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Jul 19 7 tweets 3 min read Read on X
CrowdStrike Falcon agents are imploding right now and causing a Blue Screen of Death boot loop on every endpoint. Reports of massive outages globally.
reddit.com/r/crowdstrike/…
I'd love to be able to see their messaging, but it is behind a login.
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Presumably the status update is just "we are aware", but no further details of what is wrong/how to remediate/etc. Image
Something (don't know what) is wrong with their csagent.sys driver file.

I don't have a CrowdStrike box & cannot personally validate, but I hear renaming the driver folder path is a workaround:

Rename-Item "C:\Windows\System32\drivers\Crowdstrike" "Crowdstrike.bandaid"
To make sure this thread has the most current detail (as I see this one is seemingly getting the most traction), on a previous comment we saw Brody from CrowdStrike chime in with a better/more accurate workaround than just renaming the driver folder path:
Boot into Safe Mode, "Advanced Startup" with Command Prompt, and use this command to remove faulty channel files:

del "C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike\C-00000291*.sys"

This is a better choice than changing the folder name for the CrowdStrike driver, but as always, YMMV.Image
If you have some morbid curiosity and want to see how this nerdy computer shiz actually affects the real world meat space, here is an absolutely wild thread from @CyFi10 on spots that are seen to be affected so far:

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Jul 19
A thread of new domains following the CrowdStrike catastrophe: 🧵
clownstrike[.]co

Presumably selling legitimate merchandise for this 😂
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clownstrike[.]co[.]uk

A Futurama GIF for "0 days since last accident" Image
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I set up Recall in an Azure VM with AmperageKit, which seems like the easiest thing to get going so far.

1. Ensure you have a Microsoft account so you can login at login.live.com
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2. Login to the Azure Portal at .

If you haven't mucked with Azure much before, would totally recommend you take advantage of the free $200 credits if you can. portal.azure.com
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curl/libcurl HIGH CVE-2023-38545 seemed to have a patch diff out early?
gitlab.com/redhat/centos-…
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This is the vulnerability that had curl maintainers cut an early release, slated for October 11.
github.com/curl/curl/disc…
The test data included in the patch makes it clear enough to poke and play with this. Image
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Jan 1, 2023
Want to know what a YouTube channel with half a million subscribers looks like behind the scenes?

As we're cruising into 2023 and the new year, I'd like to peel back the curtain.

I want to be as transparent as possible here, in the hopes that this might help other creators. 🧵
This year in 2022, I uploaded ~170 videos, with most being released in the latter half of the year.

Trying with a certain of amount of grace and dignity, I did lean into the "cringy" thumbnails with the exaggerated expressions or more modern titles.
But please, "don't hate the player... hate the game" -- I really do think these thumbnails and titles added to greater reception and viewership of my content.

The past 28 days made for 1M comprehensive views, 100K watch hours, +11K subscribers and 20M impressions.
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Sep 21, 2022
"Would you like to earn millions of dollars $$$ ?"
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Aug 29, 2022
Today I got a notification on my phone that YouTube had sent me a copyright report, claiming one of my videos violated copyright and my channel was going to receive a strike.

Except, my video didn't violate copyright. And YouTube didn't really send me a copyright report. ImageImage
Turns out, pikkunovuriij[@]gmail[.]com sent me this fake copyright claim PDF. It was easily recognizable as bogus (especially since that video is me just recording my screen showing how to install a free Linux distribution in a virtual machine), but, thanks for the fun.
The PDF tries to lure an unknowing victim with some hokey threats of getting a creator's YouTube channel suspended, and urges you to "read the full report", which is a sketchy link with your email as an HTTP GET parameter. The domain is apparently new. ImageImageImageImage
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