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The crypto crackdown is here. 🚨

Not tomorrow, not 10 years from now. Right now!

We had it easy for too long, but now we have to get into hard work mode.

Here's a quick guide on how to get ready for the "then they fight you" stage of crypto's growth to mass adoption.📖
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BIG DISCLAIMER! ⚠️

Legal and moral can be two very different things.

But I'm never going to tell you to do anything illegal.

Agorism and civil disobedience are great freedom tools, but YOU and YOU ALONE are responsible for the risks they carry.

Be smart!
2/12
To quickly recap recent developments:

-The SEC has gone after a lot of major crypto exchanges
-FinCEN is trying to make using privacy techniques illegal
-Bitcoin is moving towards custodial/KYC-only

It's getting harder to have financial sovereignty with crypto.
3/12
First, GET YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES before the exits close! 🫵

If you can, EXCLUSIVELY use decentralized exchanges like @THORChain/ @Maya_Protocol/ @KomodoPlatform/ @BasicSwapDEX etc.

Learn about self-custody, so you don't lose your money accidentally. It takes practice!
4/12
Next, banish KYC from your life.

Where at all possible, anywhere you get asked for your ID, don't do that.

The more ways you can use your crypto without presenting your government ID, the better!

If you need KYC services, use crypto you acquired from KYC exchanges first.
5/12
Then you need a crypto income.

Job, side hustle, yard sales, even paying for dinner with friends, whatever.

Ask to receive crypto. Give a discount.

If they're willing, but don't know how to get some, show them!

Get the p2p economy going 🤝
6/12
Generally, stay away from slow, expensive, poorly-integrated coins.

You want to be able to use them when you need them.

The harder it is to make use of your money in a pinch, the more likely you will be to rely on centralized services!

Instant, cheap, liquid, useful.
7/12
Next: privacy. 🕵️

Don't mix KYC'd coins with anon coins.

Use privacy functionality (CoinJoin/ MimbleWimble/ Monero/ Zcash shielded/ @RAILGUN_Project for ETH etc.).

Run over Tor or I2P.

Lock down your devices. They ARE spying on you, all the time! 🔎
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That last one takes a lot of work, but it's crucial.

Devour every bit of content @naomibrockwell puts out.

Learn from it, implement it.

Don't get overwhelmed. Do what you can!

Even just a VPN and using @signalapp is way better than nothing.
9/12
The MOST IMPORTANT part is that you don't give up!

Just accepting that government controls everything in our lives is antithetical to all of crypto.

Do NOT just accept complete surveillance and financial control.

Speak out against it at every chance you get!
10/12
People are in constant, ongoing negotiation with their government over how much tyranny they'll accept.

Encryption, cannabis, firearms ownership, all have been banned in some way over the past century.

WE. WILL. WIN!

Let @AaluxxMyth hype you up:

11/12
It's all up to you.

The rights, freedom, and prosperity you and your children enjoy tomorrow depends on what you do today.

Your crypto is your financial freedom. It's priceless. Don't give it up!

Get ready for a bumpy few years.

But we'll reach the other side of it! 🫡
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More from @TheDesertLynx

Nov 21
YOU DON'T NEED TO RUN YOUR OWN NODE

This one lie has caused untold damage to crypto. 😩

Both Bitcoin and Ethereum elected to not scale under this pretense.

What's actually important everyone being able to feasibly transact with the base layer.

Let's go over why 📜
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First, let's be clear about one thing: regular nodes do NOT secure the network!

Miners/staking nodes/etc. do.

Running your own node purely lets you broadcast your own transactions, and verify the state of the blockchain.

Important, definitely, but not to network security.
2/9
You know what everyone should be able to do, though?

USE THE BASE LAYER!

Every user should be able to feasibly use the actual network for its intended purpose.

It doesn't matter if you can verify your own transactions if you can't make any to begin with!
3/9
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Nov 13
Crypto has a serious dishonesty problem.

We're never going to supplant the fiat currency and central banking system if we can't even tell the truth about what we're building and how it works.

I'm sick of it. Keep reading. Don't worry, I'm naming names! 🌶️
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In 2009, Bitcoin did something amazing.

Decentralized, censorship resistant money.

No company behind it, well-distributed supply, almost scam-free design.

Many copied its design with fraudulent representation to make a quick buck.
2/12
Shiba Inu is a gambling token made after @elonmusk tweeted about Doge and the price went up.

That's all it is. Feel free to gamble on it, but don't pretend it's a serious investment.

Same for HEX. Play your casino games, but don't scam low-info investors!
3/12
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Nov 8
Few ideas have damaged crypto as much as the "scaling trilemma" 😵

This has split Bitcoin and Ethereum into many competing chains, and delayed mass adoption by years!

There's a grain of truth to the idea, but here's why it's wrong, and even dangerous 🧵
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What is the scaling trilemma?

Basically it's the theory that no crypto can be all three of the below:

1⃣ Scalable
2⃣ Decentralized
3⃣ Secure

This idea has made Bitcoin and Ethereum's developers restrict the chains, and users have fled to other chains, or left entirely.
2/9
There's a grain of truth to the idea, but it's actually a quadrilemma:

1⃣ Scaling
2⃣ FEATURES
3⃣ Decentralization
4⃣ Security

The "scaling" point is separated into two, adding "features".

You can achieve 3/4, but it gets tricky trying to get all four perfectly.
3/9
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Oct 28
"A purely peer-to-peer version of electronic cash would allow online payments to be sent directly from one party to another without going through a financial institution."

The first sentence of the Bitcoin whitepaper, which changed the world forever. But where are we now?
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The second sentence:

"Digital signatures provide part of the solution, but the main benefits are lost if a trusted third party is still required..."

Sadly, almost 15 years in, we still haven't achieved this. We've even moved backwards! 😬
2/12
The Bitcoin Lightning Network is an institutional infrastructure tool sold as peer-to-peer cash.

The most popular wallet, Wallet of Satoshi (lol), is fully custodial! 🤮

Even Phoenix Wallet, the best of the bunch, relies heavily on a third party.

3/12
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Oct 23
Another critical Lightning Network exploit was just discovered.

It was so bad that the dev who discovered it quit Lightning altogether! 😵‍💫

Here's how this affects Bitcoin and changes the future of how it'll scale 👇
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Here's a good thread on the exploit:

Basically, it allows you to steal funds by exploiting a timelock contract timeout.

You can partially mitigate this, but there's no way to completely avoid the risk of an exploit!
2/10
It's starting to feel like the end of the road for the Lighting Network as Bitcoin's general-purpose scaling solution.

Increasingly, it can only work well with trusted parties, closed-loop ecosystems, and (sadly) fully-custodial bank-like apps.

I predict a talent flight.
3/10
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Sep 30
Ten years ago I moved to New Hampshire for the @FreeStateNH, looking for freedom, purpose, and a better life.

It was the single most important decision of my life, and I've been immeasurably better off since then.

Here's a quick recap of my last decade.
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In 2012 I came across the Free State Project from a liberty think tank list from @AtlasNetwork.

I watched with some interest from a distance, but when a Democrat state rep specifically called out Free Staters as a threat, I knew I had to move ASAP!

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In 2013, I packed up everything I owned into my car and hit the road, starting the long journey from Phoenix (about 50 hours driving). No job or housing lined up.

Almost hit an elk in Colorado and got blown into a cornfield in Kansas, but I made it!

3/9
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