HELP PLEASE: The latest thug for your perusal! This case is so fresh and still smells like free breadsticks. You haven’t seen this incident before on X and I’m working with the owner to find the idiot.
On March 20th, 2025 between 6:30-7pm, this pajama-wearing gangster who obviously prioritizes comfort over fashion decided he didn’t like a Tesla he saw in the Olive Garden parking lot, causing thousands in damage. This fine eating establishment is located at 2641 N Maize Road in Wichita, KS.
With your help, we can solve this one. It’s very clear video and the guy has distinctive taste. Wichita is a small town where pretty much everybody knows everybody (the Next Door threads are fire). It’s also home to some cool car YouTubers you likely know.
Please look closely, share with your friends on and off X and help us find this guy. Let’s not keep him on the bingo card too long 😎🙌
Placing this AI enhanced image above and below the post for further visibility. Thanks @PatentWatchdog for the tech help! Come on guys - somebody gotta know who this is. And you can probably bet he is wearing the same pajamas right now.
@PatentWatchdog Please note this image is enhanced. It may not be an exact representation. Just looking to jog somebody’s memory here.
• • •
Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to
force a refresh
I've gotten lots of flack for the "MINDBLOWING" post I made earlier today with lots of people challenging me or saying I'm just engagement farming. In truth, although those who follow me know I sometimes post funny, sarcastic satirical humor (making fun of everything (1/14)
including the obsession we have with Tesla), my insider info today was completely real, heard 1st-hand from an influencer I know who was sharing what he knew (he's excited too). It told him I wouldn't reveal my source and I won't. So let me share what I'm comfortable (2/14)
with posting without getting anybody in trouble (note - a couple of these come from different sources I'm aggregating, and a couple of these come from putting 2 and 2 together myself based on what I've seen and heard): (3/14)