Speaking of funky things, let’s talk about this absurd circus with the Australian tax office documents. Not a single one of these so-called "findings" came from me or the tax office. Nope, not one.
The reality?
I had these documents because Ira Kleiman, bless his heart, presented them in court. You know, because we were in a legal brawl, and when you're in a case with someone, you get access to the material they provide to the court. Funny how that works, right?
The reality?
I had these documents because Ira Kleiman, bless his heart, presented them in court. You know, because we were in a legal brawl, and when you're in a case with someone, you get access to the material they provide to the court. Funny how that works, right?
But here's the kicker—they're trying to spin this tale that since I had the documents, they must have come from me. How’s that for logic?
I’m sitting there with material given to me by the opposing party, and somehow, they twist it into, “Oh, well, you must’ve been the source.” It's like being handed something in a courtroom and then being accused of stealing it.
But sure, let’s just ignore how basic legal procedures work and spin this nonsense.
I’m sitting there with material given to me by the opposing party, and somehow, they twist it into, “Oh, well, you must’ve been the source.” It's like being handed something in a courtroom and then being accused of stealing it.
But sure, let’s just ignore how basic legal procedures work and spin this nonsense.
It’s false, it’s ridiculous
Next, COPA, you already know this.
You had the chain of custody.
On top of it all, one of the few things that Madden actually did right was point out the metadata errors in the ATO documents—yeah, the ones that were fabricated.
He recognized it. Called it out.
The documents were a sham, plain and simple. Yet, despite that clear finding—despite the fact that it was established these documents were bogus—they were still used in the judgment against me.
Explain that one.
How do you take documents, proven to be fabricated, and build a case on them?
You had the chain of custody.
On top of it all, one of the few things that Madden actually did right was point out the metadata errors in the ATO documents—yeah, the ones that were fabricated.
He recognized it. Called it out.
The documents were a sham, plain and simple. Yet, despite that clear finding—despite the fact that it was established these documents were bogus—they were still used in the judgment against me.
Explain that one.
How do you take documents, proven to be fabricated, and build a case on them?
It's like playing poker with a stacked deck, and even when someone catches it, you still lose the hand. You have the proof right in front of you, but nobody seems to care.
They just move forward like it's all legit, like it didn’t matter that the documents were cooked. But sure, let's pretend this is all above board.
They just move forward like it's all legit, like it didn’t matter that the documents were cooked. But sure, let's pretend this is all above board.
Next, let’s talk about this so-called 2015 “leak” or doxing—everyone’s favorite scandal.
Turns out, from the documents I got (you know, the ones no one seems to want to acknowledge), that the guy who leaked the information to Gizmodo and Wired, who was feeding them everything, was none other than Ira Kleiman.
Yeah, him.
The guy running his mouth to the ATO, giving them false information, spinning tales like he was auditioning for some twisted reality show. And why? Because in his little fantasy world, he thought all of this would somehow make him rich.
Smart, right?
Turns out, from the documents I got (you know, the ones no one seems to want to acknowledge), that the guy who leaked the information to Gizmodo and Wired, who was feeding them everything, was none other than Ira Kleiman.
Yeah, him.
The guy running his mouth to the ATO, giving them false information, spinning tales like he was auditioning for some twisted reality show. And why? Because in his little fantasy world, he thought all of this would somehow make him rich.
Smart, right?
What kind of genius thinks he’s going to get rich by dragging out half-baked lies and spoon-feeding them to the gutter press?
This is a guy who thought he’d hit the jackpot by lighting the fuse and watching it all blow up. Meanwhile, he’s too dumb to realize he’s standing right next to the dynamite.
This is a guy who thought he’d hit the jackpot by lighting the fuse and watching it all blow up. Meanwhile, he’s too dumb to realize he’s standing right next to the dynamite.
Ira Kleiman, trying to play puppet master with a handful of bad info, thinking he’s going to ride off into the sunset with bags of cash. It’s almost funny. Except it’s not. It’s just sad. And dumb. Really dumb.
What’s even worse?
The guy’s too dumb to realize he was just a pawn in someone else’s game.
He was being played the whole time by the other side, including Mr. Maxwell, who he cozied up to like they were on the same team. Kleiman thought he was running the show, feeding out all this so-called intel, playing the big shot. But the reality? He was just the fool in the corner, getting strung along.
The guy’s too dumb to realize he was just a pawn in someone else’s game.
He was being played the whole time by the other side, including Mr. Maxwell, who he cozied up to like they were on the same team. Kleiman thought he was running the show, feeding out all this so-called intel, playing the big shot. But the reality? He was just the fool in the corner, getting strung along.
Maxwell and the rest of them were probably laughing behind his back, watching him spill his guts, thinking he had it all figured out.
He was so wrapped up in his little fantasy of striking it rich that he couldn’t see he was being used, manipulated like a clueless puppet. It's pathetic, really—thinking you’re the mastermind when, in fact, you're just the bait. But hey, that’s what happens when you’re blinded by greed and too stupid to know you're being played.
He was so wrapped up in his little fantasy of striking it rich that he couldn’t see he was being used, manipulated like a clueless puppet. It's pathetic, really—thinking you’re the mastermind when, in fact, you're just the bait. But hey, that’s what happens when you’re blinded by greed and too stupid to know you're being played.
Kleiman, in all his brilliance, thought that by causing the companies to face problems and be liquidated, the money would just magically flow to him.
Like he believed capitalization automatically turns into cold hard cash when a company’s bankrupt or in ruins. As if the wreckage of a company somehow fills your pockets instead of leaving you with a pile of debts and legal headaches.
He was out there, thinking that tanking everything would lead to his payday, too blind to see that bankruptcy doesn’t work like that—no gold at the end of that rainbow, just a bunch of worthless scraps. And that’s the level of understanding we’re dealing with.
Like he believed capitalization automatically turns into cold hard cash when a company’s bankrupt or in ruins. As if the wreckage of a company somehow fills your pockets instead of leaving you with a pile of debts and legal headaches.
He was out there, thinking that tanking everything would lead to his payday, too blind to see that bankruptcy doesn’t work like that—no gold at the end of that rainbow, just a bunch of worthless scraps. And that’s the level of understanding we’re dealing with.
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