Just finished reading "Letters from Mesopotamia", here are some thousands of years old letters preserved in cuneiform. 1. "Mom buy me this" - Iddin-Sin to his mother
2. "Dad buy me this" - Adad-abum to his father.
3. "take my wife"
If you didn't pay your debts your family members can be confiscated.
4." to encourage the others" - letter from a military commander to the king of Mari.
5. Logistic letter requesting 10 boats of 300 kor to send 3000 kor to the kingdom of Mari.
Since a kor equals 300 liters, the capacity of each of these middle bronze age ships is 100 tons.
7. Report of an investigation of a brutal murder in the kingdom of Mari.
8. Letter about a really fun military campaign, everybody was having a blast.
9. So we caught a lion
10. Letter from the king of Babylon to the king of Egypt in which the Babylonian king discovers Egypt is far away.
11. Several letters from the king of Cyprus (Alashiya) to the king of Egypt about the ongoing plague in Cyprus.
"even in my family, there was a child of my wife's who died"
12. Letter from a governor in the Levant sucking up to the king of Egypt.
"I was extremely glad when the fragrance of the king wafted towards me and there was a festival every day because I was so glad"
13. Letter to the Neo-Assyrian king, the people you appointed are drunkards.
14. Letter from the daughter of the king of Assyria to the daughter-in-law of the king, reassuring her that she is of lower status.
15. Letter describing a religious ritual between the gods in the city of Calah.
16. Neo-Assyrian letter describing an Arab raid on the desert Caravans, one of the earliest attestations of the Arabs.
17. Backroom politics between the neo-Assyrian king and his governor.
You sent troops to confiscate lapis lazuli from the people and I will pretend to be angry about it.
18. Bayblonain letter from a sister to her brother.
19. Bayblonain letter from a brother to his sister.
20. letter from the Hittite king about how murder cases are handled.
21. Letter between Anatolian merchants, admonishing not to send merchandise to those who are permanently unavailable.
Germans accounted for 19% of the ministers in the Russian Empire, despite being around 1% of the empire's population.
Most of these Germans were 'Baltic Germans' incorporated into the empire during the conquests of the Great Northern War (1720). Only 80 years later, we already see that Germans have risen into positions of high prominence in the Committee of Ministers of Alexander I.
Detailed origin of ministers.
The other non-foreign non-Baltic German ministers are probably Volga Germans brought in by Catherine the Great.
"The six ministers of German descent were either two or three generations removed from their families' immigration to the Russian Empire."
"If Russian nationalists impugned the loyalty of the German bureaucrats, the tsars themselves never did so, always stressing the faithfulness of their high German servants. 'The Russian Nobles serve the State, the German ones serve us,' declared Nicholas I."
Linear B tablets mention Women taken as war captives from Anatolia, showing Mycenaean Greeks were raiding the region of Troy.
"These descriptions often use the word lawiaiai, ‘captives’, which is the same word used by Homer to describe women seized by Achilles."
Note that the Iliad begins with Achilles' rage about Agamemnon not handing him a captive woman (Briseis).
The Mycenaeans were very familiar with the coasts of West Asia, and many places there are referenced in Linear B tablets.
Greco-Roman writers were the first to use coordinates of latitude and longitude to map places, and the first to lay down geometrical treaties specifying how to project regions onto maps.
This transformed Geography from a mere itinerary, schematically displaying places, into a real science based on mathematical principles.
Ptolemy's Geography, written around 150 AD, gives the coordinates of 8,000 different places, on top of being a monumental achievement in pre-modern mapping, when these coordinates are compared to modern Greenwich coordinates, a tight correlation is seen (0.98) between the numbers, indicating a remarkable degree of accuracy.
This map displays the degree of deviation between Ptolemy's coordinates to the actual position of locations.
We can see that the furthest places from the centers of the Roman world are mapped less accurately.
Jokes from the "Philogelos", the oldest surviving joke book (dated 4th century AD).🧵
208. Someone asks a cowardly boxer, ‘Whom do you have a fight with today?’ With a polite gesture in the direction of his opponent, he answers, ‘With that dear sweet gentleman over there.’
203. A fellow approaches a stupid prophet and asks if his enemy will come to town. The prophet responds that he’s not coming. But when the fellow learns a few days later that his enemy is actually in town now, the prophet remarks, ‘Yeah, the guy’s outrageous, isn’t he?’
A Frankish Odyssey.
Around 279, Emperor Probus defeated the Germanic people in a series of wars. As part of the peace agreement, Germanic groups were resettled throughout the empire. This included a group of Franks who were resettled in the region of Pontus on the coast of the black sea, but almost as soon as they were settled, the Franks rebelled.
Taking control of a fleet stationed in an Euxine harbor, they sailed out of the black sea into the Mediterranean, pillaging their way through Anatolia, Greece, and North Africa. They ravaged the famous city of Syracuse in Sicily and tried to take Carthage, but were repulsed. Eventually, they reached and passed the Pillars of Heracles into the Atlantic Ocean.
From there, they coasted from Hispania to Gaul, passing the British Channel until they returned to the shores of their home.
Here's Edward Gibbon's description of the odyssey from his history:
"Of all the barbarians who abandoned their new settlements, and disturbed the public tranquillity, a very small number returned to their own country....The successful rashness of a party of Franks was attended, however, with such memorable consequences"
The historian Zosimus mentions that the Franks "returned home without any great loss."
The share of rulers whose birth year is known can be used as a measure of the quality of recordkeeping in a given society at a particular time.
When the elite bureaucracy that produces and maintains historical records is poor, we get the names of rulers but not accurate numerical information, such as the year of their birth.
Statistical evidence for the previous statement can be seen in the fact that medieval European regions with a greater share of rulers with a known birth year have a higher per capita production of manuscripts and higher rates of numeracy among the elite( by looking at the degree of age heaping in their recorded ages).
Now, keeping all this in mind, let us look at the quality of recordkeeping since the start of the Roman Republic. 🧵
Rulers in the time of the Roman Republic were the consuls. Due to various historical reasons, we have data on all Roman consuls, 737 people, serving between 509 BC - 31 BC.
The % of whose birth year is known by century can be extracted from the digital prospography of Rome.
We can see that record-keeping before 300 BC in the Roman Republic was extremely poor. This is something that is often attributed to the Celtic siege of Rome, 380 BC, but probably has more to do with low rates of literacy in Italic languages at the time.