Avremi Zippel Profile picture
Jul 21 6 tweets 2 min read Read on X
The CrowdStrike Shabbos. A 🧵:

The emails started at 2:30 am. The first phone call came in at 5.

Due to the cyber crash Thursday night, and the ensuing full ground stop, dozens of folks headed home for Shabbos were finding out that they’d be spending Shabbos in SLC.
2/

First a group of 30. Not far behind another group of 50. A few more singles tacked on. All told, we were looking at feeding 90 souls on zero notice.

At 6:30 I called a Trader Joe’s manager. Could they pull every piece of Kosher chicken off the shelves across the Valley?
3/

By 7:30, we had 58 pounds of chicken put aside for us. The staff from the Yalla Food Truck rolled up their sleeves. Dozens of Challahs and baked goods were picked up. My mother rotated pan after pan of cooked veggies out of the oven.

Image
Image
Image
4/

When Shabbos Parshas Balak came in, I related to Balak like never before.

וירא את ישראל שוכן לשבטיו ותהי עליו רוח אלקים…מה טובו אהילך יעקב משכנותיך ישראל
5/

The folks with the peyos linked arms for Sholom Aleichem with the boys from the Five Towns.

The guy who made sure to finish Shnayim Mikra before Kiddush opened the grape juice for the guy putting on a Yarlmuka just for Kiddush.
Image
Image
6/

What beautiful tents we truly have, and what a beautiful family we truly are!

End.

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with Avremi Zippel

Avremi Zippel Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @UtahRabbi

Jan 3
I think the rules are that if someone else mentions me, I get a chance to respond.

The Jazz released this head-scratching statement about the “I’m a Jew and I’m proud” signs, and I legit don’t know where to begin.

So here’s some thoughts:

🧵 Image
2/ I feel for the “part time employee” thrown under the bus.

Last night, there was a member of the Jazz org (let’s just say not a part timer) who told us about two dozen times how much he loves us, but there’s “absolutely zero courtside signage allowed”. Arena policy.
3/ As expected, that policy was invented at about 7:15 pm Mountain Time last night.

By not referencing said “policy”, the Jazz acknowledge the whole thing was a total joke, meant to push the situation to blow over.
Read 8 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us!

:(