Thread by @AnonCommieStan

Today's episode of 'Lifestyles of the Nazi Rich and Famous' has it all...whips, rides, AND dubs! This is WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS, & none of it would be possible without our usual posse including our good pal @latenightafa, and some special anonymous nnnguys!

@LateNightAFA Meet 41-year-old Robert Warren Gasiewicz of Stuart, Florida aka 'JAZZHANDS MCFEELS' of the 'Fash the Nation' podcast. For the past decade, this absolute garbage human has led a secret life as one of the most influential neo-Nazi propagandists of modern times. 1/99

@LateNightAFA Rob Gasiewicz aka 'Jazzhands McFeels' recently 'retired' from podcasting, a situation linked to business downturns at the TRS network. Internal Leaks showed Jazzhands receiving at least $120,000 yearly from the struggling network. 2/99

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@LateNightAFA It has apparently been lucrative for Jazzhands Mcfeels. While his former TRS cohorts wallow in obscurity at downtrodden rural locales in the Poconos & West Virginia, Robert Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels lives large in Florida operating a luxury fishing charter business. 3/99

@LateNightAFA 'Hello, FTN – and welcome to my NAZI crib.'
What's on the other side of the TRS Paywall?
Robert Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeel's $850,000 'estate' in a posh gated Florida community, a 3000 sq ft., 4 bed/3 bath, lakeside mansion w/ an atrium enclosed private swimming pool. 4/99

@LateNightAFA For tooling around town and swinging by the 'Yacht Club.' Jazzhands McMansion aka Robert Warren Gasiewicz can choose between various 'pimped-out' rides including a Porsche, a BMW, a fully loaded Ford 250 truck, and at least one luxury boat. 5/99

@LateNightAFA We were so dazzled by the thousand dollar coffee maker that we almost missed the strangely familiar granite countertops!
*COMPUTER ENHANCE*
Hey Jazzhands McBarista, we will take a venti SOY fappucino to go! 6/99

@LateNightAFA Robert Warren Gasewicz aka Jazzscrooge McDuck has bought & sold three luxury homes since 2019, including a million dollar Ohio spread with SubZero appliances, a home theater, a private fishpond, and a fancy Gunite swimming pool. 7/99

@LateNightAFA While 'Pool Parties' are an essential part of TRS culture, apparently not all swimming pools are created equal. 8/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands McFeels has been a rockstar of sorts within the neo-Nazi / Alt-Right movement. His 'Fash the Nation' podcast (with the similarly pseudonymous co-host 'Marcus Halberstram') debuted on the TRS network in August 2015. 9/99

@LateNightAFA At the height of its 'glory,' Fash the Nation was purportedly getting 100,000 downloads per episode. Jazzhands McFeels has been one of the most significant radicalization engines that sprang up from the Alt-Right. 10/99

@LateNightAFA With slick graphics and vaguely professional-ish production values, Fash the Nation developed an outsized reputation as a source for sophisticated political analysis and deep political dives. In reality, it wasn't all that. 11/99

@LateNightAFA FTN featured the same ideologically inconsistent racist and antisemitic blather as the rest of the TRS roster, but the smoother presentation boosted Jazzhands McFeels to the top of what can only be characterised as a huge steaming pile of Nazi shit. 12/99

@LateNightAFA In 2016, The Right Stuff (TRS) podcast network was rocked by a series of brutal doxes wherein many of their original show hosts were exposed. 13/99itsgoingdown.org/no-honor-among…

@LateNightAFA After Michael Peinovich aka Mike Enoch got 'got' in January 2017, Jazzhands went dark, taking the Fash the Nation website offline and disappearing for much of the year. 14/99newyorker.com/magazine/2017/…

@LateNightAFA While Jazzhands Mcfeels would eventually return to the airwaves, he has remained a mysterious figure with reasonably disciplined OPSEC. He was not known for making public appearances, avoided the shitshow that was Unite the Right, and generally kept himself above the fray. 15/99

@LateNightAFA A mystique developed of a political insider w/ access to the corridors of institutional power. The mythology was likely self-created, but Jazzhands' fandom speculation included: Thiel-funded think tank, Trump insider, Tucker Carlson writer, Desantis aide, and/or RNC exec. 16/99

@LateNightAFA Before we dig into who the real Jazzhands McFeels is, we need to establish an important fact: ROBERT GASIEWICZ aka JAZZHANDS MCFEELS IS A NAZI. 17/99

