BREAKING: AI can now analyze any stock like a Wall Street analyst (for free).
Here are 10 insane Claude prompts that replace $2,000/month Bloomberg terminals:(Save for later)
1. The Goldman Sachs Stock Screener
"You are a senior equity analyst at Goldman Sachs with 20 years of experience screening stocks for high-net-worth clients.
I need a complete stock screening framework for my investment goals.
Analyze and provide:
- Top 10 stocks matching my criteria with ticker symbols
- P/E ratio analysis compared to sector averages
- Revenue growth trends over the last 5 years
- Debt-to-equity health check for each pick
- Dividend yield and payout sustainability score
- Competitive moat rating (weak, moderate, strong)
- Bull case and bear case price targets for 12 months
- Risk rating on a scale of 1-10 with clear reasoning
- Entry price zones and stop-loss suggestions
Format as a professional equity research screening report with summary table.
My investment profile: [DESCRIBE YOUR RISK TOLERANCE, INVESTMENT AMOUNT, TIME HORIZON, AND PREFERRED SECTORS]"
2. The Morgan Stanley DCF Valuation
"You are a VP-level investment banker at Morgan Stanley who builds valuation models for Fortune 500 M&A deals.
I need a full discounted cash flow analysis for a specific stock.
Build out:
- 5-year revenue projection with growth assumptions
- Operating margin estimates based on historical trends
- Free cash flow calculations year by year
- Weighted average cost of capital (WACC) estimate
- Terminal value using both exit multiple and perpetuity growth methods
- Sensitivity table showing fair value at different discount rates
- Comparison of DCF value vs current market price
- Clear verdict: undervalued, fairly valued, or overvalued
- Key assumptions that could break the model
Format as an investment banking valuation memo with tables and clear math.
The stock I want valued: [ENTER TICKER SYMBOL AND COMPANY NAME]"
AND IT STARTED TEACHING ME THINGS I DIDN'T KNEW EXISTED.
HERE ARE THOSE 7 CHATGPT PROMPTS THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING FOR YOU:
1. Forbidden Wisdom Decoder
Prompt:
What are the lesser-known, under-the-surface truths about [insert topic/field] that are rarely shared publicly because they challenge mainstream thinking? Explain them with historical context, real-world examples, and why they remain hidden.
2. Elite Mastery Roadmap
Prompt:
"Create a mastery roadmap for becoming world-class in [insert skill/field]. Include rare techniques, secret resources, and unconventional approaches that top 1% performers use but rarely share."
Your phone isn’t personal. It’s a data sensor with a camera.
In 2026, privacy isn’t a feature. It’s a fight.
If you haven’t audited your device, you’re not the user. You’re the product.
Here’s the 18-step Ghost Protocol to take your phone back.
1. The "Invisible" Listener
Ever talked about "blue shoes" and seen an ad 5 minutes later? It’s not a coincidence, and they aren't "listening" to your voice. They’re tracking your ultrasonic cross-device pings. Your phone emits sounds you can't hear to talk to your smart TV and laptop. Let's kill that first.
2. Kill the "Significant Locations"
Your iPhone/Android keeps a hidden list of everywhere you go: your gym, your job, your "secret" spots.
- iOS: Settings → Privacy → Location Services → System Services → Significant Locations.
- Action: Clear History and turn it OFF. Stop giving them your routine on a silver platter.