🇨🇦’s a special place. Regardless of race, creed, or nationality—the country will accept you with open arms… to wash your money.

🇨🇦 doesn’t just have a money laundering problem. It’s THE global money laundering hub, leveraging its innocent reputation.

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2/ a lot of people heard about TD’s epic money laundering problem, and the resulting US$3b fine for washing cartel cash.

Few people in 🇨🇦 realize TD & RBC had freakishly similar allegations here, but the case was botched and fell apart.

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3/ In 🇨🇦, folks complain 🇺🇸 appointing @TulsiGabbard to direct national intelligence is reckless.

Few in 🇨🇦 know its own intel equivalent was arrested for leaking Five Eyes intel to launderers.

His case referenced a lot of terror cash at 🇨🇦’s banks.

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4/ police recommended 7 charges in BC’s largest money laundering case ever. Prosecution decided no charges.

B.C. premier Eby unsuccessfully requested charges again, before asking the Fed for new laws. They ignored him. Image
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5/ the alleged launderer in BC’s case is really lucky. After becoming the poster boy at laundering inquiry, he was shot in a failed assassination attempt while having dinner w/a friend.

His friend, previous champ of largest laundering investigation which fell apart, died. Image
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6/ Asia’s El Chapo was a resident of the Toronto suburb of Markham. One 🇺🇸 official who contributed to his arrest is @dasher8090, who previously led an anti-fentanyl task force.

Asher says that’s not a coincidence. Toronto is the command & control center.

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7/ the Black Axe CULT runs the global stolen car trade, but transports anything.

Intel told 🇨🇦 they’re in TO, exploiting immigration & laundering w/houses & casinos. 🇨🇦 sprung into action!

jk. immigration minister accidentally makes an announcement at their club house.
8/ Most people have never seen this photo of 🇨🇦’s PM making dumplings at a cash for access fundraiser.

I can’t remember why New Zealand froze millions of his assets 4 months later. Image
9/ 🇺🇸 asked 🇨🇦 to investigate money laundering allegations of a firm in Montréal.

You’ll never know what happened because 🇨🇦 doesn’t want you to know—it’s a secret what’s happening in the country. Just shut up and lay your taxes.

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10/ 🇺🇸 also asked 🇨🇦 to check out a guy in Mississauga.

Whoops! He was laundering cash f km North Korean cyber heists. Whoops! Our bad.

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11/ A family moved to 🇨🇦, moved $167m through banks, and bought $32 million in property.

A subsidiary of a Swiss bank asked the government to what the f*ck is happening here?

Eby asked 🇨🇦 about it. 🇨🇦 seals the deportation file showing they were wanted by Interpol. 🤪
12/ bet you didn’t hear about 🇨🇦’s banks opening bank accounts to hide the sender of money?

It came to light in court when one bank fired an employee, who fired back that the bank “encouraged the practice.”

So awkward.

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11/ 🇺🇸 alleges a group washes Iran’s cash. 🇨🇦 disputing extradition.

A former RCMP super’s take:

“It appears they’re operating with virtual impunity right now…There doesn’t seem to be a concentrated enforcement action of any kind in this country.”

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12/ with all of these money laundering problems, one would think 🇨🇦 would take it seriously & appoint a top expert to its AML force!

Nope. In 2020 🇨🇦 appointed the person who led the redesign of its web services in charge. FINTRACs filing system has since had terrible uptime. 🤷‍♂️
13/ anyway, just a quick thread to highlight that 🇨🇦 has been openly using its clean reputation and easy immigration to act as a front for launderers.

It’s happy to have the money & refused to crack down on it. It’s hard to not conclude policymakers are facilitating it now.

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Dec 3, 2025
🇨🇦: who wants a funny GDP story? 🙋‍♂️

When a quant sees an unexpected surge on a chart, they break it down—it’s often a modeling issue.

This is 🇨🇦’s GDP chart. I stared at it for ~8 hours & talked to StatCan. You’re gonna laugh…

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2/ What do we see? Imports contributed 0.7 points out of 0.6 points of Q3 GDP growth. The rest of the economy was a net drag.

Imports contribute to GDP as a part of net exports: exports minus imports.