@LateNightAFA For the sake of argument, we will accept the principal that 'all Nazis are conservative, but not all conservatives are Nazis.' Jazzhands is indisputably a conservative but the actual goose-stepping, sieg-heiling NAZI aspect is critical to understanding his significance. 18/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands McFeels/Robert Gasiewicz not only enthusiastically trumpeted core neo-Nazi beliefs like antisemitic conspiracies and Holocaust denialism, he consistently boosted actual Nazi propaganda. 19/99

@LateNightAFA Many people celebrate 4/20 but not everybody knows that it is also Adolf Hitler's birthday. So how did Jazzhands McFeels celebrate 4/20 this year? A special edition of Fash the Nation even had a special 'HBD Hitler' episode celebrating 'the indomitable German spirit.' 20/99

@LateNightAFA Robert Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels' worldview is centered around antisemitic conspiracy theories and Holocaust denial. 21/99

@LateNightAFA Phony Nazi moralist Robert Gasiewicz is a misogynistic goon, characterizing women as 'Thots' in need of 'Patrolling,' advocating for the repeal of the 19th amendment, and just wallowing in general sexist foulness. 22/99

@LateNightAFA Robert Warren Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels has been an extraordinarily prolific hatemonger with many HUNDREDS of podcasts, TENS of THOUSANDS of social media posts, merch, books, and articles 23/99

@LateNightAFA The obsessive fandom surrounding Jazzhands McFeels is pretty kooky. His mysterious departure inspired bizarre fan-fiction bromance & conspiracy theories.
Personal favourite: Eric Striker aka Joseph Jordan a Russia Today employee. Actually, we have heard weirder lately. 🤷‍♀️ 24/99

@LateNightAFA Identifying Jazzhands McFeels was not particularly easy. Over the years several possible photos of him have surfaced. In addition, he revealed numerous personal details which added up to a comprehensive dataset and profile. 25/99

@LateNightAFA Among the various datapoints, Jazzhands revealed that he was a former 'basic bitch Republican' & veteran of various political campaigns & that he had both relocated to California and married in August of 2017. Unconfirmed Neo-Nazi gossip attributed a Polish surname to him. 26/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands McFeels had boasted of being present at CPAC in 2010 where he used his cellphone to capture a public confrontation between now-dead fascist blowhard Andrew Breitbart and still extant Tankie blowhard Max Blumenthal. 27/99

@LateNightAFA Reviewing the footage, there was one clear suspect. Although his nametag could not be enhanced sufficiently to read, it was determined his last name contained 9 characters. 28/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands was also allegedly in attendance at a January 2017 public altercation between neo-Nazi Richard Spencer and MAGA mama's boy Bill Mitchell at Shelly's Back Room, a cigar bar and well-known DC douchebag gathering spot. 29/99

@LateNightAFA This fellow sure looks familiar, begging the question; is Jazzhands McFeels the Forrest Gump of sad Nazi slapfights? 30/99

@LateNightAFA A search based on proximity to DC & connection to political campaigns unearthed a photo from the failed 2012 George Allen Senate campaign in Virginia which featured the same man. 31/99

@LateNightAFA This man was determined to be a small time Republican political operative (with a 9 character Polish last name): Robert Warren Gasiewicz. 32/99

@LateNightAFA There was not enough evidence to prove a definitive link between bush league Republican political flunky Robert Gasiewicz and neo-Nazi podcast powerhouse 'Jazzhands McFeels' and so the trail went cold...until April 2023. 33/99

@LateNightAFA It is never surprising when a terminally online blabbermouth inadvertently exposes themselves and Jazzhands fucked up good in April 2023 when he decided to post a video travelogue from the prior year's vacation in Italy. 34/99

@LateNightAFA Rearview mirrors how do they work? 35/99

@LateNightAFA Armed with the first confirmed image of Jazzhands McFeels, we revisited our old friend Robert Gasiewicz to see what he was up to. While there was a general resemblance to the earlier images, to be safe we decided to find something more recent. 36/99

@LateNightAFA We found a shockingly slimmed down Robert Warren Gasiewicz aka Jazzempic McFries now residing in Florida. Photo comparison proved what we already suspected!
🥸 37/99

@LateNightAFA Checking other items off the list: When was Robert Gasiewicz married? Oh, August, 2017, that's a funny coincidence. 38/99

@LateNightAFA The week of his wedding, Jazzhands skipped broadcasting Fash the Nation and had RIchard Spencer and Spectre aka Trey Garrison fill in. 39/99

@LateNightAFA We haven't explored whether Mrs. McFeels is a Nazi herself & have thus obscured her images, but, in a 2017 Jazzhands Discord comment about broaching Fascism to romantic partners, Jazzhands quoted his 'fiancé,' 'the only thing Hitler did wrong was he didn't finish the job.' 40/99

