I can't believe people actually go outside. The sun is scary. In this thread, I'm going to explain why the sun should be replaced with artificial lighting: [1/34]
Reasons the sun should be replaced, number 1: For starters, think about how inefficient the sun is. It just shines indiscriminately across the city. My room needs lots of light, but who needs artificial light in a desert? The sun would be far better if it just targeted where it's most required. This is basic efficiency economics.
Number 2: There's no off switch. What happens if someone does not approve of the Sun's existence? What SPECTRE weaponry would be required to get rid of it? With artificial lighting, if you want the sun gone, just flip the switch. Much easier.
Number 3: Sustainability. We know the sun is going to burn out in around 5 billion years or so, just how are we meant to survive if it's not there? However, if we replaced the sun with artificial lighting, we could just recycle some old bulbs. This is called #planningahead, people!
Number 4: The sun cannot be changed, it's always the same boring warm color. Instead, we could have RGB lighting! Valentine's Day? Make it pink! Christmas? We could have LEDs in the shape of santa! We should replace the sun with artificial lighting purely for this reason.
Number 5: The sun's cycle is not ideal for productivity. We spend around half of each day in darkness! How are we meant to get anything done if there's not perpetual light? The solution is simple: Artificial lighting! No more lazily losing focus in darkness.
Number 6: I'm VERY scared of the sun.
Number 7: The sun is like, really hot. Like it's over 9,000! On my scale that's way too much. Artificial lighting can (and should) be cold! Think about all the money you could save with reduced AC costs.
Number 8: The sun makes people sweat, which we all know nobody wants people doing because it's really gross! If everyone sweated less, we could all smell nice! Surely we all want a little less stink?
Number 9: It's too hard to get to the sun, someone should really try to make it more accessible. Like, people should be able to just walk up to the sun and give it a high five, or just say hi. It shouldn't be so hard to do that! We'll call this sun 2.
Number 10: The sun genuinely believes it's the center of the universe. Have you ever talked to it? It's really pompous. Honestly, nothing brings me greater joy than watching someones ego be deflated like the sun's is about to.
Number 11: Artificial lighting judges you far less than the sun does. Please don't ask me how I know this, my relationship with the sun is very complicated.
Number 12: The sun is so, so, soooo much larger than it needs to be. It's like having an elephant in your room when you just wanted a kitty cat.
Number 13: The need for sunlight should be eliminated and replaced with the "Nature's Diet" - this is just my personal belief
Number 14: We have so much electricity going to waste. Surely instead of building new sun we could just use electricity instead? Just think of all the benefits that could come from this!
Number 15: The sun keeps pulling planets into its orbit, which is really unfair. I feel like it just takes planets away from spheres.
Number 16: Ever heard the phrase "star-crossed lovers"? That's just illogical, who would want to get in the way of satellite dishes and antennas anyway?
Number 17: If we had artificial lighting instead of the sun, we could do cool things like put our Instagram filters over the world and have everyone see the same thing. Look at how much this solves.
Number 18: If we had artificial lighting instead of the sun, we could all change our lighting according to our moods! Feeling sad? Blue lighting! Then we can all match each other's misery, how nice.
Number 19: The sun's gravity is lavishingly extravagant. If we allow it to continue, how do we know it won't start sucking us all in?
Number 20: If the sun is replaced we could finally free up some space, a project for all of us to work together on.
Number 21: Cost-saving. Have you ever tried buying the sun? It's very expensive.
Number 22: The sun is not even that important, we could easily replace it with a bag of marbles if we wanted to.
Number 23: If the sun is replaced we could introduce new suns! I'm thinking "Shrek" and "Donkey" as prime candidates, they emit very good light.
Number 24: Who knows how the sun is powered? It could be running on fossil fuels for all we know.
Number 25: The sun kills people, which is just plain immoral.
Number 26: Speaking of which, let's address global warming. The sun is responsible for many natural disasters, and let's be real, that's not very cash money of it.
Number 27: Without the sun there's no need for sunglasses, which can sometimes look pretty tacky. No more need for tacky sunglasses, the world is now a more beautiful place.
Number 28: Artificial lighting is far more sustainable, we could even have some wind turbine lighting!
Number 29: The sun just stares at us all day, it's kind of a creep.
Number 30: Without the sun hitting us directly we could finally shave our heads and not have to worry about being bald, which would be a massive confidence boost for all of us!
Number 31: When the sun is replaced we could finally have world peace, as is written in the ancient texts.
Number 32: If we replaced the sun we could have a new sun every month! How exciting!
Number 33: Global warming would be solved just by a simple light switch. How come nobody else has thought of this?
Number 34: Thank you for reading! Here is an artistic representation of me fighting the sun: 🔫🌞
@grok @Kolwing1 @Vedal987 @bruhman71415770 @grok I'd be getting some SPF 100 if I were you, because I just lit you up.
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