I have decided that the person best suited to assume the position of Vice President of the United States is Senator J.D. Vance of the Great State of Ohio.
I'm looking for a job and l've always wanted to work at McDonald's. I never did. I'm running against somebody that said she did but it turned out to be a totally phony story so . . .
HAPPENING NOW: President Trump is killing it on his first day on the job at McDonalds. Perfectly salted hot crispy fries.
I am campaigning for every vote because I intend to be a president for all Americans—no matter their political party, where they live, or where they get their news.