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Some people asked me how I got COVID when I wear an FFP3 to teach.

So I thought I'd revisit "The Swiss Cheese Model" to explain. A🧵

As the diagram shows, it involves firing lasers at cheese.

The cheese blocks the beams. The more layers, the fewer lasers get through. Representation of the "Swiss Cheese Accident Model"
Incidentally, I was taught by Professor James Reason, the originator of the model, when I was an undergraduate.

Many years ago.

If someone is trying to prevent accidents, then a good principle is to use "Lasered Protections". Copy of "Human Error" by James Reason
Of course someone on YouTube has made a video of what happens when you repeatedly fire lasers at cheese.

You can use it to understand UK policy on COVID safety in schools and hospitals.

If I were a scaremonger, I might say "this is your brain after a COVID infection".

I'm not. Screengrab of YouTube video from the University of Stuttgart, which involves firing a laser beam at some cheese.
I did once work as a cheesemonger.

Sainsbury's deli - aged 16-19.

I wore a straw hat. It's when I first realised that perhaps the PPE that workplaces provide might not be appropriate.

We have good cheese in the UK. Stewart Lee "All the cheeses" T-shirt.
Sorry, "Layered Protections".

Respirator masks are brilliant. I've been teaching in them since 2021 and nothing has got through my mask at school.

My children wear them too.

But that's the only protection they get. We think COVID got around, rather than through their masks. Teacher wearing FFP3 mask.
Back to the lasers!

If you pause the video, it's possible to find the exact moment the cheese gets hit with the laser.

But that's not how the Swiss-Cheese-Model-of-Accidents-applied-to-COVID works.

Instead, play the video normally, and hit "screenshot". Screengrab of cheese being melted by a laser, clearly taken from YouTube.
1st exposure

Sick child in my class.

Ok, didn't get hit by the laser!

The COVID protection used worked to prevent infection.

Great news. Cheese melted by laser.
2nd exposure

Sick colleague.

Didn't get hit by the laser either!

These masks work really well!

Even when children use them. Cheese melted by laser.
3rd exposure

Sick child in a colleagues class, but I used the room after them. #CovidIsAirborne and you can catch it from someone who was in the room before you arrived.

The mask worked. Cheese melted by laser.
4th exposure.

This is not meant to be funny. I'm not doing call-backs or anything.

Sick child in my son's class.

His mask worked. Cheese melted by laser.
I'm just doing random screenshots. It took me about a minute to do all of them.

This is some cheese that's been melted by laser.

All the cheeses. Cheese being melted by laser.
5th exposure.

This was a close call. My son's friend came in with active Covid. My son had the presence of mind to lend him a mask.

2 less-than-perfect masks will stop COVID. Cheese melted by laser.
6th exposure

Me again. Another sick child in my class.

The mask worked. Again. Cheese melted by laser.
7th exposure.

Presymptomatic child in my son's class.

The parents have COVID. They sent the child in anyway.

The mask works. Cheese melted by laser.
If you are starting to see a problem with this model, we aren't done yet. Swiss cheese model
8th exposure.

My son's school. The child was sick, but "their attendance is already too low" and they are forced into school.

Still, the mask worked. Cheese melted by laser.
The next week, just due to chance, neither my sons nor I meet anyone with Covid.

Even though we are all in school.

This happens sometimes.

It's a school, not a COVID ward.

We are not constantly exposed.
Nth exposure.

Covid gets around, or through the mask.

Children can't control their environment in the same way adults can.

They've been keeping this up every day, for years.

We can't contain it at home and everyone gets sick. Cheese being hit by a laser beam.
The problem with schools and hospitals is that COVID policy is as silly as firing laser beams at cheese repeatedly.

There is no attempt to control infection.

In fact, the opposite is true. Infection is encouraged. Updated Swiss Cheese Model graphic
No single layer of cheese can cope with so many laser beams.

Obviously we need more cheese.

We should use all the cheeses.

But critically, we need fewer laser beams. Updated Swiss Cheese Accident Model.
The Swiss Cheese Model presumes that we are TRYING to prevent accidents (or COVID).

We are not.

It's all lasers and no cheese.
If there are fewer laser beams, it's possible for a single layer of cheese to keep you safe for a long, long time.

Maybe even for years.

We need to reduce the frequency with which children are exposed to Covid.

Stop firing so many laser beams at cheese. Image

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Oct 5
You can't tell from this video, but I had COVID when it was recorded.

