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🧵We can eliminate more than $2 trillion of waste in Washington in 22 easy steps.
 
Here is how @elonmusk, @VivekGRamaswamy, and @DOGE can begin to trim the fat and #makeemsqueal. 👇
1. Ghost Workers 👻
 
We are spending $15.7 billion a year on underutilized buildings.

Many are vacant!

Bureaucrats refuse to show up to work, so why are we paying for empty buildings?
2. Audit the IRS
 
Hundreds of IRS agents owe millions in back taxes.

150,000 federal employees owe $1.5 billion in back taxes government-wide.

After we are done, these numbers need to be zero.
3. Undo Biden's Billion-Dollar Boondoggles
 
Biden has spent $7.5 billion to build 17 EV charging stations and $42 billion to expand rural broadband but has connected zero people to the internet.

Pulling the plug on these programs will be the only efficient part about them.
4. Cancel the Crazy California Gravy Trains 🚂
 
Three trains in California are costing taxpayers $144 billion to build.

Let's put a stop to these train wrecks.
5. Stop Christmas in September 🎅

From $4.6 million for lobster tail to $2.1 million for games, the ridiculous "use it or lose it" model encourages wild spending by federal agencies before the end of fiscal year.

@DOGE needs to be the Grinch and save taxpayers $53 billion.
6. End Welfare for Politicians
 
The Presidential Election Campaign Fund uses tax dollars to fund the candidacy of longshot and fringe candidates running for the White House.

Tax dollars shouldn’t be financing the failed ambitions of politicians – let's save $16.6 million.
7. Bad Pennies

Currently, the federal government is paying 3 cents to produce a penny and 11 cents to make a nickel.

That makes no sense!

Only Washington could lose money making money.

Changing the composition of coins would save $50 million a year.
8. Trillion Dollar Secret Slush Funds
 
Washington is hiding $1.6 trillion in unobligated funds, including billions from COVID.
 
We should not be hording money for secret pet projects when we are $36 trillion in debt.
9. Bogus Bonuses 🚀🛰️

The federal government spends hundreds of millions of dollars giving bureaucrats and contractors unearned bonuses for work that often never took place, including more than $500 million at @NASA.

Time to end this moondoggle.
10. Silly Science  

🦐How fast does a shrimp run on a treadmill?

🐼How fast does a panda poop?

🚽Which tastes better - toilet water or bottled water?

🐘Can elephants solve puzzles?

These are just a few of the bizarre studies funded using hundreds of millions in tax dollars.
11. Unemployment for Millionaires

Nearly 15,000 Americans earning a million dollars in income collected $213 million in unemployment last year.

The million-dollar question - why are hardworking folks paying for this?
12. Government Swag
 
Federal agencies collectively spend $1.5 billion every year on public relations including snuggies, mascots, key chains, and coloring books.

Let's bag the swag.
13. Head in the Clouds ☁️💻
 
Consolidating federal agencies’ cloud computing software licenses would save $750 million a year.
14. China's Mad Scientists 🧑‍🔬

My investigations uncovered that Dr. Fauci and others have sent millions to shady Chinese labs for sketchy experiments.

The worst part is that a lack of transparency means we don't even know how many millions are being spent or for what.
15. UN Overpayments
 
The USA pays higher dues to the UN than any other country, and sends $15 billion more voluntarily, despite UN employees participating in terrorist attacks and encouraging illegal immigration to the USA.

Why are tax dollars undermining our national security?
16. Defenseless Spending

The Pentagon wastes $125 billion on bloated bureaucracy and has never passed an audit.

Let's declare war on wasteful spending.
17. Unhealthy Benefits

The Federal Employees Health Benefits program wastes $1 billion annually paying for ineligible individuals.
18. Paid Not to Work
 
Federal employees with no work assignments admit to napping, playing dominoes, and chess on the clock.
 
Simply enacting a law passed by Congress would save $31 million a year.
19. Stop Giving Away the Farm 🚜

@USDA spends millions to support pet projects like teaching pigs to play video games, subsidizing cricket farms, and other nonsense that does nothing to support our farmers.
20. Snap Back Payments 🫰

Bureaucratic blunders result in $10 billion ineligible SNAP payments a year.

With the snap of a finger, we could fix this.
21. Reducing Duplication
 
Efficient and government rarely go with each other but implementing hundreds of recommendations from Congress' nonpartisan watchdog @USGAO would increase efficiency and save $200 billion a year.
22. Common Sense
 
For every $1 billion spent by Washington, $102 million is waste.

Implementing basic management principles would have saved taxpayers $688.5 billion last year.
This is just a $2 trillion start.

@elonmusk, @VivekGRamaswamy, and @DOGE and I will be hard at work putting waste on the chopping block and carving up Washington’s bloated budget. #MakeEmSqueal

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More from @SenJoniErnst

Nov 23
🧵😸Happy Caturday!
 
What is Caturday?

A pawesome time to examine how, just like cats, waste in Washington has nine lives.

Here are nine examples of wasteful spending by the federal government studying our feline friends that are purrfect for @DOGE to cut. Image
Starting off we have the $6.8 million question:
 
What food, toys, scents, and humans do cats enjoy the most?

Good news: they like tuna, catnip, playing with humans, and moving toys.

Bad news: we aren't within a whisker of all the waste.
You can't forget about the $178,000 "catwalk" study.
 
@NIH put 10 cats on a catwalk and another on a treadmill to study how they balance.
 
Why tax dollars were spent on this is purrplexing.
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Jul 29
🚨The spirit of 1776 is still alive and well with a tax revolt happening right now at the most unlikely of places in Washington, the IRS.

My audit of the IRS reveals more than 5,800 IRS and contractor employees owe nearly $50 million in overdue taxes.

And it only gets worse...
While the IRS warns tax evasion is a serious crime punishable by imprisonment, fines, and civil penalties, and even though the IRS has the authority to fire these tax cheats - just 20 of the 5,800 IRS tax evaders were fired.
My audit also found 282 employees rehired by the IRS were known to have multiple conduct issues including criminal and sexual misconduct and tax evasion.
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