One thing is quickly becoming clear about “Alligator Alcatraz,” the immigrant detention camp that the state of Florida just opened in the middle of the Everglades:
The politicians running the place are bigger lawbreakers than many of the immigrants they’re locking up.
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The DeSantis administration, for instance, is staffing the facility with private correctional officers who haven’t had to submit to fingerprinting, pass a physical exam, or pass background checks...
It has also suspended truck-safety laws and portable toilet permitting rules...
The governor has even given himself and his aides freedom to hand out no-bid contracts, pay overtime to senior managers, and buy boats, planes and cars...
Suspending those procurement laws has helped the DeSantis administration rapidly issue more than $150 million worth of contracts and purchase orders connected to the detention camp at the Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport (aka TNT)...
Altogether, DeSantis has suspended more than half a dozen state laws and rules using powers he gave himself when he declared a statewide state of emergency over immigration in January 2023 — a declaration initially only supposed to last for 2 months but is now in its 3rd year...
DeSantis also used those expansive emergency powers to seize the land itself – commandeering the TNT airport from its owner, Miami-Dade County, after his administration made a lowball offer to buy the site that county leaders rejected...
And where the DeSantis administration hasn’t suspended laws, he has simply chosen to flout them...
Like when a group of Democratic lawmakers showed up to inspect the camp, citing state laws that permit members of the Florida Legislature to visit detention facilities “at their pleasure.” DeSantis administration officials denied them entry without citing any legal basis to do...
Then there’s the state law — a law DeSantis himself signed — that requires Florida’s Auditor General to audit all expenditures and contracts entered into any state of emergency that extends beyond one year.
But the Orlando Sentinel’s Jeff Schweers revealed last week that not a single such audit has ever been done during the two-and-a-half years that DeSantis has kept Florida in a state of emergency over immigration...
The DeSantis administration has even been pushed the Trump administration to suspend federal detention center standards — so immigrants can be put camps like Florida’s, where detainees have reported worms in the food, feces on the floor, and delays in accessing medication...
It took a month longer than expected, but Florida lawmakers are about to finish their 2025 legislative session in the exact same place they have ended most sessions in recent years:
Stuffing businesses full of tax breaks — and leaving table scraps for everyone else....
GOP leaders in the House and Senate finally concluded negotiations on a new state budget on Friday, ending a tortured set of talks that had turned what was supposed to be a 60-day blitz into a 105-day slog...
They sealed the deal with an agreement to permanently cut state taxes by a bit more than $1.3 billion a year.
Roughly $1 billion of those savings — around 75 cents of every $1 — will go to businesses...
Here's a particularly wild exchange from yesterday's era-defining Board of Governors meeting in Florida, in which a bunch of political appointees rejected the appointment of former University of Michigan President Santa Ono as the new president at the University of Florida...
...During the meeting, BOG member (and former Florida Power & Light chief) Eric Silagy used some shrewd questioning to expose the fact that fellow BOG member (and former state House Speaker) Paul Renner tried to get himself hired as the University of Florida's next president...
...Renner, who appears to have been summarily rejected by UF's board chairman, then became one of Santa Ono's leading opponents on the BOG....
In mid-April, amid a rapidly escalating feud with Republicans in the state House of Representatives, Ron DeSantis flew to central Florida to make a surprise appearance at the Ocala Breeders’ Sales Company’s annual spring auction of two-year-old racehorses.
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The governor used the event to criticize legislation pushed by House GOP leaders that would have let Florida’s two main thoroughbred tracks — Gulfstream Park and Tampa Bay Downs — end live racing without losing licenses to run other gambling operations like slots and poker...
It’s a concept known in the gambling business as “decoupling.” And it is fiercely opposed by the horseracing industry, which fears venues would abandon races entirely and turn themselves into casinos...
Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier is using his office to do the dirty work of a bunch of car dealers – while taking tens of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from those very same dealers.
Here’s how:
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Back in February, a group of Volkswagen and Audi dealership owners sued Scout Motors, a VW-backed startup that is developing a new line of electric SUVs and pickups that the company intends to sell directly to consumers over an app.
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Though Scout Motors won’t begin production until 2027, it has begun accepting refundable reservation deposits from potential buyers.
There is someone who appears at both the beginning and the end of the still-unfolding “Hope Florida” scandal:
James Uthmeier, who was Ron DeSantis’ chief of staff during the entire sequence of events (and who is now Florida's attorney general.)
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To recap: The DeSantis administration had a Medicaid contractor make a $10 million “donation” to the Hope Florida Foundation, a charity founded by Casey DeSantis.
It was part of a $67 million legal settlement with Centene Corp., after the company overbilled the state.
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Days later, the Hope Florida Foundation gave that $10 million to a pair of dark-money nonprofits (including one controlled by executives at the Florida Chamber of Commerce, the Big Business lobbying group).
The appointee picked by Ron DeSantis to run elections in Orlando last year spent hundreds of thousands of dollars of taxpayer money on campaign-style self-promotion, contracts with personal friends, and payments to allies of the Republican governor and other GOP leaders.
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During a 10-month stint as Supervisor of Elections in Orange County, records show Glen Gilzean steered work to an assortment of businesses and organizations run by Republican operatives — ranging from DeSantis' former communications director to state Rep. Susan Plasencia.
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Gilzean also awarded a lucrative legal contract to a law firm run by the best man at his wedding — and a marketing contract to a newly created video production company that corporate, obituary, and email records suggest involved his best man’s brother.
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