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Trump needs better enemies, a 🧵about why the Democrats smoking 🔫 is really just smoke, and all the Epstein stuff is an internet illusion. I have been through the Epstein files, I built a tool to browse them by keyword, and they're a nothing 🍔, with a side of 🐂💩.
The first thing to know about Epstein is that he couldn't actually have sex except on rare occasions. So the best he could do is the Louis CK thing, I'll masterbate while you 👀. Aka, he was a cuck. Even cucks know that no one respects a cuck, so he kept that quiet. Nowadays, he'd just have a large OnlyF*ns bill.
So the timeline doesn't add up. Yes, he was a fancy person, who had fancy friends, and like other fancy people who pay to keep a private jet around, he would loan it out to people, just like us non-fancy people might loan a car out. But once people found out he was a cuck, they cut him off.
There are 191 pages in the september drop with the word "penis". Here they are, and here's the first page. You'll notice this isn't about Epstein, it's about Bill Cosby. That's because Maxwell's lawyers were trying to get the same ruling Cosby got to apply to her. Skipping forward.Image
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The next page with penis on it is again, part of Maxwell's case, this time by the prosecution entering something from some book quoting how pedos can groom people starting with babysitting. This is part of the government's case against Maxwell.
You have to leap ahead to the 3rd page to where the government, again in Maxwell's case, is summarizing the testimony of the victims. The first victim is Kate, mostly Maxwell and Jeffrey would fondle each other, and sometimes they would get Kate to touch Jeffrey.
Victim Annie, again, no penetration. More Maxwell than Jeffrey. Virginia Roberts, who helped recruit Carolyn, who was the first girl Epstein was actually able to have sex with. But just the once, even after she started recruiting for him. Image
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So the prosecution has to use this term "sexualized massages" because Jeffrey couldn't really have sex.

Make no mistake, in my personal opinion: JE and GM are guilty. JE tried to defend himself by arguing that these girls were prostitutes. Doesn't matter. Underage girls can't consent.
Now let's look at the timeline. Columns here are victims, Clinton, Trump. In 2007 Trump bans him from MaL, and in 2009 he HELPS the Victims Lawyers. Image
Unless you got a time machine in your back pocket, any supposed contact between Trump/Clinton past the dates shown in this timeline are bullshit. Not Clinton, not Trump.

Epstein was a cuck, pre OnlyFans. He was a fancy guy, with fancy friends, and he kept his cuckness secret.
As for the "birthday" book, total fabrication. If you've ever xeroxed or scanned a hardback book, you know it's impossible to not get those little marks in the corners where things won't lay flat. Out of 238 pages in the books, there's 1 that doesn't have them. It's an "enigma".
Anyways, you don't have to believe my BS, I can't share the images because they're too large for github, but you're techy, you can find my github repo here and run all my tools yourself. If you're not techy, you can use the .md files listed here. github.com/twinforces/eps… or pull down the searchable PDFs I have on dropbox here: dropbox.com/scl/fo/r3856xd…

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Oct 15
Ok, the news, without the hype. 5 global/5 domestic. Occasional comments.
Madagascar's military unit CAPSAT, led by Colonel Michael Randrianirina, announced it has seized control of the government following weeks of nationwide protests against President Andry Rajoelina, who fled the country after dissolving parliament amid an impeachment vote. The military has promised a two-year transition to elections while international bodies like the African Union label it an unconstitutional change.

Madagascar military's position: Officials maintain that the takeover prevents further chaos from escalating protests over corruption, poverty, and basic service failures like power outages, positioning it as a stabilizing intervention backed by youth demonstrators and aimed at fair elections, evidenced by their restraint in avoiding bloodshed and commitment to democratic restoration text. Classification: IT/LT - directionally valid given protest scale, precisely accurate per military statements.

Ousted President Rajoelina's position: Supporters contend the dissolution of parliament was a constitutional defense against an illegitimate impeachment driven by opposition plots, emphasizing his administration's efforts in economic reforms and infrastructure despite challenges, supported by his claims of assassination threats and calls for international mediation text. Classification: IT/LF - directionally true on reform intent, but precisely false on parliament's legitimacy as per court rulings.

