today, after almost 2 years of leaving a yam on the walmart customer service desk nearly every week, i was approached by 2 managers who cornered me as i was headed to checkout. without any other introduction, they looked me in the eyes and whispered …. “why yams…” (1/5)
my heart dropped.. i have been caught ..i said … “um.. it’s sort of like a prank!” and they both laughed, i felt immediate relief, and they proceeded to explain that over the last year it’s been driving them insane, they thought it was one of the employees pranking them but (2/)
when that employee switched stores and it KEPT HAPPENING they decided to investigate and check the cameras, they realized that it was a customer, they saw me on the cameras do it today and decided to approach me,i apologized and since i’ve been doing it for so long i thought (3/)
eh the jig is up i guess so much for the yamming.. but then they said “oh no don’t worry! we don’t mind.” i said… what? n they said … yeah we don’t care it was just driving us insane we wanted to know who it was.. i was like ..oh! okay! and told them that i’d keep doing it (4/)
and they agreed to not tell anyone it’s me and they gave me permission to keep doing it because they also think it’s funny .. so.. I SHALL YAM FOREVER. YAM FOR ETERNITY. YAM WILL NEVER STOP. 🍠 🍠 🍠 🍠
(i should probably mention i think it’s funny if any of you begin to yam but just so we’re all aware the joke is no longer funny when you start to cause a real inconvenience for people , so don’t bother the employees, only with a prepackaged one, and don’t go overboard 👍)
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