Smaller imports boost net exports. Imports made the biggest drop since 2022.
3/ What we’re seeing is a phenomenon called import compression: the balance was boosted by falling imports.

It’s a superficial improvement due accounting mechanics. The only growth is actually weakness.

We figured it out. But wait—how do they get import/export data? 😬
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Nov 20, 2025
🇨🇦’s real estate is about to spiral faster than most realize.

The red is the estimated level of investor-owned units. A lot don’t have the cash & hoped to flip it before completion.

It gets crazier. Let’s talk about blanket appraisals.

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2/ first off, when you buy a pre-construction home in 🇨🇦 you don’t own a home—you own an assignment. The right to a home on completion.

You aren’t qualified in anyway way. You make the deposits until you have 20% down at occupancy, and then you need to provide cash or financing.
3/ Lenders will do up to 80% LTV, so you need at least 20% equity on the property.

If prices rise, you have extra equity by completion. If they fall, you need to top it up.

Here’s the fun part: Prices dropped over 20% in TO since peak, wiping out the deposit.
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Oct 23, 2025
Pst… while the normies are sleeping—let’s talk about serial killers.

Specifically, the 70s boom & bust. Most experts attribute the disappearance of serial killers to improved social conditions.

What if the only thing that disappeared is the data? This gets wild.

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2/ first rule of data literacy: what are we looking at?

This chart shows 🇺🇸 data from the Radford/FGCU, which defines a serial killer as someone who murders 2 or more in separate instances.

That definition broadens the label—even reclassifying infamous murderers like Ed Gein.
3/ Experts often attribute the rise to:
- Mobility: New highways let killers flee; victims were farther from home & community

- Post-war trauma: Returning vets passed trauma to their kids

- Anonymity: As people moved further from home, they knew fewer neighbors
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Oct 9, 2025
🇨🇦: Canada Post is losing money.

The left thinks that’s okay. The right thinks it now needs to be sold off.

The elites & their politicians? They don’t want you to realize that Canada Post’s losses were manufactured so they could loot a public asset.

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2/ InnovaPost was Canada Post’s in house IT provider, handling key infrastructure like email and its shipping platform.

Brilliant. This allows internal transfer for the lowest cost, since any profits are returned.

It was sold to Deloitte in 2024. Obvs they must be suckers.
3/ Canada Post built SCI, a third-party logistics company (3LP) w/ synergistic operations. It was one of 🇨🇦’s largest 3PLs, essential ecommerce infrastructure.

“SCI has been a strong performer for the Canada Post Group of Companies over the years,” Canada Post’s CEO in 2024.
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Jul 3, 2025
Have you noticed smart people are suddenly irrational—ignoring facts & embracing narrative?

It’s not your imagination—it’s a biological phenomenon exploited by leaders & we’re all vulnerable to it.

Let’s talk about amygdala flooding & neurobiological hijacking.

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2/ Bonhoeffer, a Lutheran pastor executed for trying to kill Hitler, famously touched on this in his theory of stupidity.

Stumped by the normal people he knew suddenly becoming Nazis, he concluded they’re not evil—they’re stupid.

Stupidity is way worse than you think.
3/ to him , stupidity is surrendering one’s ability to think, making one incapable of self-reflection or moral judgment.

It’s not greed. People are so stressed they’re outsourcing thinking.

This is why facts have no impact—there’s no consideration.
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Apr 23, 2025
🇨🇦’s wild these days.
- Money laundering capital of the world
- the global fentanyl “command & control center”
- home to transnational organized crime heads
- at least 1 in 7,800 residents are members of organized crimes.

How did this happen so fast?

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2/ first of all, most folks in 🇨🇦 don’t realize how bad things are yet, they’re just dealing with the consequences.

Soaring housing costs. Rising car thefts. Unaffordable housing, Overdoses in your hood. Violence in your streets.

All related.
3/ 🇨🇦’s home prices soared in the mid-2010s due to laundering.

Fentanyl proceeds were washed in casinos, then layered w/housing. It’s now called the Vancouver model.

Home prices surged since comps were skewed, & launderers WANT to pay more.

Dive into this later.
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