Alright frens, now that Matt Gaetz is out of the running you’re going to hear a lot of takes on what happened and plenty of “keep your d*ck in your pants” lines too.
And while that’s always good advice, the story I’m about to share goes way beyond anything you could possibly imagine. So if you’re interested in the whole story, consolidated in one place, of what really happened with and to Gaetz, take a seat and let me tell you a story
Part I: The Tax Collector
This story begins in Fall 2019 in Florida, with this man: Joel Greenberg.
At the time Joel Greenberg was 2.5 years into his first term as the Tax Collector for Seminole County.
Greenberg is your classic rich kid who dinks through life lighting fires everyone else is forced to put out. Never landing hard bc daddy’s money always catches his fall. You know the type. We all do. And Joel approached his role as tax collector no different than any other.
By Fall 2019 Seminole County was awash with rumors about the federal investigation into Greenberg’s crypto scam with tax collector dollars.
These rumors inspired a local music teacher, Brian Beute, to throw his hat in the ring and challenge Greenberg in the Republican primary slated for the following year.
Despite the many advantages Greenberg held over Beute in the race (incumbency, wealth, name recognition, etc) Greenberg’s significant criminal activity as tax collector likely contributed to him becoming obsessed with destroying Beute, both publicly and privately.
So throughout late 2019 and into 2020 Greenberg rolled out a series of ever escalating smear tactics targeting Beute. They started rather typical, labeling Beute, who is from Michigan, as a carpetbagger.
But they grew increasingly viscous. He created fake Facebook profiles pretending to be Beute’s students, leaving comments on public posts trashing Beute as an awful teacher and a pervert.
Greenberg’s antics finally reached an apex when he mailed handwritten letters to the administrators at the school where Beute taught, accusing him of sexually assaulting his students.
Greenberg probably didn’t expect those letters to be taken so seriously or else he likely would’ve been a little more careful.
But alas he was not, and when the letters were turned over to the local sheriff’s office both his fingerprints and DNA were lifted from them and he was arrested on June 23, 2020 and charged by the DOJ with stalking.
At the time of his arrest, Greenberg’s phone was confiscated and searched. And… believe it or not, this is where his REAL legal troubles began.
On his cellphone (and later home computers) police found evidence of Greenberg committing damn near every crime in the book: embezzlement, drugs, prostitution, identify theft, wire fraud, crypto market manipulation…
but the silver tuna was a series of messages that occurred in the late Spring through early Fall of 2017 between Greenberg and a then 17 year old girl discussing, among other things, their many sexcapades around Florida and beyond.
Further investigation revealed that from December 2016 through 2018 Joel Greenberg was a customer on a “Sugar Daddy” website where he solicited various women for sex and escort services. This is where he met the aforementioned 17 year old.
All told, Mr. Greenberg spent over $70,000 on hookers he met on the Sugar Daddy website, much of which he paid for with his government issued AMEX card.
In August 2020 the DOJ charged Joel Greenberg with sex trafficking of a minor, identify theft and production of false identification documents, among other things.
Turns out, in Florida, the office of county tax collector doesn’t just collect taxes, they also issue driver’s licenses and state IDs.
And Mr. Greenberg had taken full advantage of this privilege during his time in office. Greenberg had not only created multiple false Florida ID cards for himself, he also created a fake ID for his underage lover after finding out that she had been lying to him about her age.
And this is where Matt Gaetz comes into the story.
From what I can gather, Gaetz and Greenberg became acquainted at some point in the first half of 2017. The first public record of them associating on a private level comes from a picture posted to X (then Twitter) on July 8, 2017 with none other than Roger Stone.
I think it’s safe to say that the two did become friends. How good a friends? That’s up for debate. But there was a relationship.
After getting arrested in June 2020, at some point Mr. Greenberg (lawyer’s?) approaches Bill Barr’s DOJ with a proposition: he claims he can provide evidence that a sitting Congressman (Gaetz) had engaged in sex acts with a minor.
Bill Barr’s DOJ then proceeds to open a secret investigation into these allegations, that remains a secret until it is leaked the next spring, on March 30, 2021 by The NY Times.
PART II: The Man In Iran
Faithful viewers of the Tucker Carlson were treated to a peak behind the DC curtain on a random Tuesday night in late March 2021.
Earlier that day The New York Times had released a bombshell story alleging that the DOJ had opened an official investigation into Gaetz over allegations he had engaged in sex with an underage girl.