@LateNightAFA Now let's look at some international travel. In Spring of 2023, Jazzhands McFeels posted a travelogue of sorts, detailing his 2022 trip through Italy. This closely matched verifiable 2022 travel made by Robert Gasiewicz. 41/99

@LateNightAFA Robert Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels even cross-posted his own video footage of an eruption he witnessed at Mt Etna on both his normie and Nazi social media. 🌋 42/99

@LateNightAFA Let’s join Robert Gasiewicz aka Deckhands McBismarck on a three hour tour whilst sporting the finest in fascist fashion from Nazi thug criminal Robert Rundo's 'Will to Rise' merch line. *COMPUTER ENHANCE* 43/99

@LateNightAFA So who is Robert Warren Gasewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels? Born in Pennsylvania, he went to Catholic University in DC, University of Minnesota, and Xavier University in OH. In recent years has lived in DC area, Minneapolis, Virginia, California, Ohio, and now Florida. 44/99

@LateNightAFA Robert Warren Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels resume is light on his political stuff and mostly shows him as a data/tech bro including a stint as a 'Cross Functional Business Analyst' at Cisco in California. 45/99

@LateNightAFA Neo-Nazi podcaster Robert Warren Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels' work for ACCENTURE FEDERAL SERVICES and DEFENSE CONTRACTOR tech company YUDRIO certainly raises QUESTIONS! 46/99

@LateNightAFA Both jobs would likely require an extensive BACKGROUND CHECK and possibly even a FEDERAL SECURITY CLEARANCE!!!! 👀

Does this have anything to do with why longtime friend and collaborator TRS co-owner Jesse Dunstan has been publicly trashing Jazzhands & calling him a Fed? 47/99

@LateNightAFA Robert Warren Gasiewicz's father, however, IS actually a FED, a former bigshot with USIS who is now retired & writing self-published 'techno-thrillers.' Here he talks about problems arising from loosening of standards on security clearances.👀 48/99publicintegrity.org/national-secur…

@LateNightAFA While not exactly a political powerbroker, Robert Warren Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels did serve as the director of government relations for the Alexandria, Virginia Chamber of Commerce. 👀 49/99

@LateNightAFA In his official capacity as 'campaign media director' for Virginia congressional candidate Jay Patrick Murray, Nazi racist Robert Gasiewicz was trotted out to woo the Arab-American community. LOL 50/99 voanews.com/a/us-candidate…

@LateNightAFA Right wing nut job Jay Patrick Murray lost that election but would later be appointed by Donald Trump to a top position at the United Nations. 51/99edition.cnn.com/2017/12/04/pol…

@LateNightAFA While the Anonymous Nnnguys Collective would never, ever release personal contact info or addresses, let's just say if you are looking for Jazzhands McFeels, try the corner of Horny and Main. 52/99

@LateNightAFA According to his Adult Friend Finder profile, the ever gallant Robert Warren Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels' (aka 'Surkamp1') is a 'perfect gentlemen' who recently got out of a '2 year LTR that was nothing but boring vanilla sex with an equally boring person.' 😬 53/99

@LateNightAFA We do find it curious that Robert Warren Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels is comfortable sharing that his 'Male Endowment' classifies as 'Long / Thick,' yet on the subject of his circumcision status he would 'Prefer not to say.' 👀 🍆 ✂️ 54/99

@LateNightAFA Jizzhands McLong/Thick was seeking 'Women, Groups, Couples (2 women)' for hanky panky. 55/99

@LateNightAFA While we're not ones to pontificate or traffic in conspiracy theories, is it possible that his sudden & vaguely explained departure from TRS could be linked to this breach of TRS/NJP's morality clauses? 56/99

@LateNightAFA As we have previously reported, not long after Jazzhands' mysterious departure, NJP founder Michael McKevitt and his wife Allyson were also unceremoniously booted from the org for similar sexual shenanigans. 57/99

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@LateNightAFA For some reason, Robert Warren Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels gets REALLY MAD when he can't get his prescriptions filled. Take a CHILL PILL, Karen!
This is no endorsement of 'slut-shaming' or toxic masculinity, it just reveals more of his hateful hypocrisy. 58/99

@LateNightAFA Robert Warren Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels is a viagra-chugging Nazi horny toad who trawls 'pick-up' sites for 'non-vanilla’ group sex, whilst publicly railing against 'THOTS', the LGBTQ+ community, & 'degeneracy.' 59/99

@LateNightAFA Is it just us, or is it creepy to use your mother's maiden name as your username when seeking group sex? Asking for a friend...👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 60/99

