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Apr 6 19 tweets 7 min read Read on X
20 years of juicy startup & life knowledge in 1159 words

1. Everything is a drug. Coffee is a drug. Food is a drug. Business is a drug. Use accordingly.

2. Google is a $2T biz walking around with their pants on fire because of AI. There's no guarantees in life

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3. Jargon almost never helps your case. The simplest sentences make things happen

4. Avoid “trust me” people. Constantly the most untrustworthy people

5. Why most products fail: not opinionated enough, wrong opinions, wrong community, distribution never figured out, giving up Image
6. Bad copy kills businesses, good copy makes them. Elite copywriters are worth their weight in gold.

7. There are three types of goals to hold sacred. Your someday goals. Your 1 year goals. Your daily goals. Everything else doesn’t matter. Image
8. I used to think a low follower to followee ratio was cool. Now I think the opposite. Avoid people who play status games.

9. More direct reports you have, the more stress you'll have. That's okay. Just acknowledge it. Image
10. Nothing is out of reach. I remember that feeling, on the come up. Top people felts unreachable. They’re just like you.

11. When someone uses your product, they are having a dialogue with you. It’s kinda spiritual. Will they understand your vision like you do? Image
12. Find all your business partners from either people you grew up with or people you find fascinating on the internet, and nothing in between.

13. How to hire: based on integrity, grit and how quickly (and willing) they are to learn. Image
14. Cash-flow is king. Being dependent on anyone is always less than ideal. Zuck or VCs.

15. If you want to write an angry email, wait 24h and see if you’d word it differently tomorrow. Hard to write good emails when you're angry

16. Bad copy kills businesses, good copy makes them.Image
17. The wrong customers will drive you crazy. Sometimes I’ll see a wonderful team and product, but they just focused on the wrong customers. So the business ends up sucking.

18. Find invigoration trips. Trips that give you a dose of inspiration. Image
19. If you sell on the internet, you’re a dopamine dealer whether you want to admit it or not.

20. Be busy creating, not consuming. Consuming is overvalued and creating is undervalued.

21. Follow what competitors are doing, but don’t obsess over it. Image
22. “10 people who yell make more noise than 10,000 people who are silent”

23. No amount of marketing can save a lousy product.

24. No-one should work at a company for 12+ years. It’s too comfortable. Image
25. Your quality of life increases when you screen time goes down. You’re more productive and happy.

26. People underestimate a good name for a product. Own a good name. Bonus points if its a dotcom. The internet rewards catchy names.

27. No rejections, no progress Image
28. The real minimum viable product is just a social post. You’ll validate more than 99% of MVPs through a tweet or an IG post.

29. When you’re thirsty, it’s too late to be thinking about digging a well

30. We often undervalue what we have and overvalue what we don’t have Image
31. T-shirt test. Your brand should be so good people want to wear it on t-shirts.

32. Give customers a little more than they expect. “Bonuses” go a long way.

33. Start even if you’re bad. Get going then get good Image
34. Everyone is in the acquisition and retention business. You're either attracting customers or keeping customers. Usually both

35. You’ll be a lot less happy (and wealthy) if you do what other people expect of you

36. Ignore status games. It’s “cool” to zig, it pays to zag Image
37. The trends that change the world are the ones that are part-inspiring, part-scary

38. Whatever you’re building, have an aesthetic. And own it. People will notice

39. How to come up with startup ideas: "Virtual travel". Go on comment sections to understand peoples needs Image
40. “Home” is where you feel accepted. “Family” is where you feel loved. “Purpose” is where you feel at peace. Image
41. Startup killers: too much capital, too little capital, perfectionism, too obsessed over competition, team burnout, too many pivots, no distribution, no fun anymore. Image
42. The moment you start caring about what other people think, is the moment you start building your company like them

43. Life is full of hidden taxes that slow you down. attention tax, social tax, boss tax, commute taxes etc. What life taxes are slowing you down? Image
44. Life is messy. That's how it's supposed to be. Make typos and don't feel bad about it. Speak from the heart. I know I have typos but that's not why you follow me @gregisenberg (follow me?)

45. Real feedback from colleagues, customers, bosses, investors is sobering. Seek it. Image

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Apr 5
My biggest flex is I bought a 3500 square foot house in the mountains outside Montreal, on a lake, with 20% down payment and these are the details

And yes, those numbers are Canadian dollars ($1 USD = $1.36 CAD)
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I bought the house in 2020, when everything was shut down.

I figured if the world was ending, I'd want to be in nature, with fresh water, rivers and lakes.

This is outside my spot.
Something about having a house like this made me be able to take more business risk.

I figured if all else failed, I'd still have this.

A few days after I bought the house, I started my holding company @latecheckoutplz

Now we do 8 figures of revenue.

I recommend a cabin in the woods to everyone.Image
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Mar 24
The anti-smartphone movement will be one of the biggest movements of our time. It's just getting started...


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the future:

- phone free zones
- dopamine rehab centers
- more IRL fun without screens
- no screens turns into a status symbol
- apps that only work during certain hours
we know we will have succeeded when touching grass is more desirable than going viral.
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Feb 15
All of these UNBELIEVABLE videos were created using Sora, the new AI model from OpenAI

Watch each one and see how it makes you feel...