Following Tucker’s opening monologue he introduced Matt Gaetz and gave him free rein to tell his side of the story. Anyone watching is unlikely to soon forget the absolute bizarre story that Gaetz proceeded to tell.
It involved a $25 million extortion threat against his father to help free an American hostage in Iran that would then be paid back with a presidential pardon for Gaetz on all these charges.
Gaetz demanded that the FBI release the tapes they had in their possession of the recordings made by his father in interviews with his extortionist. He didn’t hesitate for a second to name the alleged extortionist: David McGee.
Said he was a former prosecutor for the Northern District of Florida who now worked at the prestigious Biggs & Lane law firm in Pensacola.
He was resolute and unafraid when talking… and yet he sounded like an absolute lunatic. I know. I was watching live. And I wasn’t the only one.
Tucker was clearly extremely annoyed and unconvinced by the end… and yet 3.5 years later, I now know that everything he said was TRUE.
Bob Levinson was the man in Iran.
The official story about Bob Levinson is he was a retired FBI agent who was contracted by a semi-off the books CIA unit to run a covert-op in Iran.
He was kidnapped from Kish Island following a meeting with an American fugitive living in Iran that had been arranged by a former NBC producer named Ira Silverman.
(This thread is already long enough so I’m not going to speculate on what I think, but there’s plenty out there if you want to go chasing rabbits.)
So Levinson gets kidnapped in March 2007 and his disappearance was acknowledged by George Bush in June 2007 as “concerning.” But no one from the federal government will admit that Levinson was working for the CIA.
Unbeknownst to anyone at the time, from 2009-2011 the FBI was running its own covert operation to get their retired agent back and they had devised an ingenious plan to keep the whole thing off the books:
they contracted with a Russian billionaire, Oleg Deripaska, to pay for the rescue mission ($20 million in total) in exchange for a fast tracked green cards for Deripaska and his family.
Enter: David McGee. During his time at the DOJ McGee worked an organized crime task force. That’s how he knew Bob Levinson- who specialized in Russian money laundering. McGee became a liaison between the Levinson family and Deripaska.
(Now let me just stop right here and say this whole thing is NUTS and stinks to high heavens. To make matters worse, who was the FBI point man on the Deripaska deal? Andrew McCabe. Yep. That Andrew McCabe.) thehill.com/opinion/white-…
Anywho, the FBI team gets a couple proof of life videos and they have a soft arrangement in place when the Clinton State Department steps in and shuts the whole thing down. Something got them spooked. What that was has never been disclosed.
After 2011 Levinson is never heard from again. All along the Iranians deny any involvement in his disappearance (expected) so eventually the CIA gets desperate and a handful of classified documents confirming Levinson’s contract with the CIA are leaked to the AP in Dec 2013.
Still, the Iranians don’t budge. This was surprising because at this point they no longer have any reason to lie. The Americans weren’t lying anymore. Time to start negotiations. But nope. The news was greeted with radio silence.
Years go by and no more pictures or videos ever arrive. And then comes the Iranian Nuclear Deal of 2016.
Unbeknownst to most, the Obama team had negotiated the release of four Americans being held in Iran in exchange for the US dropping charges against seven Iranian nationals for sanctions violations. Bob Levinson was not one of those Americans.
The American Jewish community was furious. They already saw the Iranian deal as a stab in the back to Israel. But when word broke about the prisoner exchange and Bob Levinson wasn’t on the list, many took it as a deliberate betrayal of American Jews too.voanews.com/a/american-jew…
Flash forward some more, Trump takes office, cancels the Nuclear Deal; Christine Levinson sues Iran in US Courts and is awarded a $1.2 billion judgement in January 2020, and in March 2020 the US government declares Bob Levinson legally dead. Case closed, right?
Wrong.
At some point in Summer 2020 a former Air Force intelligence officer named Bob Kent claims to have received news from his “network in Iraq” alleging that Bob Levinson was still alive. Kent even claims he received pictures to prove it.
So Kent contacts David McGee who then tells Kent about the last privately funded search and rescue for Levinson and that’s when Kent hatches the plan to rope Don Gaetz into paying for this one.
Now I know what you’re all wondering: how did these men know about the Matt Gaetz investigation?
To my knowledge that has never been revealed. If I had to guess, I’d say someone in the DOJ or FBI leaked that info to McGee who then told Kent about it when he was contacted. But that’s still only have the answer.