@LateNightAFA Childhood friends, Jazzhands McFeels aka Rob Gasiewicz and 'Marcus Halberstram' began podcasting in August of 2015 as 'Cuckservative Insider' but by the second episode had assumed the Fash the Nation brand. 61/99

@LateNightAFA According to Jazzhands' early accounts, the pseudonymous Marcus Halberstram introduced him to TRS and initiated the podcast. The two 30-something year olds called themselves 'TRSwaggots' and 'seasoned trolls' as though that is something notable, instead of *pure cringe.* 62/99

@LateNightAFA 'Seasoned' may be fair, the two have spoken of their involvement in early racist forums like Reddit's infamous 'Coontown.' Again, is that something for grown men to be proud of? 63/99

@LateNightAFA Fash the Nation's website was content heavy with slick looking articles on everything from 'Establishing a White Ethnostate in North America' to embarrassing full-throated endorsements of political candidates like unhinged Nazi weirdo Paul Nehlen. 64/99

@LateNightAFA The website also offered 'FTN Analytics,' utilizing Rob Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels' data background to create slick looking US demographic & voting analysis. Curiously, much of this was authored by a Norwegian Nazi w/ the alias Lauritz Von Guildhausen? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 65/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands’ media venture Dissident Mag as more of the same. The glitzy wrapping and colorful piecharts were effective turd polishing that fooled many into thinking there was substance behind the grift. 66/99

@LateNightAFA Giving his penchant for secrecy, it seems out of character forRobert Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels to have been so gung-ho for the neo-Nazi National Justice Party, but he used his platform to actively recruit members and enthusiastically promote their events. 67/99

@LateNightAFA The TRS affiliated ‘political party’ NJP was actually registered as a ‘for profit’ LLC. Their recent collapse exposed the whole operation as massive grift, lining its’ principals’ pockets to the tune of as much as a million unaccounted for dollars. 68/99

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@LateNightAFA Jazzhands characterised NJP's Labor Day rally as ‘America’s LARGEST Authentic Pro-White Gathering in Decades’ & ‘the most EXHILARATING so far in NJP’s SHORT but IMPRESSIVE HISTORY as a POLITICAL PARTY.’ [emphasis added] LOL 69/99archive.is/dFOGG

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands McFeels was present and live podcasting from an NJP event in Orlando, FL in February 2023. Guests on the podcast included members of the Goyim Defense League, Indiana Nazi farmer Sarah Dye, Identity Evropa founder Nathan Damigo, & Carson Brooks. 70/99

@LateNightAFA The publicity shy Jazzhands aka Rob Gasiewicz was uncharacteristically indiscreet in November 2021 when he chose to actually participate in a NJP street protest in Waukesha, WI. 71/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands produced multiple podcasts from Wisconsin & spoke openly about participating in the day’s events. Scanning through video and photos of the day, a masked Robert Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels can be found amongst the handful of attendees. *COMPUTER ENHANCE*👀👀 72/99

@LateNightAFA Fashg the Nation's slickly packaged bullshit was popular, Databro McFeels own (taken with grain of salt) analysis, estimates over 10 million podcast downloads to date. 73/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands claimed that, in the run up to the 2016 election, Fash the Nation spent more than 16 weeks as the number one 'political podcast' on Soundcloud and #20 on iTunes. 74/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands' gloating was not about his 'clout:'
'What really makes me feel good is that we're doing something right'
Referencing an ADL study showing 85% of Americans believing in at least 1 'classic anti-semitic trope,' 'we've made a modest contribution to that trend.' 75/99

@LateNightAFA Based on the numbers, Fash the Nation was clearly the jewel in the TRS tinfoil crown so Jazzhands' sudden and unceremonious departure seems almost illogical. At the very least, it is complicated. 76/99

@LateNightAFA Money was certainly a factor. Due to a series of unforced errors that alienated longtime users, TRS subscriber rates are plummeting. As they desperately tried to slash overhead, popular 'talent' like Eric Striker & Warren Balogh were axed. Jazzhands was a high ticket item. 77/99

@LateNightAFA Personality clashes also played into it. Over the years, Jazzhands has developed a reputation as a mercurial diva. After the departure of childhood friend and longtime co-host 'Marcus Halberstram, Jazzhands cycled through an array of co-hosts who never quite worked out. 78/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands also seems to have diverged from the required orthodoxy now baked into the TRS stable of content. The network, once a freewheeling Nazi debate space, became hostile to even the slightest deviances from dogma. 79/99

