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@MikeHunt91_ @CookieMnstr1975 @SocietyQueen999 @MaestroMorgan17 @bleakachu_ @IvyShoots @katenotkathleen @DeriktheSinMan @Raven666116702 @arnold_the_good @BigGFanzone @albertagirl4444 @Goodgrief_1 @TDebater57687 @JohanRuiterRui1 @fullofyikes @TheOneTrueGKS @Faltcel @GeneNLeslie1 @JessicaNaegler @tiffany_two @Sigma_Freud_ @namebunchofnos @kpopnquarantine @Caperloo5 @FionnMacCool @HillbillyFionn @DerekDuval1109 @OldSki @pennypanthers22 @rainmc @hanksnipple @MartinDougher12 @SteveKingstonS @melJsaysso @pirateconductor @0phelia_jones @ParticularLit @atheistCambodia 📜 THE NECKBEARD CODEX 📜
(A Treatise on the Behaviors and Customs of the Modern Neckbeard)

1. The Law of Uninvited Wisdom:
A Neckbeard is cosmically bound to intrude upon conversations unbidden, convinced that his unsolicited insights are critical to the discourse.

@MikeHunt91_ @CookieMnstr1975 @SocietyQueen999 @MaestroMorgan17 @bleakachu_ @IvyShoots @katenotkathleen @DeriktheSinMan @Raven666116702 @arnold_the_good @BigGFanzone @albertagirl4444 @Goodgrief_1 @TDebater57687 @JohanRuiterRui1 @fullofyikes @TheOneTrueGKS @Faltcel @GeneNLeslie1 @JessicaNaegler @tiffany_two @Sigma_Freud_ @namebunchofnos @kpopnquarantine @Caperloo5 @FionnMacCool @HillbillyFionn @DerekDuval1109 @OldSki @pennypanthers22 @rainmc @hanksnipple @MartinDougher12 @SteveKingstonS @melJsaysso @pirateconductor @0phelia_jones @ParticularLit @atheistCambodia 2. The Curse of Terminal Misogyny:
He must, at every opportunity, refer to women in demeaning terms—lest he risk acknowledging their humanity and, in doing so, shatter the fragile illusion that preserves his self-worth.

@MikeHunt91_ @CookieMnstr1975 @SocietyQueen999 @MaestroMorgan17 @bleakachu_ @IvyShoots @katenotkathleen @DeriktheSinMan @Raven666116702 @arnold_the_good @BigGFanzone @albertagirl4444 @Goodgrief_1 @TDebater57687 @JohanRuiterRui1 @fullofyikes @TheOneTrueGKS @Faltcel @GeneNLeslie1 @JessicaNaegler @tiffany_two @Sigma_Freud_ @namebunchofnos @kpopnquarantine @Caperloo5 @FionnMacCool @HillbillyFionn @DerekDuval1109 @OldSki @pennypanthers22 @rainmc @hanksnipple @MartinDougher12 @SteveKingstonS @melJsaysso @pirateconductor @0phelia_jones @ParticularLit @atheistCambodia 3. The Ritual of Repetitive Complaint:
No matter how often he is humiliated, he will return, whining about his mistreatment, yet compulsively seeking more. This cycle, known as The Eternal Cope, is unbreakable.

@MikeHunt91_ @CookieMnstr1975 @SocietyQueen999 @MaestroMorgan17 @bleakachu_ @IvyShoots @katenotkathleen @DeriktheSinMan @Raven666116702 @arnold_the_good @BigGFanzone @albertagirl4444 @Goodgrief_1 @TDebater57687 @JohanRuiterRui1 @fullofyikes @TheOneTrueGKS @Faltcel @GeneNLeslie1 @JessicaNaegler @tiffany_two @Sigma_Freud_ @namebunchofnos @kpopnquarantine @Caperloo5 @FionnMacCool @HillbillyFionn @DerekDuval1109 @OldSki @pennypanthers22 @rainmc @hanksnipple @MartinDougher12 @SteveKingstonS @melJsaysso @pirateconductor @0phelia_jones @ParticularLit @atheistCambodia 4. The Beard's Burden:
The afflicted may never touch a razor, lest he be stripped of his powers (or, more likely, expose the lack of a jawline beneath).

@MikeHunt91_ @CookieMnstr1975 @SocietyQueen999 @MaestroMorgan17 @bleakachu_ @IvyShoots @katenotkathleen @DeriktheSinMan @Raven666116702 @arnold_the_good @BigGFanzone @albertagirl4444 @Goodgrief_1 @TDebater57687 @JohanRuiterRui1 @fullofyikes @TheOneTrueGKS @Faltcel @GeneNLeslie1 @JessicaNaegler @tiffany_two @Sigma_Freud_ @namebunchofnos @kpopnquarantine @Caperloo5 @FionnMacCool @HillbillyFionn @DerekDuval1109 @OldSki @pennypanthers22 @rainmc @hanksnipple @MartinDougher12 @SteveKingstonS @melJsaysso @pirateconductor @0phelia_jones @ParticularLit @atheistCambodia 5. The Aroma of Entitlement:
He shall reject soap, deodorant, and fresh air, believing such things to be beneath him—unaware that this is precisely why he remains beneath everyone else.

