The Religion of the Lab Coat: How Modern Science Has Become a False Prophet
By Jon Portanova
They stand behind podiums, wearing white coats like sacred vestments. With polished credentials and smug expressions, they speak with the kind of confidence once reserved for prophets. But these are not men of God. They are priests of another gospel—a gospel of man-made dogma, evolutionary fairy tales, and climate hysteria. Their cathedral is the university. Their god is human reason. And their mission? Not truth. Not understanding. Control.
It’s time we stop pretending that the modern scientific establishment is an honest broker of truth. It’s not. It’s a system—rigged, broken, and deeply compromised. Worse than that, it’s demonic in its pride and purpose.
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Fossil Dating: A House of Cards Built on Assumptions
We’ve all heard the mantra:
“The Earth is 4.5 billion years old.”
“Life began 3.5 billion years ago.”
“Dinosaurs roamed the earth 65 million years ago.”
But here’s the problem: these aren’t observations. They’re interpretations built on assumptions—and the moment you challenge the foundation, the whole structure collapses.
Radiometric dating—the primary method used to date fossils and rocks—depends on a few key assumptions:
1.That radioactive decay rates have remained constant over millions of years.
2.That no contamination has occurred.
3.That the original amount of parent isotope is known.
These assumptions cannot be verified, and when tested, they often fail catastrophically.
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Mount St. Helens: The Day the Dating System Died
Let’s talk about the most inconvenient volcano in modern science—Mount St. Helens, which erupted violently in 1980.
What happened?
•In less than 24 hours, the eruption:
•Formed layered sediment resembling Grand Canyon rock strata.
•Carved a canyon system 1/40th the size of the Grand Canyon—in one afternoon.
•Deposited thousands of tons of material into the nearby landscape.
In the aftermath, scientists sent newly formed volcanic rock (from lava domes that cooled after the eruption) to radiometric dating labs.
Results?
•The rock, which was known to be less than 10 years old, was dated using potassium-argon methods as:
•340,000 to 2.8 million years old.
Let that sink in: Rock that formed in our lifetime was “scientifically proven” to be millions of years old.
This is not a fluke. It exposes the fatal weakness of radiometric dating. When the true age is known, the method fails. Yet when the age is unknown, it’s blindly trusted to shape our history books, textbooks, and museum timelines.
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Fossils Don’t Require Time—They Require Conditions
The idea that fossilization takes millions of years is another unquestioned myth.
Fossils form when organisms are buried quickly—under mudslides, floods, or volcanic ash. Not by laying on the ground for eons. In fact, rapid fossilization has been observed in:
•Fossilized hats and fence posts.
•Petrified teddy bears in less than 20 years.
•Fossil fish mid-meal, frozen in time.
•Fossilized trees running vertically through multiple sedimentary layers (called “polystrate fossils”)—layers that supposedly represent millions of years.
If each layer truly took millions of years to form, how is the tree still standing straight through them? The only logical explanation: rapid burial, likely during a catastrophic global flood—just as the Bible describes.
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Soft Tissue in Dinosaur Bones: The Data They Can’t Bury
In 2005, Dr. Mary Schweitzer, a secular paleontologist, discovered soft tissue, blood vessels, and red blood cells in the femur of a T. rex fossil from Montana.
This bone was supposedly 68 million years old. But proteins like collagen break down within tens of thousands of years—even under ideal conditions. The presence of pliable, elastic tissue should have shattered the evolutionary timeline.
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By Jon Portanova
They stand behind podiums, wearing white coats like sacred vestments. With polished credentials and smug expressions, they speak with the kind of confidence once reserved for prophets. But these are not men of God. They are priests of another gospel—a gospel of man-made dogma, evolutionary fairy tales, and climate hysteria. Their cathedral is the university. Their god is human reason. And their mission? Not truth. Not understanding. Control.
It’s time we stop pretending that the modern scientific establishment is an honest broker of truth. It’s not. It’s a system—rigged, broken, and deeply compromised. Worse than that, it’s demonic in its pride and purpose.
⸻
Fossil Dating: A House of Cards Built on Assumptions
We’ve all heard the mantra:
“The Earth is 4.5 billion years old.”
“Life began 3.5 billion years ago.”
“Dinosaurs roamed the earth 65 million years ago.”
But here’s the problem: these aren’t observations. They’re interpretations built on assumptions—and the moment you challenge the foundation, the whole structure collapses.
