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🚨BIDEN ROBOPEN SCANDAL HITS CRISIS MODE!
Whistleblowers say Biden aides used twin autopen robots to stamp pardons and EOs while he napped, and laws were passed while Biden slept—rewriting America with no president awake. Keep reading—we’re breaking it down. 1/15

📷 DECLINE COVER-UP CONFIRMED — Doocy grills WH: will Trump declassify smoking-gun files proving Biden’s cognitive collapse? Leavitt admits no search ordered yet, calls the cover-up “one of the worst scandals ever” and suggests staffers forged orders with an AUTOPEN. 2/15

⚖️Subpoena Storm Begins — Oversight Chair James Comer just demanded sworn testimony from Biden’s doctor and four ex-aides over the autopen cover-up. Miss the May 29 deadline and contempt votes strike. America inches closer to learning who really ran the robot pen. 3/15

🖊️Copycat Signatures Exposed — A Fox investigation shows Biden’s autopen scrawl plastered on stacks of executive orders he couldn’t even recall. Forensics flag identical strokes—proof a sleepless robot, not a struggling president, pumped policy through the pipeline. 4/15

📜GOP Findings Mount — Washington Examiner counts 45 autopen executive orders and 17 sweeping pardons inked while Biden vacationed. Staff reportedly swapped between “Autopen A” and “B” to ram through midnight directives before Trump’s triumphant January return. 5/15

🧠Cognitive Decline Revealed — Original Sin and Hur audio paint a president losing track of dates as aides steer him. This candid shot shows a dazed Biden cupping his face at a holiday event—fresh proof he lacked capacity to OK any robot-signed decree. 6/15

🔍Forensic Smoking Gun — Heritage analysts display two Biden signatures so identical that statisticians call the odds 1-in-10 billion. Note the shifted “Jr” line—dead giveaway of dueling machines. Autopen A alone rubber-stamped 16 notorious clemency warrants for all. 7/15

⚖️Legal Loophole Tested — A 2011 Justice memo allows an autopen only if the president approves each stroke. If Biden was foggy, that consent vanishes. Lawyers warn every robot-signed bill, pardon, or order could fall once a single court finally tees up a challenge. 8/15

🗞️Gatekeepers Exposed — Journalist Alex Thompson names Donilon, Ricchetti, Reed, Bernal, the First Lady and Tomasini as Biden’s six-person control ring, scripting every step while the president “struggled to finish a sentence” during chaotic late-night policy crises. 9/15

💸Whistleblower Cash Trail — Ed Martin, Biden-era pardon chief, told investigators today a 2020 campaign insider swore Klain, Anita Dunn & Bob Bauer “controlled the autopen and made money off access.” FBI subpoenas bank logs as lawyered-up aides brace for grilling. 10/15

🎭Media Mask Slips — CNN anchor Jake Tapper privately reacted “HOLY SMOKES” to Biden’s stumbling answers yet told viewers “he’s fine.” Proof corporate media buried alarming decline, letting autopenned edicts glide past watchdogs who relied on their coverage. 11/15

🤐Hushed Panic Revealed — Newly surfaced notes show Tapper knew insiders were frantically shielding Biden but withheld the story until book time. That strategic silence bought staff months to spray autopen signatures across policy with zero challenge. 12/15

🔗Chain of Custody — During a press Q&A, a visibly confused Biden froze when challenged to recall orders he supposedly signed. Stunned observers asked who secretly controlled the autopen, undeniable proof presidential signature power had drifted to unelected insiders. 13/15

🔥Nullify Robot Ink — Washington Post veteran columnist Sally Quinn decries Jill Biden’s role as “textbook elder abuse,” while Byron Donalds brands #AutopenGate “bigger than Watergate.” Calls surge to void every robot-signed order and probe the hidden handle-turners. 14/15

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