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So Marine Le Pen is sentenced to
- "Ineligbility" (unable to run for elected office) for 5 years with "provisory execution" (meaning the sentence must be served even during appeal--inexplicable, the judge only said "it appears necessary" to impose provisory execution)
- 100 000 euro fine
- 4 years imprisonment, with the first two years to be served under house arrest and the remainder suspended
Just pure banana republic stuff.
Why 2 years of house arrest? Is there a risk she might steal a car? The only plausible explanation is that it is to prevent her campaigning for whoever is the RN's candidate in the next elections.
To be clear, Marine Le Pen is not even accused of personally profiting from anything. The charge is that some of her aides in the European Parliament also worked for the party and not just on parliamentary work. This was a common practice for a long time and several other parties stand accused of doing the same, including Modem (a centrist party whose leader is currently prime minister of France) and LFI (biggest far-left party). The "embezzlement" charge is the idea that if parliamentary aides do non-parliamentary work their salary is being "embezzled"--everyone can make up their mind as to what this means.
They could have fined her for improper use of parliamentary funds. That would have been defensible. Ineligibility and house arrest are inexplicable except as pure politics.
Just to be clear, every day criminals who steal, rob, attack get suspended sentences from French judges.
Under French criminal law, judges can decide provisiory execution if there is a risk of repeat offense, which in this case is absurd. The judge said there was a risk of repeat offense, but did not explain why.
Marine Le Pen is set to be interviewed live tonight on France’s premier news program. Presumably this is when she will make any announcements concerning her party and her political future.
This is the judge who handed down the sentence Image
Watching the Le Pen interview
- Says it’s a political decision
- Will appeal
- "It should shock everyone who loves democracy and the rule of law"
- "Of course I am innocent and I want my innocence to be recognized"
- "I did not believe that judges would go this far into interfering in our democratic process"
- "Imagine that I am exonerated by an appeals court decision occurring after a Presidential election in which I was unable to run. What would happen to the President’s legitimacy?"
- "Jordan Bardella is a formidable asset for our movement. I hope we will not have to use this asset before it is time." In other words, she’s still running."

- "There are millions of French people who trust me. I want to tell them: I will still fight for you."
Asked if she would ask for a Presidential pardon: "Non. Non, non, non."
Noëlle Lenoire, former supreme court judge: "This decision has no legal basis. […] One day, judges will kill the Republic."
François Lenglet, centrist commentator: "Judges took into account the timing of the election to shoot down Marine Le Pen. They have a desire to oversee the life of the nation, while wrapping themselves in purity, basing their decisions in theory on the law, but in reality on opinions"
(Impressed by Lenglet here, didn’t think he had it in him. He is NOT a Le Pen fan, believe me.)
Outrage this morning as the text of the decision was sent to journalists before it was sent to Marine Le Pen’s lawyers, which is a very revealing violation of procedure.
Retired Socialist politician Julien Dray: "Let’s be honest, by this standard hundreds of French and European parliamentarians of every party would have been sentenced"
Marine Tondelier, a famously not-very-bright Green politician, says the quiet part outloud: "It's normal for a judge to disagree with the RN. (...) It's democratic for them to not want the RN to get into power."
Thinking back to Marine Le Pen's interview yesterday. She described the case as "an administrative disagreement" with the offices of the European Parliament. She stated that Members of the European Parliament have two kinds of staff, "parliamentary assistants" who must do parliamentary work and "local assistants" who can do all sorts of tasks. This is how it works in the French Parliament. Now to be clear I don't know if it's true and I don't think Ms Le Pen was correct there but it just highlights that the whole argument is about technicalities that don't justify prison sentences or multi-year inelibility sentences with provisory execution.
Also: I haven't read the text of the decision but I spoke to a lawyer who pointed out something to me. The charge against Ms Le Pen was "fictive employment", and under French law for something to count as "fictive employment" the said employees must be performing NO work while collecting a salary; nobody alleges that that's what happened; instead, they were doing different, non-parliamentary work, but they did work. This is why the judge said that Ms Le Pen engaged in "fictitious *contracts*" and, as best as I can tell, the concept of "ficticious contract" doesn't exist in French law and was invented by this judge.
Marine Le Pen is now speaking to her parliamentary group in the National Assembly: "Every single word of this decision is madness. I hope all lawyers will scrutinize the wording of this decision, which is madness; madness because the law has been twisted, madness because the judges don't hide that they want to affect the Presidential election. (...) But, who is the Sovereign, in our country? Is it the People, or is it trial judges? I seem to recall that it is the People." x.com/BFMTV/status/1…
"We will not submit. Peacefully, democratically, we will defend our rights--not only our rights, but the rights of our voters. And the first of those rights (...) is the right to vote freely. It is the first right in a democracy: to vote freely. If one is unable to vote freely, then one is no longer truly in a democracy. If it is political leaders or judges who decide who can run for office, and for whom the French people are allowed to vote, then we are no longer in a democracy. Therefore, we will fight." x.com/BFMTV/status/1…
"The system pulled out the nuclear bomb. And if the system used a weapon this powerful against us, evidently, it is because we are on the threshold of winning the elections. So we will not yield. Not only to defend ourselves, but to defend the French people, who have the right to vote for whoever they like, and to defend the Nation, because at this moment the Nation is teetering." x.com/BFMTV/status/1…
The PDF of the decision is out. It's 150 pages long, I'll read it if I have the time but I may not. In the meantime, observers have pointed out striking passages.

