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Donald Trump’s rally in Uniondale (Long Island), New York was unglued.

Let’s recap it:

Let’s start by saying that rabid MAGA folks harassed the ABC News cameras and made them pack up and leave. VILE.

He showed up late again. Zero shock.

There are lots of empty seats and people seem to be spread out to make it seem like it’s more crowded than it is.

He thinks he’s going to “win New York.” The senility is strong today.

He had issues saying “I’m,” “arteries,” “commerce,” “gathered,” “savagery,” “migrants,” “Russia,” “insurance,””taxes” (twice in a row), “told,” “Bruce,” “caravans,” “mayor,” “ambassador,” “ceremony, “fantastic,” “museum,” “whom,” “abolish” (on both attempts), “rural,” “Midwest,” “other,” “countries,” and “industry" multiple times.

I think they loaded him up on way too many meds today. Bro is going a mile a minute, he's slurring, and he's having problems saying everyday words.

He’s talking about the “lush bushes” around his golf course when discussing the guy who was shot at by the Secret Service. Weird thing to focus on when trying to garner sympathy for an assassination attempt when no attempt was even made in the first place.

He’s mad that the Secret Service officer who started shooting wasn’t chatty before starting to shoot at the suspect.

He claims “men aren’t smart enough” when discussing the witness who followed the suspect to his car and took pictures of his license plates. I may actually agree with him on something. With the exception of Boebert and MTG, women are far brighter than men. 😀

He’s trying to speak in a woman’s voice and it’s weird. I don’t wanna hear jack about VP Harris’ "SoUThErN ACceNT" when Donald tries to do many accents during his weird speeches. Especially when they’re all horrible.

He thinks that VP Harris is in the Senate still and made up some survey of “the most liberal Senators.” Bro’s mind is mashed potatoes.

He has the crowd boo the media, per usual. Mighty fascist of him.

He said “I’m not a threat to democracy, they are.” So much for toning down the rhetoric, hypocrite.

He lied and claimed the Teamsters endorsed him. They didn’t endorse anyone for POTUS.

His dentures must be loose because they keep making that spittle smacking and hissing sounds. Gross.

He claims he loves New York but continues to smack talk it.

He said children don’t get to play little league baseball anymore in New York because “junkies” are taking over. What?

He claimed that migrants are “living in hotel suites.” Mkay.

He said that “inflation is eating your hearts out.” Uh… Is he trying to be Hannibal Lecter?

He said he “fights back” with his “people” because he “signs the checks.” Yeah, there’s absolutely nobody talking any sense into this man.

He said he’s “driven by New York common sense.” Not buying it.

He claims our bridges and highways are “falling down.”

He said that his parents just dumped him off on the subway and said goodbye.

He thinks if parents did that now then they’d have a “75% chance that you’ll never see your child again.” Uhhhhh. He’s making numbers up again.

He claims he has the endorsements of “everybody.” He does not.

He’s praising himself for ambulance chasing to attend a fallen officer’s funeral and campaign from the parking lot.

He said people can’t afford an apple yet he’s begging his followers for money in fundraising emails at least 5-10 times a day and he’s now launching a crypto grift. Sure, bro.

He doesn’t seem to understand that he isn’t running against President Biden anymore.

He claims that VP Harris is saying “vote for me, I’m going to raise your taxes.” Fake news.

He’s whining about fake news. Ironic.

He claims everybody loves Melania. We do not.

He admits that he hasn’t read her book yet because he’s “so busy.” Husband of the Year, right here.

He apparently brags to Melania about his crowd sizes and asks her “how great am I?”

He says he’s better than Elvis in drawing crowds and whines that he doesn’t have a guitar.

Bro is such a vapid narcissist with the tiniest ego that ever existed.

He doesn’t understand what unrealized capital gains are and it shows.

He’s asking the crowd “who’s rich and won’t leave their kids any money.” This is a really weird poll.

He’s talking about wanting to fight someone. Um. Someone take Grampa off the stage.

Back to whining about the fake news media.

He makes air quotes when saying the word “lost” when talking about him losing the 2020 election. Bro will never admit he lost twice in a row.

He said he wants to be known as “the border President.” I’ll call him the “Borderline Personality Disorder President” any day of the week because I’m convinced he has it.

He said he’s going to deport people and if “they come back in, then they’re going to pay a hell of a price.” What is he gonna do? Kill them? FFS.

