Thread by @watn_tarnation

Alright I'm in the space, live tweeting.

opening up, Elon blames the 45 minute delay on a "thousands of gigibit" DDOS malware attack

Elon says the assassination attempt was amazing and Trump's fist up "fight" moment speaks to what America is, is part of why Elon endorsed Trump

Trump says "I didn't know I had that much blood. I knew it was a bullet immediately. Amazing I happened to be turned at that perfect angle. All because I put down a chart on immigration showing the amazing numbers. I love that chart even more. Elon agrees it is an amazing chart."

"maybe an 8th of a second where it would have been a disaster either way. We lost Cory, a firefighter, a great gentleman and a great Trumper"

"I wrote out a check for a million dollars. But she said she'd rather have her husband back. Unbelievable person. Such a nice thing to say"

"I asked how many people were killed. We had a massive crowd. Tremendous crowd. Thousands. Gotta give the Secret Service sniper... he didn't know... he was an extraordinary shot and used one bullet from very far away... and he saw the flame from the gun, one perfect shot"

Elon asks about failures of the security at Trump's event. Trump: "There should have been nobody on the roof. There were people, because there were so many tens of thousands of people there, one woman with a shirt screaming there's a guy with a gun..."

"they say a bad shot should hit that target every time, the secret service guy had a much harder shot, 400 yards..."

"You had tens of thousands of people, far as your eyes could see..." trump is really emphasizing he had a BIG crowd every chance he gets.

Trump sounds like he has a slight lisp, not sure if its an audio issue or what's going on.

"If it had gone differently you and I would be talking from a different place"

Elon: You can't fake bravery and I want to thank you, I think a lot of people would like to thank you for that

Trump Thank you, when I was under the secret service I told them I wanted to get up, I'm hit in the ear I want to get up. And the crowd didn't know what to do. There was so many people.

Elon: "Speaking of the immigration chart, maybe this is a good way to talk about imm-"

Trump: "Illegal Immigration saved my life"

Trump now taking the talk back to his assassination, complimenting his team for getting the illegal immigration chart up correctly

Elon: What were you saying about immigration?

Trump: I was going to say the numbers are tremendous. But we are going back to Butler. I think I'm going to start with "as I was saying"

Trump: In my last week, we had the best illegal immigration numbers. The lowest numbers. But then you see with these people, Kamala and Joe, I had remain in Mexico policies, so good.

Trump: We had catch and release in Mexico. We had contagious diseases. We were setting records. So sometimes I use it, and I'm glad I used the numbers. So I'm going to sleep with that chart. Always.

Trump: Kamala was the border Czar. Now she's denying it. They could close up the border. No tax on tips! Now shes saying the same. They had the opposite! They hired 88 thousand IRS agents to go after caddies and waitresses. So she comes out with what I had, which is terrible.

Trump: There's many people coming from Jails, from prisons, from insane asylums. They're coming from not just south America, they're coming from Africa, from Asia. They are coming from countries stupidly bombing Israel. October 7th. It was so sad. It should never have happened. Ukraine? Never should have happened.

Elon: It's essential to have a secure border, you aren't a country if you don-

Trump: AND SECURE ELECTIONS!

Elon: yeah sure secure elections. But we need secure borders and secure cities.

Elon: I think we need a smooth and efficient legal immigration system. I am a legal immigrant. And the question is, who do you want to be on your team? Team America.

Trump: such a shame happening with our crime. Our police. A shame

Trump: You see Venezuela they have 72% crime drop. They are taking their murderers and sending them to us. Crime everywhere on earth is down and wait until you see our crime numbers! I saw it today, bad things in New York a criminal stabbed a woman and bad things happened.

People can't allow [Kamala] to get away with her disinformation! She could have shut the border down, [Biden] wouldn't have even known. He wouldn't know the difference. She was in charge of the border and had the worse numbers ever.

Elon: We don't have a working border, it looks like a World War Z zombie horde. I went to Eagle Pass and streamed it live. These people don't look friendly

Trump: That's right these are bad people. Elon wouldn't be the same man if he had to look at these people. And they are here because the leaders of their country are sending them. And the numbers don't look as bad as they are because they are sending their nonproductive people in the caravans. These people won't murder you but they don't want to work.

Trump: And I saw an Ad from Kamala saying she is going to secure the border, where has she been?