In one sentence the tribunal seems to say that the "embezzlement" is "particularly grave" because it was done "by a party that asserts its opposition to European institutions." This seems like an obviously political judgement.

The passage defending the "provisory execution" is particularly galling. It's also written in a very strange and circumlocutous style, which betrays the author's pained attempt to offer a legal justification for a decision already made on other grounds. The decision says in black and white that if Marine Le Pen, after having been found guilty of the charges, were to be elected President it would be an "irreparable offense against democratic public order".

Two points here.

The first is that this logic is nakedly anti-democratic. In a democracy it's up to the people to decide whether or not a legal sentence is disqualifying.

The second is that "public order" is a very longstanding notion in French law, with ample jurisprudence, and which is narrowly defined. There is no concept of "democratic public order." This is pure invention.

fdesouche.com/2025/04/01/aff…
The judges really do write in black and white that they think it would be bad if Marine Le Pen is a Presidential candidate and if Marine Le Pen were to be elected President. Just indefensible.
The more I think about it the more I am galled by this "democratic public order" thing. It's so transparent. Very thin veneer of legalese on a judgment which is just raw politics. Truly contemptible.
Today RN MP @SLRoyYonne (who happens to be my mother) spoke at the rostrum of the National Assembly in defense of democracy. Note the contemptuous sneer of the lady minister on the government benches.

"Be assured that neither I, nor any of our colleagues in the National Rally, will allow our freedoms to be robbed. I was originally scheduled to speak on a technical bill, but the recent news forces me to speak about my regret, and about my determination. I regret that judges have decided to rob four out of ten French people of their right to vote. (...) And I am determined that these French people, that all my compatriots, know that neither I, nor any of my colleagues of the National Rally, will ever give up. We will never stop defending them and protecting them from the ideologies that are rotting our country from the inside. We will fight to restore true democracy."

Maman, I am so incredibly proud to be your son. x.com/SLRoyYonne/sta…
Retired judge Hervé Lehman commentates the decision with great clarity and says basically everything I've said lol

"They had no obligation to decree provisory execution. (...) There is a deliberate and conscious choice."

"I don't see how there is a risk of repeat offense. Ms Le Pen (...) is no longer a Member of the European Parliament. (...) It's unserious to say there is a risk of repeat offense."

"The tribunal says 'If we don't decree provisory execution, Marine Le Pen can be a candidate, and could be elected, and it would be a breach of public order if someone who was sentenced by a trial judge were to be elected.' I think it's troubling. When Marine Le Pen says 'This is a decision that was taken specifically to prevent me from being elected President,' this is true. No one can deny this, it's written in black and white in the decision. The judges say: 'Marine Le Pen must not be elected President, because we are finding her guilty in this case.'"

x.com/Le_Figaro/stat…
In another interview, Mr Lehman points out the judges could have given her a *suspended* sentence of ineligibility. This would have still been a serious punishment but would not have prevented her from running.
In 24 hours:
- A petition in support of Marine Le Pen has received 300 000 signatures (in spite of the website crashing from visits)
- The National Rally has received 10 000 new members
The RN have announced mass rallies all over France in support of democracy for this weekend.
Thinking about the time when police searched Marine Le Pen's home, she filmed them on her smartphone, a cop told her to hand over the phone, and she stuck it in her brassiere and dared him to take it.

