If zoomers and millennials are any indication, the segment of our population comprised of pre-adolescents up to and including age 14 - generation alpha - has been rapidly losing their predisposition for creativity and imagination
A perfect example of this are Legos. A thread:
LEGO, a company teetering precariously on the premise that kids want to be creative, has been struggling with exactly that conundrum for decades. As recently as 1990, the standard box of LEGO bricks contained anywhere from 500 to 1000 pieces
Through sales research, focus groups and peer review, LEGO now believes such a set is way, way too complex. Let's dial it back a bit: not only do children not have the patience to gather together all the required parts for a castle, or boat, or car - there isn't enough space in
their tiny, ridiculous brains to previsualize long-term plans, imagine new forms, or create the requisite custom shapes
As a response to this trend, LEGO decreased the number of pieces in each box
Instead of grappling with a full one-hundred pieces to build that Kentucky Fried Chicken or Starbucks Coffee, now you only need ten
And look: these pre-fab green umbrella straws snap directly into the miniature espresso machine - you don't even gotta build 'em. LEGO bricks have gotten bigger, as well: the size of each block in a set has increased steadily over time in direct proportion to your child's
inability to manipulate his backwards, clumsy-ass ham hands. Who needs hours of unnecessarily complicated finger work when you're trying to develop your motor skills?
Finally, the majority of "bricks" in today's LEGO kits have evolved exactly as Darwin intended: they're now shaped exactly like the cars, trees, humans, animals, ships, and rockets originally subject to interpretation by a kid's imagination
And which set of LEGO is right for you? Choose from styles like Harry Potter, Star Wars, Exoforce, Knight's Kingdom, Bionicle, Minecraft, Ghostbusters and numerous other brandy-brands too depressing even to think about
It's only a matter of time before LEGO starts packaging their product directly inside the Happy Meal carton
From little plastic bricks and imagination to electronic, battery-operated toys and program squiggly meta-scripts so his optically sensitive robots to kaput in 24 years. Not sure where along the way imagination was lost but it happened
There should be a children's aptitude test where they're in a room with 10,000 single-cell plastic bricks and given however long they want to successfully construct something from their mind
Imagine your life's work overshadowed by the tail end of your digital footprint reminding everyone how much of a fucking goober you were for forever and a day
Let's take a look at some of Steve Albini's greatest hits:
Her episode of The First 48 was pulled from the archives cause it was entered as state's evidence in her murder trial and was deemed too prejudicial to be publicly circulated until jury selection had taken place
Jodie Arias was a high school dropout who drifted around for a while, eventually ending up at her grandparents' house in Yreka, California working as a waitress while secretly harboring fantasies of becoming a photographer
How she ended up involved with a weird Mormon legal
insurance Ponzi scheme is beyond anyone's understanding, but she eventually landed at one of their exciting conventions in Las Vegas, where she met Travis Alexander, the young star of Prepaid Legal
Jodie was blonde, hot, unfamiliar and he rather liked her and started chasing
>February 3, 2023
>train derails in East Palestine
>chemical spill affects air, water and everything else around
>Reporters arrested for trying to cover the story
>Fire chief got upset and frustrated over simple questions
One of the chemicals leaked was vinyl chloride: a thread
From the WHO on vinyl chloride
1.7 Effects on humans Concentrations of VC in the region of 2590 mg/m3 (1000 ppm), which were not unusual prior to 1974, over periods ranging from 1 month to several years, have been reported to cause a specific pathological syndrome found in
VC workers called the “vinyl chloride illness”. Symptoms described were earache and headache, dizziness, unclear vision, fatigue & lack of appetite, nausea, sleeplessness, breathlessness, stomachache, pain in the liver/spleen area, pain and tingling sensation in the arms/legs,
>One year ago
>Train derails in East Palestine
>Chemical spill affects air, water & everything else around
>Reporters arrested for trying to cover the story
>Fire chief got upset and frustrated over simple questions
One of the chemicals leaked was vinyl chloride: a thread
From the WHO on vinyl chloride
1.7 Effects on humans
Concentrations of VC in the region of 2590 mg/m3
(1000 ppm), which were not unusual prior to 1974, over periods ranging from 1 month to several years, have been reported to cause a specific pathological syndrome found in
VC workers called the “vinyl chloride illness”. Symptoms described were earache and headache, dizziness, unclear vision, fatigue & lack of appetite, nausea, sleeplessness, breathlessness, stomachache, pain in the liver/spleen area, pain and tingling sensation in the arms/legs,
Ordeals with hostages, a hijacker, a plane and a bomb rarely come out very well, or without someone coming out damaged or dead. One exception is the story of D.B. Cooper, the man who decided one day to hold a plane hostage and got away with it
A thread:
Skyjackings were somewhat commonplace by 1972, but almost all of them were - to put it bluntly - Palestinians. Political in nature, they often occurred to demand release of a prisoner or to protest some middle east situation
Not so for flight 305 from Portland to Seattle, where a man who called himself "Dan Cooper," who had purchased his flight with a $20 bill, passed a note to the stewardess asking for $200,000, four parachutes, and to keep things smooth