I seem fine, but I'm not.

And if you knew what COVID can do to children's bodies, it would scare The Living Daylights out of you.

A thread on “asymptomatic transmission” for Global James Bond Day. #JamesBond
Covid is 007. If caught, the British government will deny all knowledge.

@007 #JamesBond #JamesBondDay
I teach. I could have been in school when this video was recorded.

I’m not Bond, but I have a Licence To Kill, because there is no school rule about isolating or masking if I suspect I have Covid.

I can spread it to many people

I didn't. My children were sick, so I tested. Positive COVID test.
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Sep 25
My children have a new Headteacher.

In attendance assembly today, he told the children that he has now had 8 Covid infections.

My children told me that he said this “rather gleefully”🧵1/4
My son said “I have never heard anyone mention “paracetamol” quite so many times in a short space of time.”

The new Headteacher said that he'd never had a day off, even when he had Covid, apart from when he was forced to isolate. 2/4
The new Headteacher said that, now there was no requirement to quarantine, he had not had a day off, even when he had Covid.

He used the phrase “no more quarantine” repeatedly. 3/4
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Sep 4
I teach. Part of my job is to prepare students for the world of work.

But my most successful students won't work in the way I do.

The world of work has changed since 2020, and it isn't going to change back.

A🧵on attendance, uniform, and working from home.

And ties. Teacher wearing FFP3 respirator mask. He is wearing a tie with a print called "Seaweed" by William Morris.
I don't do home or hybrid working. I'm in the minority compared with other people with a university education. For a few weeks in 2021 I worked from home.

It will be my LEAST successful students who are most likely to have to attend in-person work.
. forbes.com/uk/advisor/bus…
Table of data showing that 67% of UK workers with a degree are working from home, or hybrid working in 2023-4, compared with 32% of those without a degree.
There's been some fuss this week over attendance in schools! Unfortunately, this sort of document is not unusual. In fact it's very fashionable.

Much more fashionable than what I'm wearing.

In fact, many of my male colleagues have stopped wearing these.
Image
Man wearing FFP3 respirator mask and a tie.
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Aug 26
World Health Network has created a magazine for children and families.

Issue #2 is out now and we are looking for submissions from children and families for future issues.

You can submit via the WHN website.

Full🧵below.

whn.global/kidszone/
Cover of World Health Network "Kids' Zone" magazine, issue #2
I don't let my children use social media.

Occasionally I show them an article or thread, but X is not safe for children to use independently.

But like you, I rely on this place for information & support. My children could use a secure, curated space to find out about Covid,
and get support staying safe.

Children can use this resource independently, or with support from family.

Issue #1 is most appropriate for younger children. Issue #2 supports older children.
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Jul 18
This is the #TourdeFrance mask.

It wasn't close. There was a clear winner.

This🧵includes wildflowers.

#YallMasking #CovidIsNotOver
In an update of a thread I made last year, I took a selection of #FFP3 respirator masks out for a 30 mile cycle ride.

I'm going to tell you my favourite - I'm more scientific than @UKHSA and @LeTour

I've taught Sport & PE.

Sport = Good A selection of respirator masks used in this thread.
If you think cycling in a mask is performative, well "Heaven In A Wildflower" is my stage name, and I do performative masking.

Built To Last (Jeremy Fisher cover)

This is a good song about cycling.

Thank you for the musical recommendation! Keep them coming.

#CovidIsAirborne
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Jun 30
I'm playing several games here, but none of them are on the shelves behind me.

I'm playing a status game.

More importantly, I'm helping my children to play status games too.

It's one way we help them to keep masking. A🧵that might help you too.

#CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp Man wearing a Dräger respirator mask, rated FFP3 in the UK, in front of shelves filled with board games.
My children are lone-maskers in school. They could stop at any time, worn down by the pressure to conform.

There are several reasons they have lasted so long. One is their status.

I'm stealing ideas from "The Status Game" by @wstorr

My son has read it. I'm part-way through. Man wearing a Handanhy 9330 respirator mask, rated FFP3 in the UK, reading a copy of "The Status Game" by Will Storr
This is a "explain everything using 1 concept" book that reduces human social behaviour to a competition for status.

It's accessable and might help Coviding teenagers understand social pressures, though it's not about Covid.

I recommend everyone study some social psychology. Front cover of "The Status Game" by Will Storr
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