Radiometric dating—the primary method used to date fossils and rocks—depends on a few key assumptions:
1.That radioactive decay rates have remained constant over millions of years.
2.That no contamination has occurred.
3.That the original amount of parent isotope is known.
These assumptions cannot be verified, and when tested, they often fail catastrophically.
⸻
Mount St. Helens: The Day the Dating System Died
Let’s talk about the most inconvenient volcano in modern science—Mount St. Helens, which erupted violently in 1980.
What happened?
•In less than 24 hours, the eruption:
•Formed layered sediment resembling Grand Canyon rock strata.
•Carved a canyon system 1/40th the size of the Grand Canyon—in one afternoon.
•Deposited thousands of tons of material into the nearby landscape.
In the aftermath, scientists sent newly formed volcanic rock (from lava domes that cooled after the eruption) to radiometric dating labs.
Results?
•The rock, which was known to be less than 10 years old, was dated using potassium-argon methods as:
•340,000 to 2.8 million years old.
Let that sink in: Rock that formed in our lifetime was “scientifically proven” to be millions of years old.
This is not a fluke. It exposes the fatal weakness of radiometric dating. When the true age is known, the method fails. Yet when the age is unknown, it’s blindly trusted to shape our history books, textbooks, and museum timelines.
⸻
Fossils Don’t Require Time—They Require Conditions
The idea that fossilization takes millions of years is another unquestioned myth.
Fossils form when organisms are buried quickly—under mudslides, floods, or volcanic ash. Not by laying on the ground for eons. In fact, rapid fossilization has been observed in:
•Fossilized hats and fence posts.
•Petrified teddy bears in less than 20 years.
•Fossil fish mid-meal, frozen in time.
•Fossilized trees running vertically through multiple sedimentary layers (called “polystrate fossils”)—layers that supposedly represent millions of years.
If each layer truly took millions of years to form, how is the tree still standing straight through them? The only logical explanation: rapid burial, likely during a catastrophic global flood—just as the Bible describes.
⸻
Soft Tissue in Dinosaur Bones: The Data They Can’t Bury
In 2005, Dr. Mary Schweitzer, a secular paleontologist, discovered soft tissue, blood vessels, and red blood cells in the femur of a T. rex fossil from Montana.
This bone was supposedly 68 million years old. But proteins like collagen break down within tens of thousands of years—even under ideal conditions. The presence of pliable, elastic tissue should have shattered the evolutionary timeline.
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But instead of rethinking the timeline, the scientific community scrambled for excuses:
•Maybe iron preserved it.
•Maybe microbial biofilms.
•Maybe we just don’t understand protein decay.
In other words—anything but admit the timeline is wrong.
This is the hallmark of a cult, not a discipline. When evidence contradicts the doctrine, the evidence is dismissed, and the doctrine remains.
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Tree Rings, Written History, and the Timeline That Fits
The oldest known living tree—Methuselah, a bristlecone pine in California—is just under 5,000 years old. That’s interesting, considering:
•The Flood occurred approximately 4,400 years ago.
•The oldest written records (Sumerian tablets) date back about 5,000 years.
•Civilization—cities, agriculture, writing, government—appears suddenly and fully formed, just like the Genesis account describes.
Where are the trees from 10,000, 20,000, or 50,000 years ago?
They don’t exist.
The natural record aligns beautifully with the biblical account—and contradicts the secular timeline.
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The Climate Cult: Another Tower of Babel
Remember when the experts warned of a coming ice age in the 1970s?
Then it was global warming in the 1990s.
Now it’s climate change—a phrase so vague it can’t be falsified.
The models have failed. The predictions have flopped. The data has been manipulated—Climategate proved that beyond doubt.
And yet, like false prophets shouting from modern pulpits, these experts preach fear and demand obedience:
•Eat bugs.
•Stop driving.
•Turn down your thermostat.
•Submit to global carbon taxes.
Climate science has become a religion of control, not a science of discovery.
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The Academic Complex: Intellectual Tyranny in a Cap and Gown
This is bigger than science—it’s a spiritual war.
Today’s universities are not centers of truth—they’re indoctrination factories, gatekeeping credentials and canceling dissenters.
You can believe:
•That men can get pregnant.
•That humans are cosmic accidents.
•That the Earth is dying from cow farts.
But you cannot believe in:
•Biblical creation.
•Traditional family roles.
•A Creator who holds mankind accountable.
This is why dissenting scientists—PhDs, geologists, biologists—are silenced, defunded, or expelled. Not because their data is bad. But because it threatens the worldview that props up the regime.