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The historical arc of the mafia in Sicily is the redpillest redpill you can have:
- There was no mafia when the Bourbons ruled Sicily
- The mafia came about and grew into this tentacular monster because the liberal government of united Italy dispossessed the landed aristocracy and the Church, which were the traditional sources of order and authority, and replaced them with incompetent, corruptible, demotic government.
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I remember being in a mid-size city in Italy and walking past this great big abandoned 18th century building, surrounded by iron fencing, and a sign informing tourists that this was a prison during Bourbon rule of Sicily, and isn't it awful that this authoritarian government put people in prison.

And I looked around at this impoverished town and the graffiti on the wall, and I thought, I can think of worse things happening in Sicily than putting criminals in prison.
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Jul 24
Once more about Epstein...

Since the latest outburst in The Discourse I have read up more on Epstein, particularly from people who believe Epstein was an intelligence asset (I listened to @esaagar on the Andrew Schulz podcast), because I always want to hear the steelman case against what I believe, and I have to say that the more I listen the MORE I am convinced that Epstein was just a random rich sex pervert who had sex parties a la Diddy.

What's more, it's the things that the conspiracists POINT TO which convince me that Epstein COULD NOT have been a spy.

1. "He was a college dropout who became a math teacher and then became super rich."

So, there's an amazing French TV series titled "Le Bureau des légendes," which I believe is available in the US under the title "The Bureau" and has been remade as a US series as "The Agency." It was made in cooperation with the French spy agency DGSE and every intelligence expert I'm aware of says it's the most realistic spy show out there, and it's specifically about undercover agents.

One of the plotlines is about the DGSE getting an agent to get recruited as a seismologist in Iran to get close to the country's scientific elite.

You know how they got an agent to pose as a seismologist? They recruited a student at a top science school and MADE HER DO A PHD IN SEISMOLOGY.

The reason she was able to pose as a seismologist is because she WAS a seismologist. Because obviously if she WASN'T a seismologist, she'd immediately get exposed after six months working around real seismologists. And because the best covers have the maximum amount of actual truth in there.

If they want somebody to be a lawyer, they MAKE HIM GO TO LAW SCHOOL AND PASS THE BAR WITHOUT CHEATING.

If the Mossad or CIA or anybody else wanted to create this Gatsby-financier type character, they would NEVER, EVER, in a MILLION YEARS approve the following cover story: "Ok, so, he dropped out of high school, became a maths teacher at an exclusive prep school, and this allowed him to become close to a guy and get hired at Bear Stearns, and then he gets some other rich billionaire to sign away his fortune. Yep, makes sense. And then he's going to pose as this super rich guy, but he's not going to have a real hedge fund and we just have to hope nobody asks too many questions."

No, first of all, the Mossad would recruit somebody named JAMES WORTHINGTON IV, not Chaim Jewstein, they would make sure he had an Ivy League degree, they would make sure he got hired LEGITIMATELY at JP Morgan and then AFTER FIVE YEARS they would set him up to start a hedge fund. And that hedge fund would be a REAL hedge fund, which would hire REAL analysts, who would have no idea that this isn't a legitimate hedge fund, and who would make REAL trades. The seed money would come from the intelligence agencies, and they would provide a backstop if necessary, but 80-90% of the activity would be totally legitimate.

2. Gatsby characters actually exist

Did you read The Great Gatsby? Fitzgerald wrote that novel because such characters actually existed. Gatsby was a fraud, but he was not a creation by any intelligence service.

Gatsby-type characters who have the gift of the gab and the schmooze and find ways to con (whether in the literal sense or in a broader figurative sense) rich people out of their money happen all the time. That's about 80% of Republican-consultant world and 70% of Democrat-consultant world.