@MikeHunt91_ @CookieMnstr1975 @SocietyQueen999 @MaestroMorgan17 @bleakachu_ @IvyShoots @katenotkathleen @DeriktheSinMan @Raven666116702 @arnold_the_good @BigGFanzone @albertagirl4444 @Goodgrief_1 @TDebater57687 @JohanRuiterRui1 @fullofyikes @TheOneTrueGKS @Faltcel @GeneNLeslie1 @JessicaNaegler @tiffany_two @Sigma_Freud_ @namebunchofnos @kpopnquarantine @Caperloo5 @FionnMacCool @HillbillyFionn @DerekDuval1109 @OldSki @pennypanthers22 @rainmc @hanksnipple @MartinDougher12 @SteveKingstonS @melJsaysso @pirateconductor @0phelia_jones @ParticularLit @atheistCambodia 6. The Paradox of Intellectual Superiority:
Though he views himself as a genius, his primary sources of knowledge remain Reddit threads, Andrew Tate clips, and forums dedicated to resentment rather than education.

@MikeHunt91_ @CookieMnstr1975 @SocietyQueen999 @MaestroMorgan17 @bleakachu_ @IvyShoots @katenotkathleen @DeriktheSinMan @Raven666116702 @arnold_the_good @BigGFanzone @albertagirl4444 @Goodgrief_1 @TDebater57687 @JohanRuiterRui1 @fullofyikes @TheOneTrueGKS @Faltcel @GeneNLeslie1 @JessicaNaegler @tiffany_two @Sigma_Freud_ @namebunchofnos @kpopnquarantine @Caperloo5 @FionnMacCool @HillbillyFionn @DerekDuval1109 @OldSki @pennypanthers22 @rainmc @hanksnipple @MartinDougher12 @SteveKingstonS @melJsaysso @pirateconductor @0phelia_jones @ParticularLit @atheistCambodia 7. The Summoning of the Mods:
Upon losing a debate (which is often), he shall cry out for moderators, despite having built his entire personality around being a free speech warrior.

@MikeHunt91_ @CookieMnstr1975 @SocietyQueen999 @MaestroMorgan17 @bleakachu_ @IvyShoots @katenotkathleen @DeriktheSinMan @Raven666116702 @arnold_the_good @BigGFanzone @albertagirl4444 @Goodgrief_1 @TDebater57687 @JohanRuiterRui1 @fullofyikes @TheOneTrueGKS @Faltcel @GeneNLeslie1 @JessicaNaegler @tiffany_two @Sigma_Freud_ @namebunchofnos @kpopnquarantine @Caperloo5 @FionnMacCool @HillbillyFionn @DerekDuval1109 @OldSki @pennypanthers22 @rainmc @hanksnipple @MartinDougher12 @SteveKingstonS @melJsaysso @pirateconductor @0phelia_jones @ParticularLit @atheistCambodia 8. The Unbreakable Coom Loop:
He will vehemently denounce women while simultaneously consuming vast amounts of digital content starring them. The contradiction is never acknowledged.

@MikeHunt91_ @CookieMnstr1975 @SocietyQueen999 @MaestroMorgan17 @bleakachu_ @IvyShoots @katenotkathleen @DeriktheSinMan @Raven666116702 @arnold_the_good @BigGFanzone @albertagirl4444 @Goodgrief_1 @TDebater57687 @JohanRuiterRui1 @fullofyikes @TheOneTrueGKS @Faltcel @GeneNLeslie1 @JessicaNaegler @tiffany_two @Sigma_Freud_ @namebunchofnos @kpopnquarantine @Caperloo5 @FionnMacCool @HillbillyFionn @DerekDuval1109 @OldSki @pennypanthers22 @rainmc @hanksnipple @MartinDougher12 @SteveKingstonS @melJsaysso @pirateconductor @0phelia_jones @ParticularLit @atheistCambodia 9. The Doom of the "FOID":
His greatest fear is women ignoring him; thus, he must ensure they never stop thinking about him—even if it means being despised. Attention, after all, is the closest he will ever come to intimacy.

@MikeHunt91_ @CookieMnstr1975 @SocietyQueen999 @MaestroMorgan17 @bleakachu_ @IvyShoots @katenotkathleen @DeriktheSinMan @Raven666116702 @arnold_the_good @BigGFanzone @albertagirl4444 @Goodgrief_1 @TDebater57687 @JohanRuiterRui1 @fullofyikes @TheOneTrueGKS @Faltcel @GeneNLeslie1 @JessicaNaegler @tiffany_two @Sigma_Freud_ @namebunchofnos @kpopnquarantine @Caperloo5 @FionnMacCool @HillbillyFionn @DerekDuval1109 @OldSki @pennypanthers22 @rainmc @hanksnipple @MartinDougher12 @SteveKingstonS @melJsaysso @pirateconductor @0phelia_jones @ParticularLit @atheistCambodia 10. The Final Law—The Neckbeard’s Lament:
Though he believes himself a great philosopher, a master debater, and an unrecognized genius, his fate is sealed: he will spend his days arguing online, unloved, unwashed, and utterly irrelevant.