I don't think it's crazy for me to say this going to shift Hollywood, social apps and media forever

Video #1
Prompt: The camera directly faces colorful buildings in burano italy.

An adorable dalmation looks through a window on a building on the ground floor.

Many people are walking and cycling along the canal streets in front of the buildings.

My take:

This dog looks freakishly real. I want to pet him.
Video #2

Prompt: A movie trailer featuring the adventures of the 30 year old space man wearing a red wool knitted motorcycle helmet, blue sky, salt desert, cinematic style, shot on 35mm film, vivid colors.

My take:

This could easily be Interstellar #2

Where's Matt Damon?

What would happen if I prompted with a celebrity on Sora?
Video #3

Prompt: A grandmother with neatly combed grey hair stands behind a colorful birthday cake with numerous candles at a wood dining room table, expression is one of pure joy and happiness, with a happy glow in her eye.

She leans forward and blows out the candles with a gentle puff, the cake has pink frosting and sprinkles and the candles cease to flicker, the grandmother wears a light blue blouse adorned with floral patterns, several happy friends and family sitting at the table can be seen celebrating, out of focus.

The scene is beautifully captured, cinematic, showing a 3/4 view of the grandmother and the dining room. Warm color tones and soft lighting enhance the mood.

My take:

I feel like I'm in the room and I can smell the candles. Reminds me of my own grandmother.
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Jan 28
No one talks about this but you can use Loom as a "lead magnet" in 10 minutes or less:

1) Record a Loom jam packed with value
2) Request email to view loom
3) Share Loom link on social or paid ads
4) Get thousands of emails
5) You now know there's demand for your product Image
More Loom tips:

You can add a call-to-action button with a URL within looms

I always add and it's generated many free organic sign ups to my newsletter

Free newsletter sign ups. gregisenberg.com
There are also some Loom AI settings that are worth flipping on that are pretty hidden:

1) Touch up my apperance. Might as well tick that off
2) Auto lighting. We all can use a little better lighting
3) Filler world removal. Crucial for so many of us.
4) Noise filter. You can record Looms at coffee shops now
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Jan 22
The VC startup market is starting to crack.

I had 2 VCs cold email me today saying their companies are looking for an exit ASAP. I took calls with both.

One raised $30M from top tier investors. Another is burning $1M/month.

Both companies raised money on Notion 1 pagers in 2021.

Both VCs were eager to sell them for pennies on the dollar.

It's a good time to be in the buying companies business.
I'm no longer doing minority investments. I completely shifted to majority investments.

I can't justify putting $25k into a business to own a 0.025% of a seed company with liquidity in 10 years unless to support a friend or cause I care about.

There are about to be some dream businesses up for sale at dream prices.
Even VCs I know want to talk to me about cash-flow businesses.

Some are even getting involved on the size of their day-jobs.

All of sudden cash flow is cool.

Those "boring" internet businesses powered by audiences, community, SEO (cc @boringmarketer) are top of mind.

And unlike VC-backed business (most fail, few win massively), there are tons of "middle class" cash-flowing internet businesses. Especially tons of AI wrapper ones.

I see doing AI-assisted SEO for LOT of these profitable Internet businesses. They are EVERYWHERE.

More and more folks will either snap these businesses up or start them.boringmarketing.com
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Jan 20
I figured out a playbook to make products grow REALLY fast in 2024 (especially SaaS)

It's the same playbook that Alex Hormozi is using and why he wrote the BIGGEST check of his LIFE last week into a startup called Skool

Silicon Valley is sleeping on this

My 3 realizations:Image
#1 - Attach the RIGHT creator

This is obvious. It’s happening.

But not all creator partnerships are created equal.

Hormozi & Skool are perfect for each other because of WHO his audience is and WHAT the product does.

I’ll call it what it is…his audience is mostly people trying to get rich.

So, if he can find a product that enables them to do what they want. That’s the sweet spot.

Skool allows anyone to start a community + membership.

So, his audience can hop on, charge a monthly fee and spread via social.

This is the important part.

It helps get his audience where they are trying to get to.

The right creator partnership isn't the biggest creator.

It's the creator partner that if ONLY they used your product... they'd accomplish their goals way quicker.

This creates the top of the funnel.

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#2 - Attach a GENEROUS affiliate cut

Many startups have an affiliate program, but they need to 2x the payout and need a free trial

Let me explain.

If you refer someone to Skool to start a community/membership (cost is $99/month), the person who refers get 40% of the referring fee.

40%?! Greg are you crazy?

I know. It’s a lot.

It’s worth it and you’re going to see a lot more SaaS business play in the 40%+ affiliate cut range.

This takes the Alex Hormozi or creator flywheel and multiplies it like crazy.

Creator partnerships without a strong affiliate program is a salad without the salad dressing.

The lettuce is as dry as a cardboard box.

No one wants that.

But many software startups have an affiliate program, but miss on the free trial.

Skool has a 14 day free trial (ie: this is my link and it's a simple landing page offer )

Hormozi’s followers will buy anything he sells.

But the second order customers, might not. They might not be Hormozi heads and in fact, they might hate the guy. He's pretty polarizing.

That’s why having a free-trial for your product is key.

Make it easy for the second order followers to "buy" into the ecosystem even for free.

Prediction: software business will be upping their affiliate cuts over the next 18 months.skool.com/refer?ref=9da2…Image
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