One of the heirs to the Hermès family fortune signed away 4 billion euros to his gardener. To this day nobody knows exactly why; the assumption was they were lovers but apparently that's not true; probably he was just the only charming and interesting person in his life. Many such cases. There was a huge financial scandal in France when Liliane Bettencourt, then the richest person in France (L'Oréal heiress) turned out to have suffered from dementia and had been preyed upon by all sorts of grifters who got her to sign away huge chunks of her fortune.

You have NO idea how often this happens because most of those stories get squished because they are hugely embarrassing--IF they are found out, which obviously is not always.

And of course some of these guys get a head too big and fly too close to the Sun and crash out.

Like Epstein. Epstein clearly had a gift of the gab, of schmoozing. He probably also managed to acquire real skills in the area of wealth management.

Again, all of the stuff about Epstein that screams "sketchy" also screams "NOT SPY". Another obvious example: the mansion. Would an intelligence-created Epstein type have some sort of swanky Manhattan residence for the parties/sex parties? Sure. Would it be THE biggest mansion in all of Manhattan? NO, OF COURSE NOT. That's CERTAIN to attract unwanted attention. The only person who would do that is a narcissist sociopath weirdo who very much does NOT have an intelligence handler.

3. Epstein was Jewish and was connected to a lot of Jews and Zionists

When discussing Epstein, everybody talks about a famous Mossad op where they did create a character in Syria who was this socialite who threw big parties in Damascus and got access to the Syrian elite and Syrian government secrets that way.

What they usually fail to mention was that while that agent was Jewish, he posed as a NON-JEWISH Egyptian businessman.

For pretty obvious reasons. If some guy named Moshe Ben Judah was throwing swanky parties in Damascus, OF COURSE everyone would NATURALLY assume he was a Mossad agent.

Seems pretty intuitive that when Epstein got his start in the world of providing various financial services to the super rich, he leaned on his Jewish identity, that his early clientele had more Jews than non-Jews, and that those Jews would tend to introduce him more often to other Jews, and that many of those Jews would also happen to be supporters of Israel in some sense.

Which makes total sense if Epstein was this social climber character. And makes ZERO sense if Epstein was a Mossad creation.

If he was a Mossad creation, A. they would have picked someone non-Jewish or given him a non-Jewish identity, and B. every bank or institution or individual that would have given him his start in that world would have been somebody THREE CUTOUTS AWAY from ANYTHING remotely smacking of Jews or Israel.

4. Epstein was connected to Israeli Prime Ministers

This one is the final straw, because it is by far the most retarded.

In fact it is so retarded that I cannot believe that anybody makes this argument with a straight face.

Epstein was connected to several Israeli Prime Ministers, and in particular after his premiership Ehud Barak would come stay at his mansion.

Can I just point out that this is INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE that Epstein was NOT a Mossad agent or asset in any way shape or form?

Like, how fucking retarded do you have to be to believe that the Israelis had this amazing asset at the heart of the American elite, and then the Prime Ministers, who would obviously know about this asset, would DROP BY TO HANG OUT WITH HIM PUBLICLY?

This would be like if, while Kim Philby was in MI6 as a Soviet double agent, and Khruschchev came on a state visit to the UK, he stayed in Philby's flat and had dinner with Philby at his club in full view of everyone.

Of course Khrushchev would NEVER in a MILLION YEARS come anywhere NEAR Philby PRECISELY because he was an enormously important Soviet agent!!!

Like, how DUMB can people be to believe this?

Imagine that Nixon or Kissinger or Carter or whoever in his post-White House life, knew from his days in the government that Boris Popov, this key figure in the Soviet Communist Party who knew everyone and schmoozed everyone, was actually a CIA. And so Nixon is travelling to the Soviet Union on a goodwill tour to give speeches or promote his book or whatever, and he thinks "Oh yeah! Why don't I go hang out with Popov! He's one of our guys, I'll just hang out at his dacha for a couple days, have lunch with him at the Arbat."

The word for this is TREASON. It's INSANITY.

And, of course, if, in this TOTALLY ABSURD BIZARRO UNIVERSE, Nixon had this idea, then the Popov in question would NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS agree to such a thing. He would fake an illness. He would have an aunt in Kamchatka that suddenly died.

