Thread by @goddeketal

Over the past four years, presstitutes have come up with many reasons for the rise in heart damage (e.g. showering). However, none blamed it on the experimental gene therapy administered to billions around the globe.

Let me walk you through my TOP 22 reasons in this THREAD. 🧵

#1 The weather: Both summer and winter temperatures, according to mainstream journalists, are to blame for the increased number of heart diseases and blood clots. It seems we're just in for a heart-stopping season no matter the weather! 🤡🌎

#2 Artificial sweeteners: According to a study, artificial sweeteners are responsible for an increased risk of heart attacks. Guess that's just another "bitter" finding in the world of "sweet" science! 🤡🌎

#3 Climate change: Babies' hearts are not damaged by the v4xx, but by climate change, another study claims. 🤡🌍

#4 Gardening: Nothing is better for the immune system than 'eating dirt'. And now suddenly, exposure to soil is supposed to increase the risk of killer heart disease? Whoever believes that probably also believes that the gene therapy is safe and effective. 🤡🌏

#5 Exercising: A study found that exercising can double the risk of heart disease for white man. 🤡🌍

#6 Being too happy: Got a heart attack after receiving the clot shot? Maybe you were just too happy. (By the way; which lunatic scientists even test and confirm such crazy hypotheses?)🤡🌍

#7 Eating eggs: Eggs are among the healthiest foods one can eat. Perhaps that's why there's an attempt to convince us otherwise. This is junk science! 🤡🌍

#8 Lack of Masking: CBS News's medical 'expert', @celinegounder (she/her 🇺🇦) suggests a lack of masks and missed vaccines caused heart attacks in youth. Yeah right... 🤡🌎

#9 Falling asleep with the TV on: 100% of this study's participants were probably double-jabbed and boosted. 🤡🌎

#10 Shaking the duvet: The next time you shake out your duvet, be aware that you're putting yourself in mortal danger. 🤡🌎

#11 Giving birth in early 20s: Caution to biological women in their early 20s: think twice, even thrice, before choosing to get pregnant early. According to the eugenicists aiming to depopulate the earth, having babies at a young age is life-threatening. 🤡🌎

#12 Mental illness: Supposedly, not only do happy people have an increased risk of getting a heart attack, but also those who are chronically sad. So, which is it? 🤡🌎

#13 Taking a shit: Monitor how often you take a dumb each day, as it could impact your cardiac health. 🤡🌎

#14 Weekend-lie ins: Sleeping in on the weekend is supposedly the ultimate heart-killer. Since waking up early is considered racist, it's quite challenging to make the right choice these days. 🤡🌎

#15 Being sarcastic: Oh, great! Now even sarcasm gives you a heart attack? Well, that's just the "heartfelt" news I was waiting for. 🤡🌎

#16 Living in rural areas: Regarding this study, living in rural areas will increase the chance getting a heart attack. Probably too much gardening and consumption of organic chicken eggs. 🤡🌎

#17 Keto Diet: Scientists be like "eat more carbs and sugars". This research is for the special waste. 🤡🌎

#18: Young people doing sports: Apparently, practicing sports is risky these days... 🤡🌎

#19: Gaming: ...so is playing video games. 🤡🌎

#20: But fortunately, fact checkers assured us that heart attacks in children have many causes, but definitely not the experimental gene therapy. PHEW! Dodged a bullet! 🤡🌎

#21 Loud music at weddings, guys! 🤡🌎

#22 Last but not least, going to bed at certain times can raise your risk of heart attack. 🤡🌎

#23 The mainstream media come up with countless excuses for why hundreds of athletes collapse on live camera and why cardiovascular diseases are rising—while ignoring the elephant in the room.

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