Elon: I think this is an critical issue. We are struggling with 4 more years of this

Trump: We won't have a country with 4 more years of this. There will be 50 or 60 million of them.

Elon: America is only 4% of the Earth, it would only take a few percentage to overwhelm us

Trump: Elon you have to see what happened in New York. I love that city but what they are doing is horrible. They don't prosecute the immigrants they just want to prosecute me. There was just 20 guys from the Congo, from the Congo! murderers, bad guys

Trump: We are going to have the largest deportation in history. And what they've done to our country, you see in Venezuala these other countries their crime is down 70%, their Jails are 50% put into the United States. Some are different. But they are all going to be 100%

Trump: Don't forget, I BEAT BIDEN. He did so badly in the debate. One of the people at CNN said "that was one of the best debate performances I ever saw." But they won't say it anymore. She's even more incompetent than him. This is a Coup! They said they could this the nice way or the bad way.

Trump: He was the worse president. Russia would never have attacked. October 7 wouldn't have happened. We wouldn't have had Afghanistan. Inflation.. Inflation was caused by Oil! (direct quote)

Elon stammering trying to say that the international community would respect and be intimidated by Trump

Trump: So I had a good relationship with Putin despite the RUSSIA RUSSIA hoax created by Hillary and Shifty Schiff. He's probably going to end up a Senator. But he put the country in danger. Putin respected me and we talked about Ukraine. It was the apple in his eye. But I said never do it!

Trump: I shut down his big pipeline

Trump: So one of the first things [Biden] does is shut down our pipeline, the keystone pipeline, the good one, and lets Russia build their pipeline!

Trump: I know every one of them, President She (Xi), Kim Jung, and I won't say anything either way but they want to protect their countries. And I know them well.

T: I told China if you buy anything from Iran then you get no business from US. And Iran had no money for their terror. And now the country is so bad. It's so different. We were respected. But they never would have attacked Israel. And I told China No Way. And he said Way.

T: When I met with Obama to talk, it's a ritual, I asked what's the biggest problem? He said North Korea, and I fixed that

Elon: Those were some epic tweets!

T: Yes they were epic. And I told Kim Jung that I have a bigger red button on my desk and it works.

T: I always say we have enemies on the inside and enemies on the outside. We have some really bad people in our government. More dangerous than Russia or China. I don't want to name names.

T: Obama and Biden and Bush to some extent forced Russia to buddy up with China. And if you study history the first thing they teach you is not to let Russia and China work together. They are the axis of evil. Big nuclear countries.

T: I saw Russia building big Armies on Ukraine and I thought Russia was doing it to negotiate, and then Biden says "Ukraine can be NATO"... Biden has a low IQ. Very low IQ. Nothing on the board goes this low. He said things so stupid... this war had no way to happen under me. He said everything the opposite.

T: They don't tell you how bad the war in Ukraine is. You know between the Armies they've lost half a million men. Never would have happened under me. The words Biden used... the stupid threats from his stupid face. It could end up in World War 3

Elon: I think people underrated the risk of WW3. People have become complacent about it, but there's lots of nuclear missiles with targeting parameters at the US.

Trump: And the thing is we are going to build an Iron Dome across the US. Israel has one. Some other places have one that nobody even knows about.

T: But people want to hear about the economy. They can't afford groceries. The inflation killed them. Do you think Biden could do this interview? Do you think Kamala could? No she'd say she doesn't need Elon.

Elon: People don't know this but inflation comes from government overspending. The check never bounces when it comes from the government. We need to reduce government spending. We need an efficiency commission.

Trump: I rebuilt our military, did a good job, we had fighters that were 70 years old, then we have 85 billion back to Afghanistan.

T: You know the cost of gas line is out of control. And you know your cars don't need a lot of gas. They are a good product I have to say. Doesn't mean everyone needs an electric car. But if they win again they are going to drive this country out of business.

T: I know you are a big fan of AI, but AI takes twice as much energy as everything else, so we need to build a lot of electricity, we need double what we produce to compete with China.

Elon: Inflation is caused by government overspending, should we have a government commission on overspending?

Trump: the waste is insane we only have 2 companies making jets, they are probably going to merge, and they asked me to sign for 2 planes, Air Force 1, even nicer than your plane Elon

Elon: So I think it would be great to have a government efficiency commission (he's really pushing this). I'd be happy to serve on that.

