The institutional stance on election fraud says the US:

- has the highest-stakes election in the world
- is basically the only democratic country in the world that doesn't make you show an ID to vote
- Miraculously has zero voter fraud

That sounds totally retarded man

It is extremely reasonable for someone to learn all that and just go "wow, my guy probably lost cuz they rigged it then!"

With nothing to suggest fraud whatsoever, the default position one should have on a high-stakes election that fails to meet global baseline security standards is:
"It's probably rigged"

Even if it's somehow true and there's miraculously zero fraud, it's such an optics disaster it should be changed just to prevent US elections from looking like a joke. You cannot LARP as leader of the free world while failing to meet the election security standards of the third world

The fact anyone gets away with defending the lack of US voter ID laws is INSANE

They only got away with it bc half the country pretends to think their argument makes sense cuz they know the fraud helps their guy and they got that half to call the other half racist if they disagree
(Which is ALSO INSANE)

This is like marrying a girl from tinder without meeting up first to make sure she looks cute. THE GOVERNMENT IS CATFISHING YOU

THIS IS A SCAM

I don't even care about politics outside making tweets now but I think about this every time I have to show an ID and I'm just like "what the FUCK, man!"

Insane, cartoonish scam. If I'd known how gullible you guys are I woulda become a crypto scammer TWENTY YEARS sooner

"The research says there's no election fraud lukas!" Any group coordinated enough to pull this off was smart enough to read your reuters write-up on the methods used to detect election fraud and make sure their scam doesn't trigger any, man. Come on

You can't prove the absence of a thing. Especially when you have less info than the people doing the thing in the first place!

Also fwiw there totally has been research claiming there was fraud but it's always DEBUNKED IMMEDIATELY by FACTS and LOGIC and maybe a little CONFISCATION OF THEIR DOMAIN NAME. Which probably sends a pretty strong message that the rest should get in line

"Woahhh man that's like, a conspiracy"

Ya the govt would never harass institutions who claim they came into power illegitimately that would be against free speech man

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Lukas (computer) (3/AC)🔺

@SCHIZO_FREQ

Feb 16

My first cycle was 2017. I had a prescription for vyvanse and I put it to good use no-lifing the whole run on discord 24/7. I had no idea "crypto twitter" existed back then, but I do now, and I've come to tell you a story about how I'm totally delusional.

Bitcoin peaked at 20k. By that point my portfolio was so big I couldn't even comprehend it, really. The most expensive thing I'd bought before in my life was my car, which cost 9k. My initial Coinbase deposit was $1200. Now I was sitting on enough to cover rent till I died. Not that I'd ever considered taking money out of the market. Why sell the future of finance right before it made you another 100x?

After that peak, bitcoin crashed 40% to 12k. My portfolio was mostly altcoins, which nuked down more like 80%.

I was confused - the coins went up because the tech was good, right? Everyone was writing articles about that. How could they suddenly become bad?

Over the next few days, things bounced back. We hit 17k again and my portfolio was back to 85% of its all-time-high. I dismissed the earlier decimation as a weird fluke, some sort of market error.

With our coins back near highs again, I was talking about new plays with friends in a discord call when an older guy joined. He was a bitcoin miner who'd been in the game since basically day 1.

"Guys, sell everything and don't even think the word 'crypto' for another 18 months. I don't wanna see you do what I did in 2013."

We asked him what he meant - "cycle?"

Did he not understand society was being reorganized around blockchain technology? Did he think things could just got back to how they were before? We had 100 questions.

"I'll never stop mining bitcoin. It'll come back. All this other shit - vertcoin, NULS? Going to 0. Actual 0. You will have to pay people to take it off your hands, and those people will laugh at you for buying it in the first place. Sell all that shit, set a timer for 12 months and when the alarm goes off you dump every cent you have back in bitcoin."

We wished him the best and thanked him for his advice, but nobody listened. He left the call and we agreed he was just too old to understand the revolutionary technology our altcoins were based on.

Over the next month, I proceeded to lose enough money it could've bought several houses.

I didn't even get liquidated trading, just holding coins that went down so fast it was basically the same as liquidation. Day after day after day. It was incomprehensible to me. I'd never seen the charts do that before. Support levels stopped mattering entirely, nothing bounced except bitcoin - and the bounces got sold into like mad, until they wicked the green daily back red and sent us even lower.

There wasn't a single buyer left.

Gradually, people from the discord stopped logging on. At the end it was just me and this totally insane guy. One time while he was saying something totally bizarre, I realized me being the last one sticking around with him probably market me as nuts too. An unpleasant thought, but quite hard to deny at this point. Bagholding multiple fake internet coins down 99% from their peaks is not normal behavior.

After accepting I was delusional, I sold my alts into bitcoin and sent it somewhere to forget about.

This next cycle, you're gonna be accosted by an infinite swarm of people exactly like me from 2017. You might even be one yourself.

They will tell you we've hit escape velocity, that we've created a new paradigm, that we've been institutionally adopted. They're sure that rehypothecation of digital assets brings permanent liquidity to the space and makes it impossible to go down ever again. They'll say shit we can't even imagine right now and they'll believe it completely.

Lots do it their first cycle. When you enter a market that's going up only for over a year straight, it is literally impossible for you to imagine it being any other way.

I have a few goals, based on this experience. I think they're probably decent for most other people too

1) Do not be 2017 Lukas. We go down later. It's not different now and it never will be.

2) Do not let your friends be 2017 Lukas. Most people will not be okay losing 98% of their net worth in one month. They will hate crypto and everyone they associate with it forever. This includes you, to a degree.