(This is the part of the story where I start spiraling. I start wondering just how long this plan had been in the works. Nothing adds up. But for now, I’ll spare you my suspicions and stick to what I know.)
Part III: The Grand Plan
It was March 16, 2021 when Don Gaetz received the first text message from Bob Kent about his grand plan.
In exchange for Don fronting Mr. Kent’s rescue mission of Bob Levinson, unnamed agents with powerful contacts in the Biden administration would convince the president to give Don’s son Matt a full presidential pardon on his looming sex trafficking charges.
The price: 25 million dollars.
(I wish I had a picture of Don Gaetz’ face when he read that.)
Naturally Gaetz Sr. was incredulous. What in the world was this man talking about? Matt wasn’t facing any sex trafficking charges. Don called Matt who immediately told him to contact the local FBI office.
The FBI suggested that Don meet with David McGee wearing a wire and Don agreed. However, just before the meeting took place, Don requested a written acknowledgment from the FBI on the purpose of this investigation and meeting.
He was worried something he said could be used against Matt in the case they still didn’t know anything about. The FBI was reluctant at first but they eventually agreed.
The very next day The New York Times ran the leak on the DOJ’s case against Gaetz.
Going back and watching the Tucker/Gaetz interview again this week, everything he said finally made sense. The FBI had planned to use Don’s meeting with McGee against Matt.
The quasi-immunity demand from Don quashed that so they leaked the story to The NY Times and then buried the wire tapes.
McGee and Kent denied everything. They said there was no extortion. It was a simple proposition. They accused Matt of using this to distract from his charges.
A third man was eventually charged with wire fraud in relation to case. And then the FBI just drops it all and pretends like none of that happened.
But wait, there’s more! Because this story wasn’t already weird enough… here’s another twist:
So at the same time that Don Gaetz was getting those messages from Kent and McGee… Scott Adams, you know, the Dilbert guy, receives a message from an acquaintance of his, Jacob Novak, who works as the media director for the Israeli Consulate.
The first one arrives the Saturday before the story breaks:
The next two arrive on Wednesday the 31st after Gaetz went on Tucker and revealed David McGee’s name to the world.
To his credit, the whole thing was sketchy as hell to Scott Adams so he took it upon himself to release Novak’s messages. The Israeli Consulate immediately distanced themselves from Novak’s messages but he was not fired or disciplined.
Part IV: Wrap Up
Joel Greenberg plead guilty to sex trafficking, identity fraud, wire fraud and host of other charges in May 2021. He was sentenced to 11 years in prison, with 10 of those coming from the mandatory minimum imposed by the sex trafficking charge.
The DOJ did not close its case against Matt Gaetz until October 2022. They never publicly acknowledged why he was not charged although it becomes fairly obvious once you learn that Joel Greenberg had produced fake IDs for the underage girl in question.
How can you convict someone of statutory rape when this woman was using a real state of Florida driver’s license to present as being of age?
But of course, because it’s the swamp, that’s not where Matt’s troubles ended. The snakes in DC were going to milk that investigation for all its worth and when Gaetz went for McCarthy during the speaker fight, McCarthy and his allies plotted carefully to get their revenge.
We saw the culmination of that plotting on full display today. There are still lots of unanswered questions. Who is the “we” that Jacob Novak referenced in his texts to Scott Adams? Who leaked the info about the Gaetz case to Bob Kent?
Was Joel Greenberg running a honeypot scheme? If so, for who? Sure would be nice to get an Attorney General in office who actually gave a damn about answering any of those questions.
Thank you so much for taking the time to read the whole thread! I know it was long but there really wasn’t any way to shorten it.
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I apologize friends but I need to add some clarification: Joel Greenberg did not make “fake IDs” in the classic sense.
Joel Greenberg stole the identities of REAL Floridians and then used his access to the DAVID system to alter addresses/DOB. See Count Nine of plea for details
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Sighhh… I regret to inform you my friends that Arizona is at it again. At this point Arizona’s election shenanigans could become a third pillar in Ben Franklin’s axis of certainties in life.
We’re 5 days out from Election Day and while yes, they are making progress, with an estimated 87.41% of the votes counted, the number of irregularities being reported in the count is growing by the minute.
