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Exterminator came to the house. Agreed to mask, but said he didn’t have one.

I gave him an Aura. He started to put it on and stopped suddenly.

Me: You ok?

Ext: I might break this mask if I stretch it over my head.

Me: Uh, nope. Trust me.

Ext: (Tries it on).

1/
Ext: Ok. I’m surprised that worked. I wear the surgical. I mean, I used to… during Covid.

Me: 😷

Ext: Are you sick?

Me: Nope.

Ext: That’s ok. I just took one of those… (motions in the air)… those shots.

Me: Oh. A vaccine?

2/
Ext: No, one of those herbal shots that you drink. The ones you get at GNC.

Me: 😷😷

Ext: I take them whenever I sort of feel something coming on.

Me: 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

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