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Nov 25, 2024 24 tweets 3 min read Read on X
🧵We can eliminate more than $2 trillion of waste in Washington in 22 easy steps.
 
Here is how @elonmusk, @VivekGRamaswamy, and @DOGE can begin to trim the fat and #makeemsqueal. 👇
1. Ghost Workers 👻
 
We are spending $15.7 billion a year on underutilized buildings.

Many are vacant!

Bureaucrats refuse to show up to work, so why are we paying for empty buildings?
2. Audit the IRS
 
Hundreds of IRS agents owe millions in back taxes.

150,000 federal employees owe $1.5 billion in back taxes government-wide.

After we are done, these numbers need to be zero.
3. Undo Biden's Billion-Dollar Boondoggles
 
Biden has spent $7.5 billion to build 17 EV charging stations and $42 billion to expand rural broadband but has connected zero people to the internet.

Pulling the plug on these programs will be the only efficient part about them.
4. Cancel the Crazy California Gravy Trains 🚂
 
Three trains in California are costing taxpayers $144 billion to build.

Let's put a stop to these train wrecks.
5. Stop Christmas in September 🎅

From $4.6 million for lobster tail to $2.1 million for games, the ridiculous "use it or lose it" model encourages wild spending by federal agencies before the end of fiscal year.

@DOGE needs to be the Grinch and save taxpayers $53 billion.
6. End Welfare for Politicians
 
The Presidential Election Campaign Fund uses tax dollars to fund the candidacy of longshot and fringe candidates running for the White House.

Tax dollars shouldn’t be financing the failed ambitions of politicians – let's save $16.6 million.
7. Bad Pennies

Currently, the federal government is paying 3 cents to produce a penny and 11 cents to make a nickel.

That makes no sense!

Only Washington could lose money making money.

Changing the composition of coins would save $50 million a year.
8. Trillion Dollar Secret Slush Funds
 
Washington is hiding $1.6 trillion in unobligated funds, including billions from COVID.
 
We should not be hording money for secret pet projects when we are $36 trillion in debt.
9. Bogus Bonuses 🚀🛰️

The federal government spends hundreds of millions of dollars giving bureaucrats and contractors unearned bonuses for work that often never took place, including more than $500 million at @NASA.

Time to end this moondoggle.
10. Silly Science  

🦐How fast does a shrimp run on a treadmill?

🐼How fast does a panda poop?

🚽Which tastes better - toilet water or bottled water?

🐘Can elephants solve puzzles?

These are just a few of the bizarre studies funded using hundreds of millions in tax dollars.
11. Unemployment for Millionaires

Nearly 15,000 Americans earning a million dollars in income collected $213 million in unemployment last year.

The million-dollar question - why are hardworking folks paying for this?
12. Government Swag
 
Federal agencies collectively spend $1.5 billion every year on public relations including snuggies, mascots, key chains, and coloring books.

Let's bag the swag.
13. Head in the Clouds ☁️💻
 
Consolidating federal agencies’ cloud computing software licenses would save $750 million a year.
14. China's Mad Scientists 🧑‍🔬

My investigations uncovered that Dr. Fauci and others have sent millions to shady Chinese labs for sketchy experiments.

The worst part is that a lack of transparency means we don't even know how many millions are being spent or for what.
15. UN Overpayments
 
The USA pays higher dues to the UN than any other country, and sends $15 billion more voluntarily, despite UN employees participating in terrorist attacks and encouraging illegal immigration to the USA.

Why are tax dollars undermining our national security?
16. Defenseless Spending

The Pentagon wastes $125 billion on bloated bureaucracy and has never passed an audit.

Let's declare war on wasteful spending.
17. Unhealthy Benefits

The Federal Employees Health Benefits program wastes $1 billion annually paying for ineligible individuals.
18. Paid Not to Work
 
Federal employees with no work assignments admit to napping, playing dominoes, and chess on the clock.
 
Simply enacting a law passed by Congress would save $31 million a year.
19. Stop Giving Away the Farm 🚜

@USDA spends millions to support pet projects like teaching pigs to play video games, subsidizing cricket farms, and other nonsense that does nothing to support our farmers.
20. Snap Back Payments 🫰

Bureaucratic blunders result in $10 billion ineligible SNAP payments a year.

With the snap of a finger, we could fix this.
21. Reducing Duplication
 
Efficient and government rarely go with each other but implementing hundreds of recommendations from Congress' nonpartisan watchdog @USGAO would increase efficiency and save $200 billion a year.
22. Common Sense
 
For every $1 billion spent by Washington, $102 million is waste.