Trump: You're the greatest cutter. You just walk in like "you want to quit, you're gone!"

T: Glad we are having this chat. I'll call it a chat. You know the new guy in Argentina, he ran on MAGA, bought a lot of hats, they are doing good! Inflation was like 2000%. We're going to have that soon. I think we have the worse inflation in 100 years.

T: So take education. We are ranked at the bottom. Norway, different countries are ranked pretty good. we are the worse. 38, 39, 40. Yet we spend more per pupil than anyone else. So one of my first acts, I need a Elon Musk, I want to close the Department of Education.

We need to give it to good states, Idaho, you look at Gavin New-scum, he's doing bad. But 35 states would do great. And 20 would be as good as Norway. You can name them. Some are so good. You know we have states that don't know what debt is.

But if you moved the education back to he 50 many would do well, some would be forced to do so much better. You'd have 30, 35 states much better and it would cost half of what it costs in Washington.

T: You know California, it's a badly run state, I hate to mention democrat states. Illinois is a disaster with their guy. Some of these states can't do worse but you would cut your costs 50%. Maybe a little monitor to make sure they teach English.

Elon: Some of these governors are doing so bad they should get U-Haul salesmen of the year awards

T: Yeah look at Illinois they are doing such a bad job. How do these states survive?

T: You know when I see Bacon costing 4 or 5 times more than it did. People used to buy a whole cart. Now people don't have the money and they don't buy anything. Its sticker shock. They call it sticker shock.

Elon: We need sensible deregulation like Reagan, he did a good job, it's been 40 years since we had good progress. We need radical progress with deregulation.

T: We set a record. We did more deregulation and more restrictions on businesses than anyone else. We did radical cuts.

T: We had the best economy in the world. And then COVID came in. And nobody knew what it was. And we had good marks on ISIS. But we didn't get the economy. But if COVID didn't happen, a gift from Wuhan, and I said it came from a lab and it turned out to be right.

Elon: I think my views on Oil and Gas are moderate. We shouldn't vilify them, if we stopped today everyone would be cold and starving. But at the same time, we do over time want to move to a sustainable economy. Eventually we run out of oil and gas. There is some risk of increasing PPM, it gets uncomfortable to breath.

Elon: You go over 1000 it gets uncomfortable to breath. We have a lot of time. We don't need to rush or stop farmers from farming.

T: How crazy is it we don't let farmers farm they have to get rid of their cows.

T: You know even to create your electric car you need fossil fuels. We have 500 years of oil. I got ANWAR approved in Alaska. First thing Biden did was end it. Could be bigger than Saudi Arabia and they ended it. It's big for Alaska.

T: I think we have hundreds of years left

Elon: And my estimate would be a little more aggressive. We aren't going to die in 5 years, but if you look at the PPM of Co2, some of it is problematic. I think we want to avoid 1000 ppms

Elon: I think we just need to be sustainable in 50 or 100 years. On balance it's probably better to get there faster than slower. But without villainizing the oil and gas industry. But when you look at our cars, we think environmentalism means sexy. You look at our models and they spell sexy. I'm cheesy.

T: You know I'm waiting on you to make solar panels on the roofs of your car. I think it would be good. People talk about global warming but they never talk about nuclear warming. You have 5 countries with major nuclear. China is much less than us but they are going to catch us

E: There's the bad side of nuclear, the bombs, but there's the good side which is nuclear energy. It's one the safest forms. But there's too much regulation

T: Maybe the name is bad. We need to rebrand it. Maybe we name it after you.

Trump describing Chernobyl: "In Russia where lots of bad things happened"

Elon: I traveled to Fukashima to show the nuclear damage wasn't bad and I had local vegetables to prove it

Trump: But you haven't been feeling well recently. I'm just kidding.

Elon: We should probably talk about lawfare.

Trump: Oh God it's so bad what they did. They always pick their Judges. Their local DAs. The whole thing is run by Biden in Manhattan.

T: Biden is close to vegetable stage now. Why does anyone allow him...? Does he have a political advisor who thinks this looks good? The chair is like 3 lbs and he can't lift it.

Elon: Clearly we don't have a president right now

Trump: And she's even worse than him. She's a San Francisco liberal and she's destroyed California. California there is no better sun and soil but what she's done with crime and cashless bail. You kill someone and they let you out no questions asked.