He’s now upping the amount to “32,000 illegal immigrants” in Springfield, Ohio. Bro can’t help but make up numbers and lie about their legal immigration status.
He also claims the population doubled “in a few weeks.” Not the case.

He is threatening to go to there in the next two weeks. He’s also saying he’s going to go to Aurora, Colorado. Don’t let him!!!! This is gonna be a disaster.

He claims “you may never see me again, but that’s ok.” Well…if he said so… But I know he’s being vile and racist, so I won’t agree with that joke.

He said he’s going to take care of every “state of the union.” Uhh.

He’s mad that the mayor of Springfield is hiring teachers.

He thinks that immigrant children are “taking the place of our children.” JFC.

He’s lying and saying each kid will have “a private interpreter.” Hogwash.

He’s threatening legal immigrants with deportation.

He claims VP Harris will “surrender our country.” Tell me again about that rhetoric, MAGA?

He said “these people need to be taken out.” At this point, I’m not sure if he means deportation or death because of what he said earlier.

He calls liberals “the Communist left” and says we’re “importing MS-13 gang members.” Shove your rhetoric pearl clutching where the sun doesn’t shine, MAGA.

I think he just said “MS-13 gang ho (hook?) deviants.” I’m not sure what that’s all about.

He said that within a day of him having a conversation of another president about taking their gang members back and threatening to not give them money “forever,” he was sending thousands and thousands and thousands of gang members back. I’ll take things that never happened for 1000.

He bragged that he still didn’t pay the country the money he promised them. I’m not surprised he stiffed someone else. It’s a pattern.

He’s making up stats saying that 75% of arrests in Manhattan are due to illegal immigrants.

Him talking about people being raped is making my skin crawl considering he’s a rapist.

He thinks that immigration is “destroying the fabric of life of this country.” Immigrants literally founded this f’n country…Including your own immigrant family, azzhole.

He tells the crowd that they “must get their patriotic asses out to vote” and then talks about some fat dude named Harry who needs to get “out of the couch.” Is that his nickname for JD Vance, and what exactly is JD doing in the couch again? Haven’t we told him he shouldn’t do that enough yet?

He’s whining that evangelicals don’t get out to vote. Gee, I wonder why they wouldn’t want to vote for him? 🙄

He butchers Elise Stefanik’s name. Clearly he hasn’t taken the time to learn it since the last time he failed to pronounce it right. 🤣

He praises Rudy Giuliani. A lot of people in the crowd booed him. Donald says that "wasn't good."

Has he paid him back all that money yet?

He’s yelling at someone whose name he can’t remember because he’s crying there isn’t a name on the guy’s seat and he’s saying he’s glad he can’t forget him. Bro is mental.

He claims VP Harris wants to pack the Supreme Court. Ironic for him to say that “they want to rig the system” since he was the one who stacked the far right SCOTUS. The projection is strong today.

He said “we’re not going to let our country fail…you know what? If we don’t win this election it’s very possible that we’ll never have another chance.” Say what about that rhetoric, MAGA?

He thinks that you could fill Yankee Stadium multiple times over with dead migrant children who have been trafficked and raped. Disgusting lie.

He says VP Harris made child sex trafficking, assault with a deadly weapon, and rape of “unconscious persh” (I think that was supposed to be “unconscious person”) into “totally non-violent crimes.” Harris literally created task forces to deal with these issues and they most certainly were never deemed non-violent crimes. His lies are sick.

The crowd is disengaged. They’re shifting around in their seats, staring around anywhere except for in his direction, fiddling with their phones, and one old man seems like he easily could be taking a nap. Might explain why he’s wearing sunglasses inside.

He claims that Biden and Harris haven’t been brought internet to a single home in rural America (he botched the word “rural”) when they have been.

MAGA in the Senate is big mad that Elon Musk’s Starlink wasn’t given one of the latest contracts for an additional $25 million from June so this is why they’re causing a fuss about it right now.

The lisp is getting strong. He needs better denture glue.

Him saying “udder dan dat” had me cracking up. Bro’s deeply unwell. 🤣

He said “high breads” instead of “hybrids.” Oh man, I’m snort laughing. 😭😭😭😭

He said he wants to “take a pass” on hydrogen because it explodes everywhere. So much for being the guy who’s "pro natural gas."

He accused the Biden campaign of working with Iran because Iran allegedly sent headlines of some of the leaked documents to his staffers. The authorities said there was “no evidence” that anyone in the campaign responded to the emails. He’s insane and a liar. Also ironic because he most certainly did use material he got from the DNC hack.

