OK, here's a fresh entertaining story from Lithuania, because we all need a good laugh for the sake of sanity.
An anonymous troll tricked a member of Parliament to believe that he was going to dine with Musk 😂
I swear, this plan is on par with the exploding pagers.
Read on...🧵
The guy in question, Remigijus Žemaitaitis, is a scandalist who happens to be a member of Parliament at the moment, in the ruling coalition. I won't go into detail about his scandals, but he is a vatnik and antisemite, and the perfect person to fall for something like this.🧵
He received an email from someone claiming to be Ryan Riedel, the Chief Information Officer of DOGE.
The email address was forryanriedel@yahoo.com, but that didn't sound an alarm to the hero of our story. He believed it to be genuine (but it was actually the anonymous troll).
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The troll, pretending to be Ryan Riedel, started communicating with Žemaitaitis, telling him that DOGE is very interested in collaborating, and asked if Žemaitaitis thinks he has a chance to become Minister in the future.
The hero of our story started...🧵
trashing the whole government, including the president, in the emails to "Ryan Riedel".
"Ryan" then offered to meet and discuss things further... in New York. He said he'd arrange dinner with Musk, and that Fico and Orban will be there too.
And the best part...🧵
DOGE will pay for the trip! First class tickets to New York, a stay in a fancy 5-star hotel AND tickets to a chosen musical. For two!
Žemaitaitis answered that he's taking his wife, and would like to see "The Great Gatsby" 😂
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Žemaitaitis informed the Parliament (1 day before 🙄) that he needs a 3-day leave "for a personal trip".
Permission was granted.
So, the hero of our story and his wife packed their bags and today early in the morning were in Vilnius airport, ready to fly to New York.
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Meanwhile, the cunning troll informed an independent media group "Laisvės TV" about all this, and they sent a journalist to the airport to ask Žemaitaitis where he was going.
He said he's going to New York and maybe Washington, that it's a personal AND a work trip...🧵
...and that he will tell everyone who he met after he's back. Oh, and that he's also going to see a musical 😂
Anyway...
When he went to the check-in desk, he stayed there for a long time, and there was some strange commotion among the airport staff 😱
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You won't believe this, but they told the hero of our story that the tickets he had (that were sent to him by the cunning troll) were fake and his and his wife's first-class seats did not exist!
The troll, who was there, had the audacity to sit next to them...🧵
...and film the moment when the member of staff informed them that they were not going anywhere 😭
Here they are, still shellshocked, going back home instead of being on their way to dine with de facto president of the United States 😭😭😭
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All the correspondence between "Ryan Riedel" and Žemaitaitis is in the hands of journalists AND the Parliament now. I won't go into detail, but our hero said a lot of interesting things there, to someone he's never actually met, and whose email ends with yahoo. com.
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He was also planning to hide this "gift", worth over 30 thousand EUR, from the Parliament.
I will add that our hero is a lawyer and has served as assistant to various members of the European Parliament, one of them is the former president (impeached and ousted, lol!).
LOL.
We don't know who the cunning troll is, but he has said in an email to journalists that he doesn't regret any of this, and I think this is the kind of NAFO spirit that deserves a fella.
But maybe he already has one?
Who knows?
Here’s a video by “Laisvės TV” about this whole story.
It’s in Lithuanian, but it’ll give you some visual context, and the emails are in English. youtube.com/live/B9R9_OfAB…
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I can't believe I'm throwing this out there, but I guess now's the time.
Lithuania 🇱🇹 is the only European country that has impeached and removed its president from office.
Rolandas Paksas took office in early 2003, 🧵
his victory in the Presidential election "was attributed to his ability to appeal to disenchanted voters who sought a break from the political status quo".
Does this remind you of something?
But wait, it gets better.
Paksas was impeached just a few months after taking office 🧵
because... wait for it... he was proved to have been involved in shady dealings with a russian businessman (read: spy) who was illegally granted citizenship for supporting Paksas' Presidential campaign with nearly half a million USD.
See what I'm getting at? 🧵
How the soviets stole Christmas: a tale of the tiny Christmas tree 🎄
This story happened in Vilnius 🇱🇹 in 1966.
At this point Lithuania had been occupied by the soviets for 26 years (since 1940).
Celebrating Christmas was forbidden, decorations allowed only for New Year. 🧵
Algimantas Kunčius, a young 27 year-old professional photographer at the time, went into a shop in the old town. As he glanced at the window, he saw a child outside, looking at a tiny decorated Christmas tree in the shop's window, mesmerized.
He decided to take a picture. 🧵
He noticed that the tiny Christmas tree was attracting attention from many passers-by.
Today, it's difficult to imagine, but seeing this before Christmas was incredibly unexpected.
A tiny miracle.
The photographer stayed in the shop and photographed more people.🧵
So the Xitter algorithm is hiding posts about the deportations of people from the occupied Baltics by the s0viets (ru🐍🐍ians) that began today and continued from 1940 to 1953.
Well guess what?
Here’s a thread about it!
I promise you’ll find at least some facts you didn’t know 🧵
There were two types of people that our dear neighbours from the east deported once they signed the secret agreement with the nazis (Molotov-Ribentrop Pact): regular deportees who were deported, often with the whole family, and dropped off in Siberia, and political prisoners 🧵
Political prisoners were those who actively resisted soviet occupation, they were sent to soviet concentration camps (gulags).
But often charges were made up and you were sent there just because. It was very common.
Here’s my grandma, 24, before being sent to a gulag for 7 yrs 🧵
Fellas and friends, could you tell us how much the events in Georgia 🇬🇪 during the past 5 days are being covered by your local media?
TV, radio, newspapers, news websites.
Because what I'm seeing is that these incredibly important, Maidan-like events get almost zero attention🧵
I just can't feckin believe it.
Groundbreaking events in Europe's history are unfolding right under out noses, yet what headlines do I see right now?
Local political squabbles.
Debates about LGBT issues.
Spring 2024 fashion trends.
Chaos in Equador.
Um... Hello?!?!?🧵
I'm sure that all fellas would agree: NAFO, although primarily meant to support Ukraine, stands firmly with anyone suffering from russian aggression, and supports Georgia in its fight for democracy and its future in Europe.
So here's what I'd like to ask all of you.🧵
The feeling of betrayal is not new to us in the Baltics.
It triggers a strong dejavu.
In the 20th century, the Western world rushed to get rid of the nazi disease, but not the soviet one.
Communism was never universally condemned.
This was an extremely costly mistake.🧵
In Lithuania, the armed resistance was holding on for 10 (!!!) years after the soviet occupation, hoping against hope for foreign help.
russians would throw bodies of murdered resistance fighters on the streets of towns and watch passers by.
If anyone shed a trear...🧵
...they were arrested because they were likely family members or friends, tortured and shipped off to Siberia.
Just like Ukrainians today, Lithuanians, including many members of my family, fought and died to protect our country from the murderous psychopaths from the east.🧵
At the request of people who didn’t know about Mantas Kvedaravičius and his last days, here’s a new thread.
It’s long. May this become witness to Mantas’ life and work, and to the incredible courage of his Ukrainian fiancee Hanna Bilobrova as well as people of Mariupol.🧵
Hanna and Mantas had met during his earlier film project, they were to get married in September 2022.
On March 3 they were working on a film in Uganda, Mantas decided to go to Mariupol. Hanna insisted
on going with him.🧵
About his first documentary on Mariupol (2016) Mantas said that he was interested in people who live in a place permeated by the feeling of war.
Let’s not forget: war in Ukraine didn’t begin in 2022, but in 2014. However, at the time it wasn’t acknowledged by most of the world.🧵