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Jan 31, 2024 5 tweets 1 min read Read on X
Rationalizing downward mobility. Venerating the taco truck. The college grad white urbanoids of the 1990s, the Frasier Cranes and Rachel Greens of the world, would have joked about it looking like vomit then headed to their favorite French bistro, the one with the chef from Lyon. Image
It's the same reason for the pivot to craft beer as a cultural signifier of white gentrification, where 30 years ago it was the wine store. (While wine gets Reader's Digested into bottom shelf blends for single women to drink alone).
The issue with old yuppie pastimes being that they were "for us, by us" affairs for children of the upper middle class and are now either too expensive or have too steep of a learning curve for the far humbler hicklib adjacent college educated white urbanoids of 2010 and beyond.
And so instead of wine it's craft beer, instead of single malt scotch it's bourbon, instead of bistros it's barcades, instead of French patisserie it's "elevated" breakfast biscuits and waffles, etc etc. In so many ways, 2008 was the end of yuppie high culture for its own sake.
@grifter_expert For them, the appearance of yet another gear heavy sport, one based on meticulous concentration and wholesome family time, is just another sign of their relative upward mobility post-2008.

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In basedworld Pacific Rim made $1 bil and Guillermo Del Taco made a full trilogy where each sequel paid homage to more mecha anime/tokusatsu tropes.
Jaegers that fly, Jaegers that combine into an even bigger Jaeger. That sort of thing.
Like in Pacific Rim 2 there's a Jaeger that's a bioengineered kaiju based synthetic humanoid in armor that's barely controlled and goes berserk all the time and in Pacific Rim 3 they build a massive spaceship and fight the aliens in space with Jaegers that have beam swords.
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@KingAethelberht @AeonSynchro @JoelWBerry Anyone on means tested benefits who gets a vasectomy or their tubes tied gets $50k.
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Redditors hate the quad cab shortbed half ton with >300hp because it's literally the perfect truck and beat out everything else in the marketplace of ideas on the virtue of its own endless merits alone over the course of a 20 year grind from nothingness to total market dominance. Image
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Can it haul most anything?
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Can it off-road?
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Can it tow most everything?
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@tsarlet2 @TuckerCarlson These things are cool from an engineering design study perspective but the reality is that they're always highly compromised in terms of what average people actually need from a car (too small, too unsafe, too expensive, too impractical). But I applaud the people who build them.
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Even the catered predictability of Pandora doesn't hold a candle to the tastefully varied explorative playfulness of a good DJ.
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