He’s now saying that 2020 was “rigged and stol(l)en” again. He’s ratcheting up the rhetoric because he will not concede when he loses again.

He calls the proven claims of Russian interference “phony crap.”

He asked “whatever happened to Russia, Russia, Russia?” Uh, some of your favorite little influencers were just outed for being paid Russian shills.

He’s crying about Hunter Biden now. 🙄

He really seems to forget who he’s running against.

He’s whining that people haven’t apologized about accusing him of having dealings with Russia. Kinda hard when people around him were going down left and right.

He said “we’re not gonna take it anymore, Kamala.” What exactly does he mean by that?

It looks like people are leaving in the crowd. Good for them!

The cameras refuse to show the upper deck so I’m assuming that the seats are totally empty.

He brags about how good The Apprentice was. Such a total narcissist.

He’s lying about the national debt again saying he was “on track” of reducing it prior to the pandemic. Not true.. Donald’s spending was outta control even before COVID. He’s such a fraud.

He claimed he “took out ISIS” in “4 weeks.” Not true.

He bragged about his botched handling of the pandemic saying “we did an unbelievable job.” An unbelievably horrible job.

He blames China for it all. Zero personal responsibility. Vile.

He’s finally starting to call tariffs what they are: taxes.

He said “some of the worst trading compa—countries are allies.” Great. A trade war with China AND allies would be in store for us if he gets into office.

He says our allies “take advantage of us horribly on the military with NATO and on trade, and he wants to name his horrible plan after himself, “The Trump Reciprocal Trade Act.” Fitting.

He’s talking about adding tariffs on cars from China when President Biden has already put a 100% tax on them already. He can’t come up with any new ideas.

He said people tell him he’s ‘really smart.” I highly doubt that. 🙄

He said “unlike him on student loan debt…it was all talk” when he’s bragged about stopping Biden’s plan thanks to SCOTUS multiple times. Also, he’s still not running against Biden no matter how much he wants to be running against Biden. Bro cannot seem to remember this.

He’s pushing the ‘no tax on Social Security benefits” thing again, which won’t matter if he raises up the retirement age like MAGA is pushing or if he eliminates it entirely.

He says that people are living during the highest inflation in history “probably.” We are not. The 80s were much worse.

Lots of empty seats are now visible as they pan through the crowd of half of the lower deck. 🤣🤣🤣

He said he’s gonna cap interest rates on credit cards. Uh, that seems kinda like socialism to me.

He whines about the terminology of “climate change” and “global warming” while negating both and calling it “a scam.”

He says that all of the infrastructure projects Biden and Harris have implemented are “fake” and have “no benefit to our country.” Having safe bridges, new roads, and internet are not “fake” things, dunce.

He brags about getting along well with Putin. Not a flex, dude.

He’s fear mongering about WWIII. He says “Isreal won’t exist in two years” if Harris is elected. Again, MAGA needs to sit allllllll the way TF down with their whining about "DeMOCraT rhEtoRiC."

On traveling to Washington D.C. “you have a damn good chance of being hurt, mugged, something.” All of the violent rhetoric comes from one side of the isle and it spews from the fat orange man’s mouth.

He says he’s going to “keep the US dollar as the world’s reserve currency” when he’s literally in the process of making his own decentralized crypto shi*tcoin. Spare me, grifter.

He’s bragging about creating Space Force. What exactly has it done?

More people are leaving. Bravo!

He said “every day will be filled with opportunity and hope.” Can he get his own material? It’s utterly laughable coming from him too.

He said that MAGA needs to “stop her country-destroying liberal agenda once and for all.” More of that MAGA rhetoric hypocrisy.

He said he’s going to “make America healthy again.” I laughed loads given how large some of his attendees are…and…well…the size of him and all of the junk food he eats on a regular basis.

He closes it by saying “we love New York.” Hilarious from the guy who calls it a “hellhole” and tells businesses to flee the state.

He then comes back to the mic to say “God bless you all.” This is new. And it’s super cringey and desperate coming from a total charlatan.

-Fin

In case you didn’t catch the major theme I was going for, but the utter hypocrisy of MAGA whining about Democrat’s rhetoric while letting all of the sh*t Donald Trump says skate by isn’t flying with me.

I’m tired of that man being held to a standard of precisely ZERO accountability for his words while we’re being badgered to self-censor the truth.

