incredible amount of time working on Wikipedia — writing articles about cricket players and also doing thankless behind-the-scenes tasks like blocking ~1000 disruptive editors, deleting ~1000 spammy pages. It's a big commitment
At one point, another editor called Bettlebrox discovered — and publicly revealed — that Lourdes was the singer Lourdes Hernandez Gonzalez. She was LIVID that her identify had been disclosed. She never forgave Bettlebrox
(since Bettlebrox's comment that ties Lourdes to the singer Lourdes Hernandez Gonzalez is now deleted, I don't know exactly what Bettlebrox actually said to connect the account Lourdes to the singer. Don't know if it was an accident)
Bettlebrox was sorry, but Lourdes was not letting it go. Lourdes started emotionally traumatizing Bettlebrox. She was breaking rules *just* to get in Bettlebrox's way. She bullied new editors into voting certain ways in community decisions, possibly just to spite Bettlebrox?
This is not allowed!!!!!! And Bettlebrox didn't know what to do! So Bettlebrox escalated the dispute to the arbitration committee, basically the supreme court of Wikipedia
THIS IS WHERE THINGS GOT VERY UNUSUAL. at 12:30am, Lourdes commented an apology. Then an hour later at 1:45am, Lourdes dropped an absolute bomb on everyone and promptly blocked themself from the site
The Wikipedia editor Lourdes was the same person who'd been blocked in 2015 for shilling a scam university, causing thousands to lose $. This had been a news story!!! newsweek.com/2015/04/03/man…
You may be thinking "OMG, so this Spanish indie musician-turned-Wikipedian had a dark past life as a scammer!"
But get this: The Wikipedian Lourdes revealed that they had NEVER BEEN the indie singer??? This whole time, Lourdes had been a random person in India?!!
Tldr:
Pulling off an advanced scam on Wikipedia and got blocked, made a new account and spent five years of pretending to be an indie singer, emotionally traumatizing the person who revealed their fake(!) identity, disappeared off the face of the earth
If you are new to the Wikipedia world, you maybe be thinking "okay, whatever, people are constantly committing to weird bits!" But this story is particularly crazy because Lourdes had a very very powerful position within the community. The general sentiment among Wikipedians is:
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inspired by this complaint, which prompted English Wikipedia to switch its sandwich photo from boiled eggs to baloney, here is a thread of the photos used in different language versions of the "sandwich" article
Italian Wikipedia uses a pic of an Italian hoagie uploaded by a guy in New York
Spanish Wikipedia has separate articles for sandwich and bocadillo
Wikipedia editors spent seven years and 140,000 words (longer than Homer's Odyssey) fighting over A SINGLE LETTER in the name of this dairy product. Thread!
In 2002, an anonymous volunteer created the article "Yogurt." Everything was fine until Christmas 2003 when someone named Derek randomly changed it to "Yughurt," the British Commonwealth spelling. An argument EXPLODED. It was like the Revolutionary War had never ended
BTW in the 2000s, tons of British vs. American battles were breaking out — Petrol vs Gasoline, Humor vs Humour, "Orange (colour)" vs. "Orange (color)," corn vs maize (which I posted about last year)
Sometimes Wikipedians get SO sick of people making the same edits over and over and over that they'll add angry invisible comments that pop up when you try to make a change. Thread of my favorites! 1. From "Beyoncé" (Texas birth certificates don't allow accented letters)
way too many people were changing the official wikipedia dog photo to a pic of their own dog
people were trying to mention The Hunger Games in the "See also" section of the Wikipedia article "Apartheid"
Wikipedia editors got this article up minutes after the picture was released. Here's how
at 8:19pm ET Thursday night, a French woman with the username Tataral created the article "Donald Trump mug shot." At this point, the article didn't even contain the photo itself because the copyright is a little sticky
Federal mug shots are public domain but this is a state mug shot by Georgia, a state that does NOT classify mug shots as public domain (side note: I just learned that Georgia literally tried to copyright its own laws one time in Georgia v. , Inc).Public.Resource.Org
The Wikipedia editor dog is quite possibly my favorite photo on Wikipedia. Here's the story behind it!
First of all, he has a name! It's Graf, after Poligraf Poligrafovich, the dog in the Russian novella Heart of a Dog. Graf is literally all over Wikipedia. Here he is on the "Mongrel" article
(photo by his owner, Smallbones)
And here he is blocking the driveway
(pic via Smallbones)
this is the story of the Barbenheimer article (thread)
Three weeks ago, Wikipedia editor Freoh, who frequently edits the "quantum computing" article, created a redirect: anyone who searched Wikipedia for "Barbenheimer" landed at the “Oppenheimer” article. Minutes later, Freoh had a change of heart, sending searches to “Barbie.”
Hours later, an editor called Manasbose, a college student in Kolkata, stepped in and started a stand-alone article for Barbenheimer. Those early hours were rocky. They were saying "Oppenbarbie" was a common alternative name. It was the wild west. The mods were asleep, I guess