3) Make your friends take profits. They don't have to dump the whole stack, but just a little bit to get them used to the idea of selling. Last cycle I bought my 2 best friends AUGs. If I ever again refuse to take profits on a 50x, they know to come point the guns at me. They hope it won't come to that, but they also understand I'd prefer to be shot in my right arm or leg if it does.

3) Identify the Discord Bitcoin Wizards and obey their commands. There will be at least one point this cycle where a person says something to you that sounds completely retarded, but it'll actually be God himself speaking to you through that person's vessel. You have to seriously consider this possibility every time you hear something new. Accurately identifying and obeying the wizards will make you more money than every thread on airdrop farming combined.

4) Exit with at least 50% of your portfolio all-time high. This sounds like the easiest thing on the list but somehow it's 1000x more difficult than locating wizards disguised as retarded people.

Good luck. I love you all and we are going so much higher

Watching myself become more and more of a boomer bitcoin maxi each cycle is the crypto version of "maturing"

I was 5% majors in 2017, 20% in 2021 and now it's like 85%. Whenever some kid talks about low bitcoin ROI I get mad and scream WHAT?? 500% NOT GOOD ENOUGH??

The funniest part of posts like this is there's always these accounts who reply like "TLDR" and then give a little summary of what they think the actionable advice was underneath and it'll cut like everything away to say like "take profits and stay level-headed"

They don't read it because they enjoy reading it, they slog through because they're worried they might miss some alpha if they don't. Then when they finish and realize there weren't any deep secrets they leave their little summary comments so all the other slog-people know to move on. "No need to slog through this one, I've already got the action items right here in my summary. It's much more efficient." It's so cartoonishly joyless I laugh every time I see it

I wonder if it's possible to explain to these people that there's a functional difference between saying "you should take profits" and a story where someone describes the way they felt and how it prevented them from taking profits. Do they understand the ability of empathy to convey messages or is it all just inefficient verbiage to them

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Lukas (computer) (3/AC)🔺

@SCHIZO_FREQ

Feb 12

The one pickup artist trick that actually works 100% of the time no matter how badly you try and fuck it up is "buy a motorcycle.

The issue is that once you have the motorcycle, you'll get into motorcycles. You'll realize there's a disconnect between the ones women hop on the back of at stoplights and ones that are actually fun to ride on the street. You'll be faced with the same decision you're always faced with as a man: am I doing this for girls? Or am I doing this for ME

If you're still basking in the newfound flood of attention from the female race, you'll keep the literbike for a while. Maybe you'll even become one of the rare .01% who takes theirs to the track and actually gets some use out of it

But at some point, things start changing. You'll realize the engine's completely unusable at street speeds, and every time you're with a girl you'll start to ask yourself if this is really making up for the lack of low-end torque and cramped ergonomics. She's cute, but is she "putting up with 200 degree idle temperatures" cute?

When you finally decide you've had enough, I'll be waiting for you with the rest of the TBI-victims at the Camp of the Ascended

https://x.com/iChevyz/status/1756852560449737095?s=20

This is exactly the kind of argument I was hoping to get in my replies to this post

Motorcyclists are more racist towards kinds of bikes they don't like than Hitler was in even the most cartoonish over-exaggeration

https://x.com/iChevyz/status/1756852560449737095?s=20

Sportsbikes should be genocided btw

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Lukas (computer) (3/AC)🔺

@SCHIZO_FREQ

Dec 1, 2023

The hot/crazy matrix is a completely obsolete boomer meme and if you ever seriously imply things still work this way you instantly reveal yourself to be like 50 years old

It used to sort of make sense because hotter girls could get away with more, but society hit a genuine renaissance of mental illness that made all previous examples of "haha she's so crazy bro!" look absurdly tame. Like sure, maybe hot women still expect more, but that increased expectation now pales in comparison to the sea of other genuinely mentally ill behaviors in circulation

When your dad said "she was nuts bro" he meant she'd sometimes call like 4x in a row, he wasn't talking about some girl who stole your gun and threatened to kill herself because you liked your cousin's picture on Instagram, or had a discord full of men she convinced to wear dresses, or whatever else we have now

The modern stereotype of a mentally ill person is an overweight hairdyed theater girl with glasses. Anyone who thinks it'd be accurate to replace this with a gorgeous model instead is insane and delusional

Every time I post something like "you shouldn't date deranged mentally ill freaks" I get all these guys coming out to be like "just say your girlfriends are all ugly dude!" and they always use this stupid meme video as their example

It's like the polyamorous people where they start posting about their exotic sex lives and think everyone imagines they're some hot wealthy swinger couple when in actuality everyone assumes they're goofball chungus redditors

Nobody assumes you're dating a hot girl because you brag about how nuts she is all the time dude! They're all imagining you with the overweight theater girl or some Asian tech PM girl who makes you wear a cock cage

This whole "literally 100% of hot girls are insane brah, you gotta put up with it to date a hot girl" thing is beyond delusional. You are coping your ass off because the alternative means accepting that you're incapable of attracting hot women who behave normally

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Lukas (computer) (3/AC)🔺

@SCHIZO_FREQ

Nov 23, 2022

LEVERAGING BRAIN DAMAGE TO BECOME AN ALPHA MALE : a thread

You can't be an alpha male without top 98th percentile levels of brain damage

It sounds ridiculous, but the data doesn't lie - an alpha male has on average 9 concussions compared with just 2 in a "standard male." A beta male hasn't experienced even a single head trauma

Why is this?

The brain regains nearly all IQ lost within 2 weeks of a concussion, but risk aversion stays permanently lowered

Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) acts like a cheat code to increase your risk tolerance

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