And shame on the media for exacerbating it by sanewashing the loony things he says.

This man isn’t sane.

And a double shame on the media for not catching all of the major slips in his ability to communicate. He’s vile. He’s racist. AND HE CANNOT SAY BASIC WORDS.

START DOING YOUR DAMN JOBS!!!!!!

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I'm all for unions, but we have a problem with this guy and the dockworkers strike with 45,000 longshoremen striking from Maine to Texas, don't we?

This is our “October Surprise.”

"ILA President Daggett enjoys a long relationship with Donald Trump going back decades in New York City. Both Trump and Daggett are the same age and were both from Queens, New York.

In late November 2023, former President Trump invited the ILA president to meet with him in Florida at Mar-a-Lago,

'We had a wonderful, productive 90-minute meeting where I expressed to President Trump the threat of automation to American workers, said ILA President Harold Daggett.

'President Trump promised to support the ILA in its opposition to automated terminals in the U.S. Mr. Trump also listened to my concerns about Federal 'Right To Work' laws which undermines unions and their ability to represent and fight for its membership.'"

This was written on the ILA's website from an article in July when he told people to pray for Donald after his assassination attempt.

Notice how he called him "President Trump."

Daggett also turned down President Biden's offer to help mediate the dispute, "We will not be interested in Biden sending us a mediator if negotiations are not going well.”

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If you don’t understand how the ILA longshoreman #portstrike from Harold Daggett will impact the average person, businesses, and the economy, then watch this video:

But of course Sean O’Brien, the head of the Teamsters who “refused to endorse” a presidential candidate while being buddy buddy with Donald Trump, is throwing in his support with ILA head Harold Daggett and the longshoremen in their port strike:

“The U.S. government should stay the f**k out of this fight and allow union workers to withhold their labor for the wages and benefits they have earned. Any workers—on the road, in the ports, in the air-should be able to fight for a better life free of government interference. Corporations for too long have been able to rely on political puppets to help them strip working people of their inherent leverage.”

This was designed to harm President Biden’s reputation as being pro-union if he intervenes with the imposing an 80-day cooling-off period under the federal Taft-Hartley Act, which forces workers back on the job while negotiations continue.

But they’re still going through with it thinking they can pin it on VP Kamala Harris.Image
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Wow...

A heavy police response was seen at the Letcher County, Kentucky courthouse after a sheriff, reportedly Mickey Stines, allegedly shot District Judge Kevin Mullins in his office.

The sheriff has been arrested in connection to the shooting.

The coroner confirms that one person is dead but it has not been confirmed that the deceased is Judge Mullins.

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It gets even weirder.

Sheriff Mikey Stines was a defendant in a lawsuit for allegedly failing to train his deputy Ben Fields.

A woman sued both Sheriff Stines and Fields in 2022.

Sabrina Adkins alleges that Ben Fields met her in a district judge’s chambers late at night six times in 2021 and forced her to engage in "unwanted kissing, oral sex and intercourse" in exchange for "favorable treatment for sexual favors" when she couldn't afford ankle monitoring and home confinement.

The kicker?

The alleged abuse occurred in the now-confirmed deceased judge Kevin Mullins' office.

WTF is going on in Kentucky?!?!?!

James Comer...I'm sure you're gonna investigate this...right???

Right???
Guess I found out what happened to Ben Fields...

"The Attorney General's office previously prosecuted Defendant Ben Fields in Kentucky state court. See Commonwealth v. Fields, No. 22-CR-00216 (Letcher Cir. Ct.). Fields eventually entered guilty pleas on one count of rape in the third degree, one count of sodomy in the third degree, two counts of tampering with a prisoner monitoring device, and one count of perjury in the second degree and he was sentenced to seven years' imprisonment."Image
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Kristi Noem’s former affair partner, Corey Lewandowski, is probably big mad that his dirty laundry is getting aired again, sooooo in case you forgot about him…

Last year, a Republican donor, John Odom, demanded that Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry refund his campaign donation because Landry hired Lewandowski.

Odom’s then-wife, Trashelle Odom, had accused Lewandowski of making unwanted sexual advances toward her at a charity dinner in September 2021.

Trashelle said Lewandowski was touching her on her legs and butt. She said Corey told her that she had a “nice ass.”

She alleged that he “stalked” her throughout the venue where the dinner was held and threw a drink on her.