And probably as soon as Nixon came back to the US, he would be arrested and sent to Guantanamo for the rest of his life for deliberately trying to expose a key CIA agent. Which is how everyone with knowledge of the facts would interpret such an action.

And the whole notion would be so absurd that Popov would FREAK THE FUCK OUT and almost certainly either disappear forever or turn, thinking that the entire notion was a scheme by the Americans to get him killed by his own people for some reason.

I CANNOT find the words to convey how DEEPLY DEEPLY RETARDED it is to say "Oh, Epstein was super chummy with Ehud Barak, therefore he probably was a Mossad agent."
Epstein fits a very classical profile, which is the high IQ narcissistic sociopaths.

One trait of narcissistic sociopathy is an ability to charm people.

Another trait is poor impulse control and, related to that, issues with sex addiction or substance abuse.

Epstein's checkered history actually fits that very well.

High IQ sociopaths are often dropouts because they can get into good programs but they don't have the discipline to get a degree.

It makes sense that an intelligent charmer would find a way to get hired as a maths teacher at an exclusive prep school, and then get fired for sexually harassing the students.

It makes sense that he would still be able to make the right connections at the school to get hired on Wall Street. (And remember this was Boomer-World. There are MILLIONS of stories of random guys getting hired on Wall Street on a smile and a handshake because they seemed smart and go-getter and presentable.)

It makes sense that he would gravitate to wealth management, a relationships-based business rather than a substantive-skills-based business.

It makes sense that he would eventually get fired for insider trading.

It makes sense that he would still have the connections to "con" (whether in the literal sense of defrauding or in a broader figurative sense of managing to pose as a financial genius and wildly overcharging for pretty vanilla wealth management services) rich people out of tons of money.

It makes sense that he would build himself this absurd life, with the giant mansion, the four Gulfstreams or whatever, the private island (there was a great bit by Eric Weinstein where he pointed out that most of the superrich actually don't own private islands because it's a logistical nightmare to fly there and it's just easier to own a mansion with a private beach), the over-the-top quality of it all fits the profile of a narcissistic sociopath and very much NOT of any sort of intelligence operative.

It makes sense that he would traffic teenagers, including American teenagers (very dumb), that he would fly too close to the sun in all these obviously dumb ways like associating with prominent politicians, that he would have poor OPSEC (like keeping the videotapes in his own house), that he would get caught once, and that he would STILL keep doing it. It makes sense that he would make shit up like bragging about being connected to intelligence. And it makes sense that in the end he would kill himself rather than suffer the humiliation and pain of a lifetime prison sentence.

All of that is consistent with the profile of an intelligent, very socially-adept, narcissistic sociopath. And not with the profile of an intelligence asset or operative.

And, of course, intelligence agencies work very hard to weed out these types of characters because they make terrible agents because they have low impulse control and are incapable of loyalty to anything beyond themselves.
Ok, writing that last tweet reminded me of ANOTHER slam-dunk, "No effing way that guy was an agent": getting arrested, and then GOING RIGHT BACK TO DOING IT AGAIN.

And again, this is one of the things were people point to him being intel, which is, he got arrested, and he got this lame charge.

First of all, rich people get these kinds of sweetheart deals all the time, all you need is really good (expensive) lawyers. (And sometimes they don't! Rule of law in the US is better than most places, though of course not perfect.)

But secondly, let's say he did get arrested, and he did get the sweetheart deal because Mossad or CIA said so. The next step is for him to FUCKING DISAPPEAR FOREVER.

Again, every intelligence agency, if they've got a deep cover agent in some foreign country, and that agent gets arrested for ANY reason bigger than a DUI, they immediately just bring their guy home and shut everything down because he's been compromised.
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Jul 16
- Taxes are worse (not true 20 years ago)
- Regulations are worse (not true 20 years ago)
- Bureaucracy/govt competence is much worse (not true 20 years ago)
- Policing/public safety is now MUCH worse (HUGE change from 20 years ago)
- Health system is much, much worse (also true 20 years ago but the increased taxes make it more egregious)
- Immigration is now WORSE in the UK
- State schools shitty in both countries but private school in UK is £20K/yr vs €3K/yr in France
- Universities arguably better in some ways but also über-woke unlike French grandes écoles (besides Sciences Po) which still provide world-class education with much better value for money even though they’re not as swanky as Oxbridge; you can argue UK is better but you can argue the reverse and more importantly the UK has been getting worse fast while France is roughly holding steady
- Pubs (one of the great delights of British life) are dying
- And, obviously, eternally: the food sucks, it rains constantly, etc.