T: She's a radical left liberal and now she wants to be more trump than trump. She wants a wall.

T; The only thing that isn't obsolete is a wall or a wheel. So we need a wall. And now she's saying she is tough on the border.

Elon: They are rewriting history, she is far far left.

T: She is considered to be more liberal than Bernie Sanders

T: The day she gets in she will end Fracking. If people believed it, the lunatics voting for her won't. You know Biden, he did something amazing both sides on Israel hate him.

T: If you are strongly pro-Israel and you vote for Kamala, you need your head examined. Right now they are saying they are going to swamp the Iron Dome with hundreds of missiles. And some people thing that's what they are looking to do.

T: Her running mate? He believes in Tampons in Boys Bathrooms. So she is for that. If we have her for a president, I don't think our country can survive.

Elon: I think for the good of the country we need to not have a democrat

Elon: So the European Union tried to shut this down.

Trump: The EU takes advantage of us. They won't let you sell an American car there. Not as bad as China but they are bad. They don't treat us well. We defend them. We are in for 250 billion on Ukraine and they are in for 80.

T: We need a man who is unbelievably smart to communicate these dangers. I got a long really well with Kim. He is the absolute boss. I saw things you wouldn't want to know about

T: Kim said Biden was a stupid man. You can't say that here. Now you know chairman Xi very well, can you imagine him talking to Kamala? But she gives her a big picture on Times magazine. Looks like a great first lady, like Malania, didn't look like Kamala, but she's a beautiful woman

Elon: People want the American dream

T: Yes people find Biden incompetent. I debated him and said "really?"

Elon: We could do grand projects, like high speed between cities and tunnels and American astronauts on Mars

T: I saw what you did in Vegas and it's amazing. We could do that all over.

E: China has incredible high speed rail between cities. But with deregulation you could do high speed tunnels for high speed transport between cities. And then we could do something cooler than anyone else.

Elon really plugging the Hyperloop here

slowing down a bit here my fingers are tired and they are boring

Discussion of how drugs approved in Europe should be approved here

Trump: I hope you don't get nervous because there's lots of people listening what is that number is that 60 million? Wow that's a big number, that's twice what you said. I congratulate you. Do I get paid for this? Haha

T: Are you better off now or 4 years ago? Nobody is better off now. Inflation killed it. You look at the riots at the colleges. You feel unsafe. Now you have new crime. I call it Biden migrant crime. Maybe I should call it Kamala migrant crime.

Elon: When my friends get attacked in New York, the criminals just get away, they don't get prosecuted.

T: No they only prosecute me!

Space is ending now, I will never do this again lmao

Elon: I haven't been that political. I make batteries and solar panels. I stood in line for 6 hours to shake Obama's hands. But I think we are at a crossroads for the country. We are going to see a further left administration with Kamala. Her dad was an actual communist.

Elon: I think America is at a fork in the road
T: True!
Elon: I'm getting attacked liked crazy. I experience lawfare like crazy. I'm pointing out my track record is moderate and slightly left. I think you should support Donald Trump for president. We are in deep trouble.

Trump: Well I thank you. Just think of Kamala. She is a San Francisco liberal. Was the best city in the country and she ruined it. We can turn this country around. We have to get rid of all these criminals from other countries. These are radical stone cold killers and we have to take them out.

Trump: If something bad happens in this election we will meet next time in Venezuala, it's such a nice place their crime rate is going down. And their people don't know about political correctness. We have great police, but they aren't allowed to do their job.

Elon: And its demoralizing as a police officer to arrest a violent criminal and risk your life and sometimes die to arrest them and then the DA doesn't prosecute.

T: And even worse, they prosecute the police officer and take away his job! His pension!

Elon: Very telling, there was a gang of thugs who beat up a police officer and they were let out and given tickets to California. That was a gross indignity against the United States.

T: We've seen where they get shot and they are a proud profession, but we've never seen where they are standing in the street and they are punching the hell out of the cops. In their own country they'd be shot. Dead instantly. But it'll take a little time for them to learn we don't do that in this country.

Trump: We have to give our police officers the dignity and respect they deserve. If we don't do that... there's never been a country in the world that does this. These people are so violent and smart and streetwise and they are coming here. When I was here we took them all out.

T: November 5th is going to the be the most important day in the history of our country.