Lewandowski was charged with misdemeanor battery, but he cut a plea deal with prosecutors in September 2022. In exchange for not having to admit guilt, Lewandowski agreed to pay a $1,000 fine, undergo impulse control training, perform 50 hours of community service, and had to stay out of trouble for a year.

Needless to say, John Odom was “deeply disappointed and disgusted by Jeff Landry’s decision” to hire his ex-wife’s abuser as his political adviser and said that Corey was “unfit to serve in any capacity in any political campaign.”

It appears so as Corey was also arrested in 2016 for battery after he grabbed the arm of a reporter during a campaign event.

And in 2017, a singer filed a police report against him where she accused Lewandowski of slapping her on the butt twice at a holiday party at the Trump International Hotel in D.C.

Normally, I wouldn’t wish that kind of guy on anyone but he seems kinda perfect as a former side piece for #PuppyKiller Kristi Noem.

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Methinks that Team Trump might be having second thoughts about hiring Corey Lewandowski for the Republican National Convention now that the Kristi Noem affair is being brought to light again.

It was reported last month that Trump’s campaign was in talks to hire him again along with Paul Manafort (who spent 2 years in prison for his 7.5 year sentence for bank and tax fraud and witness tampering before being released early because of the pandemic).

Lewandowski was fired in 2016 as Trump's first campaign manager, and it’s funny that Hope Hicks, another person he allegedly had an affair with, was the one to drop the news on the press.

Corey was also removed from a Trump PAC in 2021 after the incident with Trashelle Odom.

But…you never know.

All of this might be endearing to Trump.

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Since everyone is interested in the Trashelle Odom part of the Corey Lewandowski saga…it does get even more dramatic…

First off…yes! Trashelle is her actual name!

The Odoms’ attorney put out a statement at the time and it’s pretty damning for Corey:

“Mrs. Odom stated that over the course of the dinner, Mr. Lewandowski tried to hold her hand, and she pushed his hand away. He touched her leg, and she moved it away. He grabbed her napkin off her lap and tried to touch her leg again, and she pulled her dress over her leg, to move his hand away and cover her skin. He touched her back and she tried to get away. He described an area where he was sore from a workout, on the side of his butt, but he demonstrated this by touching her there— on the upper side of her rear end. Lewandowski tried to touch her approximately 10 times, and Mrs. Odom always rebuffed him.”

Her attorney goes on to say that Lewandowski told Trashelle that he is “very powerful and can destroy anyone” and that he is super close with Donald Trump and can “get anyone elected or can take anyone out.”

Trashelle said that after she turned down Lewandowski’s advances that he threw a drink on her and that she feared for her safety and put out her own statement about the matter:

“On the evening of September 26 in Las Vegas, Nevada, I attended a dinner to support a charity and spend time with wonderful friends. He repeatedly touched me inappropriately, said vile and disgusting things to me, stalked me, and made me feel violated and fearful. I am coming forward because he needs to be held accountable. I am blessed to have a loving husband and family behind me. I want other women to know that you can be heard, too, and together we can stop terrible things like this from happening.”

What’s wild is that her ex-husband John Odom went to bat for her and was livid when Governor Landry hired Corey Lewandowski.

“How do you go and hire the guy who did that to your donor? It’s ethically wrong, morally wrong and f—.ed up. I don’t know how else to put it.”

Did Trashelle care when Lewandowski was hired? Not so much.

She actually put out another statement fully supporting Landry’s decision and said that he shouldn’t return the donation money, claiming it was half hers anyway:

“Jeff Landry is not just my friend, but I believe he has been the strongest attorney general in America,” Trashelle Odom said in a text sent by a representative. “He has protected children and fought for our individual rights. Jeff truly has my full and complete support for governor.”

Please tell me why anyone would support a politician hiring their abuser? Methinks this is another reason why it’s a cult.

What’s even more wild is that she’s actually been photographed with #PuppyKiller Kristi Noem!

This is all so incestuous!

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The landlord of the property let Aimee Harris stay there for free while she was in the middle of a custody battle.

He asked her to begin paying rent after the it was over.

Ms. Harris didn’t pay, and wouldn’t leave.

The landlord described Aimee as a difficult tenant who frequently complained, and he took her to court to evict her for not paying rent.

He said that when the FBI agents came to question Aimee about stealing Ashley’s property, he told them, “Whatever she’s done, please get her out of my apartment.”

I’m sure all those MAGA who are yelling about squatting will be mad at this, right?

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