OK, here's a fresh entertaining story from Lithuania, because we all need a good laugh for the sake of sanity.
An anonymous troll tricked a member of Parliament to believe that he was going to dine with Musk 😂
I swear, this plan is on par with the exploding pagers.
Read on...🧵
The guy in question, Remigijus Žemaitaitis, is a scandalist who happens to be a member of Parliament at the moment, in the ruling coalition. I won't go into detail about his scandals, but he is a vatnik and antisemite, and the perfect person to fall for something like this.🧵
He received an email from someone claiming to be Ryan Riedel, the Chief Information Officer of DOGE.
The email address was forryanriedel@yahoo.com, but that didn't sound an alarm to the hero of our story. He believed it to be genuine (but it was actually the anonymous troll).
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The troll, pretending to be Ryan Riedel, started communicating with Žemaitaitis, telling him that DOGE is very interested in collaborating, and asked if Žemaitaitis thinks he has a chance to become Minister in the future.
The hero of our story started...🧵
trashing the whole government, including the president, in the emails to "Ryan Riedel".
"Ryan" then offered to meet and discuss things further... in New York. He said he'd arrange dinner with Musk, and that Fico and Orban will be there too.
And the best part...🧵
DOGE will pay for the trip! First class tickets to New York, a stay in a fancy 5-star hotel AND tickets to a chosen musical. For two!
Žemaitaitis answered that he's taking his wife, and would like to see "The Great Gatsby" 😂
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Žemaitaitis informed the Parliament (1 day before 🙄) that he needs a 3-day leave "for a personal trip".
Permission was granted.
So, the hero of our story and his wife packed their bags and today early in the morning were in Vilnius airport, ready to fly to New York.
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Meanwhile, the cunning troll informed an independent media group "Laisvės TV" about all this, and they sent a journalist to the airport to ask Žemaitaitis where he was going.
He said he's going to New York and maybe Washington, that it's a personal AND a work trip...🧵
...and that he will tell everyone who he met after he's back. Oh, and that he's also going to see a musical 😂
Anyway...
When he went to the check-in desk, he stayed there for a long time, and there was some strange commotion among the airport staff 😱
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You won't believe this, but they told the hero of our story that the tickets he had (that were sent to him by the cunning troll) were fake and his and his wife's first-class seats did not exist!
The troll, who was there, had the audacity to sit next to them...🧵
...and film the moment when the member of staff informed them that they were not going anywhere 😭
Here they are, still shellshocked, going back home instead of being on their way to dine with de facto president of the United States 😭😭😭
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All the correspondence between "Ryan Riedel" and Žemaitaitis is in the hands of journalists AND the Parliament now. I won't go into detail, but our hero said a lot of interesting things there, to someone he's never actually met, and whose email ends with yahoo. com.
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He was also planning to hide this "gift", worth over 30 thousand EUR, from the Parliament.
I will add that our hero is a lawyer and has served as assistant to various members of the European Parliament, one of them is the former president (impeached and ousted, lol!).
LOL.
We don't know who the cunning troll is, but he has said in an email to journalists that he doesn't regret any of this, and I think this is the kind of NAFO spirit that deserves a fella.
But maybe he already has one?
Who knows?
Here’s a video by “Laisvės TV” about this whole story.
It’s in Lithuanian, but it’ll give you some visual context, and the emails are in English. youtube.com/live/B9R9_OfAB…
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Some❗️BREAKING NEWS❗️from Lithuania 🇱🇹
These past few weeks, and especially past couple of days, the country's cultural sphere is in an unprecedented crisis.
I will try to describe the situation as best I can in a few short posts, with some of my own thoughts mixed in.
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It all started from last year's Parliament elections where a new populist party 'Nemuno aušra' (The dawn of Nemunas) came up 3rd.
It was founded by the guy many of you already know from my viral post about his failed trip to have dinner with Musk 🤦♀️
So now this party is in the ruling coalition, and was given the chance to nominate the Minister of Culture 🤦♀️
Their chosen candidate was exactly as you'd expect from them.
Ignotas Adomavičius has zero experience working in the field of culture.
Among his many former jobs...
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Here's a story that few outside Lithuania know.
It took place during the first year of independence, spring of 1990 until the collapse of the USSR in late 1991.
It's a story about the cost of standing up to russia.
It's a story about our first humble border checkpoints.
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After Lithuania officially declared independence from the USSR in March 1990, it needed to establish its status as an independent state by creating border checkpoints.
The first ones looked like the one in the photo above: just a little trailer house with a few officers.
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The job of a customs officer in Lithuania was one of the most dangerous ones in those days.
As soon as border checkpoints appeared, the soviet special forces OMON started attacking them constantly.
Many checkpoints were burned, blown up, officers beaten unconscious, robbed...
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I can't believe I'm throwing this out there, but I guess now's the time.
Lithuania 🇱🇹 is the only European country that has impeached and removed its president from office.
Rolandas Paksas took office in early 2003, 🧵
his victory in the Presidential election "was attributed to his ability to appeal to disenchanted voters who sought a break from the political status quo".
Does this remind you of something?
But wait, it gets better.
Paksas was impeached just a few months after taking office 🧵
because... wait for it... he was proved to have been involved in shady dealings with a russian businessman (read: spy) who was illegally granted citizenship for supporting Paksas' Presidential campaign with nearly half a million USD.
See what I'm getting at? 🧵
How the soviets stole Christmas: a tale of the tiny Christmas tree 🎄
This story happened in Vilnius 🇱🇹 in 1966.
At this point Lithuania had been occupied by the soviets for 26 years (since 1940).
Celebrating Christmas was forbidden, decorations allowed only for New Year. 🧵
Algimantas Kunčius, a young 27 year-old professional photographer at the time, went into a shop in the old town. As he glanced at the window, he saw a child outside, looking at a tiny decorated Christmas tree in the shop's window, mesmerized.
He decided to take a picture. 🧵
He noticed that the tiny Christmas tree was attracting attention from many passers-by.
Today, it's difficult to imagine, but seeing this before Christmas was incredibly unexpected.
A tiny miracle.
The photographer stayed in the shop and photographed more people.🧵
So the Xitter algorithm is hiding posts about the deportations of people from the occupied Baltics by the s0viets (ru🐍🐍ians) that began today and continued from 1940 to 1953.
Well guess what?
Here’s a thread about it!
I promise you’ll find at least some facts you didn’t know 🧵
There were two types of people that our dear neighbours from the east deported once they signed the secret agreement with the nazis (Molotov-Ribentrop Pact): regular deportees who were deported, often with the whole family, and dropped off in Siberia, and political prisoners 🧵
Political prisoners were those who actively resisted soviet occupation, they were sent to soviet concentration camps (gulags).
But often charges were made up and you were sent there just because. It was very common.
Here’s my grandma, 24, before being sent to a gulag for 7 yrs 🧵
Fellas and friends, could you tell us how much the events in Georgia 🇬🇪 during the past 5 days are being covered by your local media?
TV, radio, newspapers, news websites.
Because what I'm seeing is that these incredibly important, Maidan-like events get almost zero attention🧵
I just can't feckin believe it.
Groundbreaking events in Europe's history are unfolding right under out noses, yet what headlines do I see right now?
Local political squabbles.
Debates about LGBT issues.
Spring 2024 fashion trends.
Chaos in Equador.
Um... Hello?!?!?🧵
I'm sure that all fellas would agree: NAFO, although primarily meant to support Ukraine, stands firmly with anyone suffering from russian aggression, and supports Georgia in its fight for democracy and its future in Europe.
So here's what I'd like to ask all of you.🧵