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Nov 10 10 tweets 4 min read Read on X
I fell into a democrat conspiracy rabbit hole about the election being stolen by Trump and Elon Musk last night.

I’ve had 0 sleep.

This is my story. 😳

A Thread 🧵
Kamala voters are now spreading conspiracy theories about the election being stolen by using Starlink to tally the votes

This is dangerous to our democracy? I think?
This tiktoker claims the voting systems were hacked.

There is apparently a lot of top secret intel coming down that might be pointing towards a Kamala win soon.

I didn’t want to believe it at first, but when I heard the source was TikTok, I knew it had a shot at being true.😳
I dug deeper to find out that the aforementioned source was a woke retard with a septum piercing.

I knew at this point the election might have been stolen.
This Kamala voter claims that Elon musk helped steal the election 👀
This guy says he read a thread about hackers and apparently… ah who am I kidding, I watched 15 seconds and knew the rest was gonna be retarded so I just stuck my watermark on it and ill enjoy it in full with you guys after this thread goes live 🍿
This one is audio only but it was still funny lol
Grandma’s new favorite conspiracy
At this point I knew I had to get out of here. I scrolled one more time and was met with this tiktoker claiming their vote wasn’t counted.

It was at this point I realized yall don’t deserve a vote anyway.

W rigged election W space man as far as I’m concerned.
If you’ve made it this far, thank you, and welcome to my nightmare.

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