I say this as someone who loves British civilization and wants to see it thrive. The speed and scale of the crash is absolutely astounding.
- Intellectual/cultural life is much worse because everyone is America-brained so there is no original thought going on, just rehashing of US stuff whether on left or right
- Rugby is 10X better in France, both the national team and the club league
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Jul 8
Regular reminder that all the Biblical passages about "welcoming the stranger" relate to extending *hospitality* to travelers (who by definition depart on their merry way) and has nothing to do with immigration policy.

Witness the many times in the Bible where Israel fights invaders with God’s blessing and at God’s express urging

Withess the many times in the Bible where God scolds Israel for allowing strangers to live in Israel, and that this corrupts the people because it brings foreign practices such as polytheism and idol worship

Not that anybody making this argument is intellectually honest or actually interested in understanding God’s will through the Bible.
Hospitality was a huge deal in the Ancient world because travel was long and arduous and dangerous and if you had to camp out in the middle of nature you were very likely to get robbed or murder. It’s a huge thing in every Ancient culture we know of.

It’s simply absurd to suggest that anyone in the Bible could have written or understood those passages to mean "You have to let large numbers of random strangers settle in your country indefinitely if they feel like it"

And in fact, the Bible on *numerous occasions* discusses this very possibility and *every single time* GOD HIMSELF says "This is very bad, don’t do it"
The Bible of course has a VERY FAMOUS story about "welcoming the stranger", and that is the story of Lot in Sodom. And that story has nothing to do with immigration—the angels only ever claim to be passing travelers—and everything to do with hospitality.

Modern readers are often shocked by one aspect of the story, which is that Lot offers the hostile mob his daughters instead of his guests. But in Ancient stories, the honorable person doing over-the-top absurd things to honor the Law of Hospitality is a trope.

King Bob welcomes Strange Traveler into his palace. It turns out that Strange Traveler is a sworn enemy of King Jim over the hill, with whom King Bob has always had friendly relations. King Jim says unless King Bob hands over Strange Traveler, there will be war. King Bob accepts war with his heretofore friendly neighbor rather than hand over a guest.

And, of course, it’s not just Bronze Age stories.

The most Bronze Age culture still extant is, of course, Pashto culture. Famously, the Taliban refused to hand over Bin Laden to the US, knowing full well it would mean the end of their regime and decades of war, even though they didn’t particularly like Bin Laden and were blindsided by 9/11 which they thought was an insane retarded thing to do, but felt bound by the Pashto Law of Hospitality.

Marcus Luttrell is alive today because Pashto herdsmen found him and took him in and nursed him back to health. These men probably hated America and American soldiers and may even have killed many Americans themselves. But they took him in, and when Taliban militants demanded they hand him over, they not only refused but threatened war over it.
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Jul 3
Most of the schools in England were run by the monasteries so the literacy rate in England went from almost 50% to ~10% in a generation.
Also the "papal religion" had already "taken hold" for a thousand years and it took astonishing amounts of violence and oppression to draw the English away from the true faith.
They burned down the Bodleian Library. They burned down countless thousands of Books of Hours (priceless works of art and culture) because they had pictures and prayers to saints. Stained glass windows smashed. Statues smashed. TOMBS smashed because headstones mentioned saints.
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Jul 3
One of the puzzles I have is that the French don't have a reputation for autism, even though we are one of the most autistic nations on Earth: we invented French gardens, the metric system, we administratively divided our nation into little squares that are not related to history or geography because it made us feel better, we're one of the world's top math nations, all French philosophy is basically about how the key to life the universe and everything is abstract spergy logic-chopping...Image
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Like, who looks at grass, trees, and flowers, and thinks, "Yes, the thing to do is to turn this into PERFECT GEOMETRICAL SHAPES." Not even the Germans could come up with this. Image
tfw you wake up one morning and decide to raze 90% of your incredibly historic and important capital city because you think it would be neater as lots of geometrical shapes Image
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