“For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God.” — 1 Corinthians 3:19
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Two Timelines. Two Worldviews. Only One Can Be True.
The real issue isn’t fossils or ice cores. It’s not tree rings or lava flows. It’s authority.
Who defines truth?
God—or man?
The Bible tells us that the earth was created by God in six days. That a global flood wiped out a corrupt world. That human life began just thousands of years ago—not millions.
Science, when done honestly, confirms that. But the moment you remove God from the equation, the system implodes. You’re left with endless contradictions, ever-changing theories, and an elite priesthood pretending to know the unknowable.
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The Final Word
“Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding.” — Proverbs 3:5
We were warned that in the last days, scoffers would come—denying the Creator, mocking the flood, and worshiping their own intellect.
We’re watching it happen.
But the foundation of truth remains unshaken.
God’s Word. God’s timeline. God’s authority.
The real science begins when you fear the Lord. Everything else is just noise. 2/2 🧵#BiblicalTruth #YoungEarthCreation #ExposeTheLie #GodsTimeline #TruthOverTheory #MountStHelens #FalseProphets #ClimateCult #SpiritualWarfare #CreationNotEvolution
•Maybe iron preserved it.
•Maybe microbial biofilms.
•Maybe we just don’t understand protein decay.
In other words—anything but admit the timeline is wrong.
This is the hallmark of a cult, not a discipline. When evidence contradicts the doctrine, the evidence is dismissed, and the doctrine remains.
⸻
Tree Rings, Written History, and the Timeline That Fits
The oldest known living tree—Methuselah, a bristlecone pine in California—is just under 5,000 years old. That’s interesting, considering:
•The Flood occurred approximately 4,400 years ago.
•The oldest written records (Sumerian tablets) date back about 5,000 years.
•Civilization—cities, agriculture, writing, government—appears suddenly and fully formed, just like the Genesis account describes.
Where are the trees from 10,000, 20,000, or 50,000 years ago?
They don’t exist.
The natural record aligns beautifully with the biblical account—and contradicts the secular timeline.
⸻
The Climate Cult: Another Tower of Babel
Remember when the experts warned of a coming ice age in the 1970s?
Then it was global warming in the 1990s.
Now it’s climate change—a phrase so vague it can’t be falsified.
The models have failed. The predictions have flopped. The data has been manipulated—Climategate proved that beyond doubt.
And yet, like false prophets shouting from modern pulpits, these experts preach fear and demand obedience:
•Eat bugs.
•Stop driving.
•Turn down your thermostat.
•Submit to global carbon taxes.
Climate science has become a religion of control, not a science of discovery.
⸻
The Academic Complex: Intellectual Tyranny in a Cap and Gown
This is bigger than science—it’s a spiritual war.
Today’s universities are not centers of truth—they’re indoctrination factories, gatekeeping credentials and canceling dissenters.
You can believe:
•That men can get pregnant.
•That humans are cosmic accidents.
•That the Earth is dying from cow farts.
But you cannot believe in:
•Biblical creation.
•Traditional family roles.
•A Creator who holds mankind accountable.
This is why dissenting scientists—PhDs, geologists, biologists—are silenced, defunded, or expelled. Not because their data is bad. But because it threatens the worldview that props up the regime.
“For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God.” — 1 Corinthians 3:19
⸻
Two Timelines. Two Worldviews. Only One Can Be True.
The real issue isn’t fossils or ice cores. It’s not tree rings or lava flows. It’s authority.
Who defines truth?
God—or man?
The Bible tells us that the earth was created by God in six days. That a global flood wiped out a corrupt world. That human life began just thousands of years ago—not millions.
Science, when done honestly, confirms that. But the moment you remove God from the equation, the system implodes. You’re left with endless contradictions, ever-changing theories, and an elite priesthood pretending to know the unknowable.
⸻
The Final Word
“Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding.” — Proverbs 3:5
We were warned that in the last days, scoffers would come—denying the Creator, mocking the flood, and worshiping their own intellect.
We’re watching it happen.
But the foundation of truth remains unshaken.
God’s Word. God’s timeline. God’s authority.
The real science begins when you fear the Lord. Everything else is just noise. 2/2 🧵#BiblicalTruth #YoungEarthCreation #ExposeTheLie #GodsTimeline #TruthOverTheory #MountStHelens #FalseProphets #ClimateCult #SpiritualWarfare #CreationNotEvolution
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