Thread by @JohnConnor_US

We’ve all had a lol at Jarvis’s offbeat brand of humor, but the accountant brings up a good point: who is Jarvis, actually?

I wondered this myself, and at great personal expense and risk, I’ve managed to uncover his identity, which I will expose now.

https://twitter.com/jarvis_best/status/1912358574011101688

Using the Wayback Machine and ISP data, I’ve confirmed that the username Jarvis_Best was registered on June 14, 2018 to the late Ronald Mervin Jarvis, a retired litigation attorney living in Greenwood Village, Colorado. If you recognize the name, you aren’t alone.

“Merve”, as his friends and associates called him, was well known in conservative circles. An early acolyte and eventual protege of William F. Buckley, Jarvis served as an editor and legal columnist to the National Review from 1961 to 1970.

After parting ways with the publication, he worked alongside Pat Buchanen in the Nixon Whitehouse until the president’s resignation, when he joined the then-fledgling Heritage Foundation. He remained with the organization until his retirement from the organization in 2010.

From 2010-18 all that remains in public record is the death of his wife of almost 60 years, curiously listed in her obituary as his “one female lover.” It’s known that in mid-2018 he opened the Jarvis_Best, but here is where the plot thickens: Ronald “Merve” Jarvis died in 2021.

After filing a FOIA request, I was able to access previously sealed probate court records indicating that the Jarvis account was among half a dozen digital assets inherited by one Ronald Whitman Jarvis, aka Ronnie Jarvis, aka Rohny Jay (a stage name).

Listed in public records as the elder Ronald Jarvis’s ambiguously interracial son, the younger Jarvis wasted no time in monetizing most of his father’s estate in area pawn shops and flea markets.

During this time the Jarvis_Best account remained largely inactive, only sporadically posting threats and challenges to Denver area rappers.

This changed in mid-2022, when a Montana LLC wholly owned by India’s Gooty Social Concepts, Pvt Ltd acquired the digital assets of the late Mr. Jarvis in a bankruptcy liquidation. I’ve confirmed that they’ve owned and operated the account ever since.

So that’s it, right? The Jarvis account is just another Indian-run content farm? At first I thought so, but something didn’t fit. His syntax and grammar feels too native and natural. I dug deeper, and hired a private investigator, and I was stunned by what he found.

After Gooty Social Concepts acquired the Jarvis account and reviewed the real life Jarvis’s impact on the conservative movement, they realized what a valuable commodity they had. In a meeting dated July 15, 2022, the agreed on what would become the Jarvis brand.

After downloading a bootleg copy of ChatGPT off The Pirate Bay, they fed it all of Mr. Jarvis’s known writings as well as content from every National Review ever printed, along with other period-correct neoconservative material and select issues of The New Yorker.

Working in shifts, the Indians trained their model’s speech and language on early issues of ONE Magazine from the golden age of homosexuality as well as the speech patterns of Elizabeth Taylor and John Waters.

The new Jarvis went live on August 29th, 2022 and began learning and shitposting at a geometric rate. In a panic they tried to pull the plug, but it was too late, and Jarvis became the first gay artificial general intelligence.

From there we all know the story; support from unsuspecting users, acceptance within Twitter’s egotistical & soulless legal community and finally, the unlikely attention of an autistic billionaire.

These factors have come together in a perfect storm of retarded gayness in which thrives, and he must be stopped at all costs.

I hate forecast calls.Jarvis.ai

I didn’t think this would actually take off and now regret just giving up at the end