The math ain’t mathin’ folks. Pull up a chair and let me show you what I’ve found:
First things first: how the count works in Arizona. First off votes fall into one of the following categories:
Early vote/early drop off (voters request an early ballot and return it to a drop off location *before* Election Day)
Early vote/Election Day drop off (voters request an early ballot and return it to polling place *on* Election Day)
Election Day vote (i.e. normal voting)
Provisional ballots (there was a hiccup in the system on Election Day identifying the voter and/or confirming their eligibility at the polling place so their ballot is placed in provisional status until it can be verified)
Arizona uses a “First In First Out” system to count. First ballots returned are the first ballots counted. Every early ballot must be signature verified before being considered “ready for tabulation.”
However, and here’s where the waters get muddied, all the “early vote ballots” whether they were returned before Election Day or on Election Day get lumped together when reported on the Ballot Progress page.
“We must always defend the only Democracy in the Middle East”
This is Entisar Hijaze, she’s a 23 year old teacher from Nazareth.
Late last night Entisar’s home was raided and she was blindfolded, handcuffed and arrested for the grave crime of sharing a TikTok memory.
I’m not kidding. Entisar was arrested and is being held in prison for at least 3 days bc she shared a memory on TikTok yesterday from 1 year ago.
According to National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir this video is evidence of Entisar “celebrating Hamas’ attack”
According to the asshats who run our govt, democracy is when fat elected slobs like Ben-Gvir take innocent songs like Charlie Puth’s “Betty Boop,” rename it to lie about the lyrics and then order his private army of goons to conduct midnight raids on the homes of school teachers bc they use that song in one of their TikTok videos.
Remember that time Ghislaine Maxwell was convicted of sex trafficking children to… no one? That was crazy, huh? Well the case of Ozzie Myers is kinda like that except with election fraud.
Settle in friends and let me tell you a story about how a former congressman turned felon turned political consultant was caught and convicted of rigging the Democrat primary in 3 consecutive cycles and yet not a single one of his clients has ever been named or exposed… until now.
Michael Joseph Myers, aka Michael Ozzie Myers, is somewhat of a prodigal son of South Philadelphia. Nominated by the Dem Party of PA to fill the vacancy in PA’s congressional delegation that opened on the death of Bill Barrett in 1976
Ozzie was ousted from Congress just 4 years later after getting caught on camera accepting a $50,000 bribe from an undercover FBI informant in what later became known as the ABSCAM scandal.
Seeing lots of talk about Mike Johnson accepting $95,000 from AIPAC prior to his push for the Israel military aid bill.
And while yes it’s true that he took that money, I can assure you that the $500,000 his JFC accepted from rabid Zionist Keith Rabois and the $677,000 it accepted from dispensationalist Tim Dunn played a much greater role in his decision making than that paltry $95k from AIPAC.
After all, how else would Johnson pay his $300,000-$525,000/month “travel” expenses?
Certain expenses yes, but that’s only if you want to fly coach with the rubes.
Now that Mike is Speaker of the House, he’s taking private jets 💅
Remember that time 5 vehicles rented by the Biden family over Thanksgiving weekend burst into flames just hours after the Secret Service returned them to Hertz and the entire mainstream media treated folks who found this wildly suspicious as “conspiracy theorists”?
And then like 3 days later the entire incident was memory holed?
Doesn’t surprise me at all. They shut it down REAL quick.
They said it was a faulty battery in the Ford Expedition that was under recall from May, 2022.
Obviously there’s a couple things wrong with this excuse:
1. It’s illegal to rent out cars subject to recalls. The idea that Hertz would rent a vehicle under recall out to the President of the United States is even more absurd.
2. All 5 of the Secret Service vehicles were destroyed but not any other ones on the lot.
3. The CCTV footage of the lot, which is what alerted security to the fires to begin with, subsequently went “missing.”
Have you ever wondered what becomes of socially awkward politicians with no marketable skills, aside from crying on cue, when they are gerrymandered out of public office?
Better yet, do you ever wonder what happens to all the leftover campaign $$ they bilked out of pussy-hat wearing cat ladies in the name of saving our Democracy™?
If the answer is yes, this one’s for you!
Prior to finding fame in the J6 fallout, the most remarkable thing about Mr. Kinzinger was just how unremarkable his congressional career had been.
Despite representing the reddest district in IL Kinzinger prided himself on being a bipartisan stooge at every turn.
He co-authored a few pieces of legislation, notably the 2016 Countering Foreign Propaganda and Disinformation Act, aimed at “stoping Russian interference into our elections” but that’s about it.