Implementing basic management principles would have saved taxpayers $688.5 billion last year.
This is just a $2 trillion start.

@elonmusk, @VivekGRamaswamy, and @DOGE and I will be hard at work putting waste on the chopping block and carving up Washington’s bloated budget. #MakeEmSqueal

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More from @SenJoniErnst

Apr 16
🧵While you are forced to pay taxes on every dollar earned under the threat of an audit, IRS agents have been living by a different set of rules and stockpiling weapons for unknown reasons.
 
I am holding these tax collectors accountable and auditing the auditors!👇
An audit I requested revealed that more than 5,800 IRS and contractor employees owed nearly $50 million in overdue taxes.
 
In November 2024, the IRS admitted that 2,044 employees still had tax balances totaling more than $12 million.
Despite the IRS having the authority to fire employees who willfully fail to pay taxes, just 20 of the agency’s tax cheats were terminated while 85 former employees with tax issues were REHIRED!
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Apr 10
🧵In just one year, federal employees spent 2.6 million hours (296 years) negotiating higher salaries, cushy perks, and remote work for themselves when they were on the clock.
 
It cost taxpayers $160 million. Then Biden hid the cost.

I am putting a stop to this nonsense.👇
Transparency is the first step in ending the insane practice of taxpayer-funded union time.
 
Biden kept taxpayers in the dark, telling agencies to stop sharing the data and costs.
Last year, I demanded that 24 federal agencies turn over data revealing the true cost of union time on the taxpayers’ dime.
 
So far, three federal agencies have opened their books. @NASA, @DoD_DHA, and @NRCgov.
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Feb 27
🧵What’s the Senate DOGE Caucus been up to?

Working alongside @DOGE to root out waste, fraud, and abuse and ensure government is working for Americans!

We have hit the ground running 👇
Flag on the play!

🏈 @SenatorLankford is playing ref and calling out the federal government’s fumbles!

lankford.senate.gov/news/press-rel…
🔪@MarshaBlackburn is prioritizing making government more efficient by slashing wasteful spending.

Learn more here👇
blackburn.senate.gov/2025/2/issues/…
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Feb 3
🧵From funneling tax dollars to risky research in Wuhan to sending Ukrainians to Paris Fashion Week, USAID is one of the worst offenders of waste in Washington… all around the world. 🌎

This is why @POTUS, @DOGE, and @elonmusk are ending the nonsense. 👇
Despite the fact that Moroccans have been making pottery for thousands of years, USAID spent more than $2 million for Moroccan pottery classes and promotion.

The idea clearly wasn't fully formed, because the translator they hired didn't even speak English.
USAID spends money like it’s going out of fashion, literally. 

Trade assistance to Ukraine paid for models and designers to take trips to New York City, London Fashion Week, Paris Fashion Week, and South by Southwest in Austin.
Read 10 tweets
Jan 17
🧵Washington's end of year use-it-or-lose-it approach encourages waste by binge-buying bureaucrats.

In Sept 2024, the Pentagon went on its largest spending spree since 2008 (reminder: in ‘08 America was fighting 2 wars).

What did they spend tax dollars on?

Glad you asked.👇 Image
Who needs a 5-star restaurant when you can dine at Bistro Le Taxpayer @DeptofDefense.

In September alone, it spent $6.1 million on lobster tail, $16.6 million on ribeye steak, $6.4 million on salmon, and $407,000 on Alaskan king crab!
Fear not, fine dining is not limited to the main course.

$117,787 was spent to deliver hot fresh donuts and another $113,230 was used to order ice cream 79 different times!
Read 7 tweets
Dec 5, 2024
🧵After nearly two years of investigating telework abuse, I unveiled my report showing how broken the bureaucracy in DC is.

Here is my plan to work with @elonmusk, @VivekGRamaswamy, and the Trump admin to get the federal workforce working for the people and save tax dollars.👇 Image
First, just how prevalent is telework in Washington?

❗️90% of bureaucrats telework
❗️6% of bureaucrats show up 5 days a week
❗️Nearly 33% of employees are entirely remote
 
Why is this a problem?
Well, these individuals have been caught doing just about everything during the workday except working.
 
My investigations have exposed bureaucrats playing golf, sitting in jail, relaxing in a bubble bath, and taking extended beach vacations.
 
All while on the clock. Image
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