@LateNightAFA The Russian invasion of Ukraine was a significant raw nerve. TRS and the National Justice Party's murky but deep ties to Russia via fugitive propagandist Charles Bausmann seemingly governed all discourse on the subject. 80/99splcenter.org/hatewatch/2023…

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands McFeels aka Rob Gasiewicz had previously been critical of Russia, but his multiple 'Why I Changed My Mind About Russia' articles stand out as mewling mea culpas and complete ideological capitulation...'cucking' even? 81/99

@LateNightAFA Another friction point with TRS was Jazzhands McFeels aka Rob Gasiewicz's open embrace of the Goyim Defense League and its' founder Jon Minadeo aka Handsome Truth. He frequently boosted GDL content. 82/99

@LateNightAFA TRS/NJP have had chilly relations with other white nationalist groups, particularly if perceived as potential competition for the shrinking pool of $$$.Jazzhands McFeels was allegedly considering bringing Jon Minadeo aka Handsome Truth onboard as a possible co-host. 83/99

@LateNightAFA More about the Goyim Defense League here:
84/99vice.com/en/article/epz…

@LateNightAFA The original Alt-Right influencers underwent a radical shift from contrarian Libertarian free speech absolutists to proponents of rigid ideological orthodoxy, anti-intellectualism, and authoritarianism. 85/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands was not an outlier, he is a NARCISSIST and EGOTIST like the rest of the TRS 'talent,' yet he dutifully trumpets the party line against 'individualism.' To paraphrase Spaulding Grey on Pol Pot's goal; 'kill all the intellectuals...except one." 86/99

@LateNightAFA The 'retirement' was likely a combination of the above and other variables. Maybe he got bored...or scared? Maybe the diminishing returns no longer outweighed the risks. Robert Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels had certainly pushed his luck, it was a matter of when, not if. 87/99

@LateNightAFA On the final episode of FTN, Jazzhands announced that it was 'the final finale' and wished 'See you later, but not goodbye,' He said he would be back and continue to do guest spots. He also confirmed he would continue to be involved with the National Justice Party.' 88/99

@LateNightAFA Explaining why he was stopping his 'racist, white nationalist, antisemitic podcasts,' Jazzhands alluded cryptically to a new 'opportunity' that would allow him to 'influence people in a similar way, in a different way.'
Soon after, the FTN websites & podcasts were deleted. 89/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands McFeels aka Rob Gasiewicz represents the absolute worst of the neo-Nazi/Alt-Right movement.
A cry-bully, sitting poolside at his McMansion punching downward on those with less power and privilege. 90/99

@LateNightAFA Although personally thriving, Rob Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels hammers home the message that the Jews/ZOG, immigrants, and POC are somehow holding people down. That was the Fash the Nation playbook, driving hysteria about largely non-existent problems. 91/99

@LateNightAFA Despite record low crime and unemployment, Fash the Nation stoked fears of white genocide, global Jewish conspiracies, cultural collapse, and impending doom.
Jazzhands McFeels became the voice of a subset of a generation...white, mostly male, thoroughly disillusioned. 92/99

@LateNightAFA Jazzhands, TRS, and others saw opportunity in this... a stream of money that, properly agitated and directed, would fill their pockets. 93/99

@LateNightAFA Rob Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels' is a Hitler-hyping hypocrite. He obsessively conceals his own identity while encouraging others in behaviour that inevitably wrecks their lives. He was all in on Charlottesville, but stayed safely home. 94/99

@LateNightAFA Rob Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels' silver tongue comes with an embedded silver spoon. He perpetuated and promoted an atmosphere of hate and fear, stoking hostility...knowing the inevitability of resulting violence but comfortably cocooned from it himself. 95/99

@LateNightAFA There are not a lot of true Nazi success stories, the ‘movement’ generally leaves people ruined, imprisoned, unemployable, and often dead. 96/99

@LateNightAFA While Nazi propagandist grifter Rob Gasiewicz aka Jazzhands McFeels' lives in a lakefront Florida McMansion and drives a Porsche, the roadway is littered with the bodies of people who will never have anything, in part, because they listened to him. 97/99

@LateNightAFA This promotional video for Robert Gasiewicz's Aqua Magic Charters
serves as powerful audio confirmation, Jazzhands McFeels' distinctive voice is likely familiar to both antifascist researchers and Fash the Nation listeners, and here it is in all it's nasal Nazi glory! 98/99

@LateNightAFA There is much more to the Jazzhands McFeels / Robert Warren saga so stay tuned for updates and further analysis and check out the @anoncomrades blog 99/99 accollective.noblogs.org/post/2024/02/2…