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@TeddyRoosevalt
Jul 25 • 48 tweets • 10 min read • Read on X
The JD Vance couch tweets are absolutely elite. Haven’t laughed this hard in a while

Here’s a thread of some of my favorites
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Aug 4, 2022
A thread of @simplyianm highlights from Discord based on some quick searches 🧵🧵
ICYMI
Here’s my personal favorite and what started this expedition
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Dec 1, 2021
Pro tip: if you want to assess how the market views your potential Monkee purchase aesthetically, look if it’s sold recently and compare the engagement on the @SMB_SalesBot page. An imperfect metric but it’s something
For example look at this - 61 likes

To this - 34 likes and no comments
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Dec 1, 2021
I would not mint anything new right now. The amount of garbage that’s DMing me has noticeably upticked. Slowly accumulate already established winners (ie winners from September/early October)
Let me put this differently: I think it’s far better EV to spend 150-200 SOL on a Monkee right now than to gamble on 150 one SOL lottery tickets
Or even more to the point: Take your money and buy floor geckos under 20 sol each, rather than 20 one sol lotto tickets
Read 5 tweets
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Nov 30, 2021
Let the record show I love $MIMO and want it to succeed. But it should not be priced at multiples above a naked sol fur Monkee’s relative value. It should roughly track exactly

The best analog from the ETH fractionalized world is $HOODIE

Not $PEBBLE or a dogcoin
The folks who created @MillionMonke are friends and I’m super proud of what they accomplished. But the upside of fractional ownership is getting to ride Monkee success without having the capital to own an entire monkee. It’s not the same R:R as a meme play
I’ll listen to counterarguments about how $MIMO somehow has other utility that should change the relative value. But until there’s contradictory evidence I’m staunchly in this pricing camp
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Nov 29, 2021
Full disclosure: my two biggest Solana ecosystem positions going into December are $IN and $WOOF

The former for fundamental DeFi reasons - the bond flywheel is incredibly enticing the more I research and think about it

The latter because dog/meme plays will absolutely fly again
There are other tokens that I’m incredibly bullish on ($TULIP $ORCA and more) but those allocations just aren’t as large
Also have increasingly deployed back into NFTs because I think we see another hype cycle soon: Monkees and Gecks top of list
Read 12 tweets
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Oct 6, 2021
A thread on @SolChicksNFT - I'm seeing major red flags ⚠️⚠️⚠️
@SolChicksNFT Some friends in @MonkeDAO shared this video of SolChicks gameplay. I thought to myself: "Wow, that's unbelievable progress for a project/game that only recently launched." So I dove in more
@SolChicksNFT @MonkeDAO Here is their website for reference solchicks.io
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