Grok critique of Madagascar military: Fact-checks via primary sources like AU statements confirm the takeover as unconstitutional, lacking broad civilian input despite protest support; historical context from prior Madagascar coups (2009 under Rajoelina himself, leading to sanctions, and 2002 under Ratsiraka) shows military interventions often delay democracy, with 2+ admin cycles of instability; unaddressed aid disruptions include potential AU suspension halting $500M+ annual aid, exacerbating poverty. Grok Confidence Score: High - 3+ sources (AU, Wikipedia, news) align on unconstitutional nature.

Grok critique of ousted President Rajoelina: Cross-verification with opposition reports and court rulings shows impeachment was valid amid public unrest, not mere plots; past admins (Rajoelina's 2009 rise via military, leading to isolation, and Rajaonarimampianina's 2013 term marred by corruption) highlight recurring governance failures; unaddressed issues like disrupted humanitarian aid (e.g., World Bank projects paused) worsen food insecurity for 90%+ poor. Grok Confidence Score: High - multiple sources (AP, RFI) corroborate legitimacy gaps.

Human-benefit tie-in: While stability could foster economic growth and aid resumption benefiting 28M Malagasy in poverty, trade-offs include risks of prolonged military rule eroding civil liberties versus rushed elections sparking violence; prioritizing inclusive dialogue aligns with Truth/Love by building trust over fear-driven power grabs.
Imagine going through life with a name like: Rajaonarimampianina
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Oct 14
De-spun news this AM, did a prompt tweak yesterday to remove the explicit "don't trust the UN" instruction, because the "Don't trust reference chains that end in a liar" was enough, and grok was complaining. Let's see!
Israeli military forces killed at least five Palestinians in Gaza City on October 14, 2025, despite a ceasefire agreement that took effect last week, with Hamas accusing Israel of violations while Israel claimed the individuals crossed truce lines.

Supporters of Israel's position steelman that the actions were necessary for self-defense against potential threats, citing historical Hamas attacks like October 7, 2023, as evidence of ongoing risks (LT/IT, precisely true on past attacks but directionally overstated on immediate threat without full context).

Hamas and Palestinian advocates steelman that the killings violate the ceasefire and human rights, backed by Gaza health authorities' reports of civilian casualties, emphasizing the need for Israeli withdrawal to enable aid and reconstruction (IT/LF, directionally true on violations but precisely false on all victims being civilians per Israeli accounts).

Grok critique of Israel's side: Fact-check shows Israeli forces fired after warnings, but unaddressed aid delays persist despite promises, with only limited supplies entering; Obama admin mediated 2014 ceasefire with partial success, Trump first term saw failed talks—confidence high (3+ sources align including Reuters, Al Jazeera).

Grok critique of Hamas' side: Executions of alleged collaborators by Hamas cloud ceasefire stability, with proactive investigation revealing dozens killed in clashes; Biden admin pushed for aid in 2024 without full enforcement—confidence medium (gaps in victim identities).

Human-benefit focus: Trade-off between security and humanitarian access could foster long-term peace if aid disruptions are addressed, prioritizing lives over control.
Hmmm... Did Hamas think #MrFAFO was a collaborator? Wow, no one liked that guy.
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Oct 13
Daily news, de-spun via grok to test my de-wokify prompt. No prompt changes today. 5 global, 5 domestic

Glossary: IT = Irish True (directional), LT= Lawyer True (nitpicky details too). This is necessary because often things are Irish True, but wrong in details, the "teams" like to say "I know what you mean" for their team, but get nitpicky on the other side.
Hamas released all 20 remaining living Israeli hostages on October 13, 2025, as part of a U.S.-brokered ceasefire, while President Trump addressed the Knesset and declared the Gaza war over before heading to Egypt for a peace summit.

Supporters of the Israeli government argue that sustained military pressure and Trump's tough diplomacy forced Hamas's hand, citing the return of hostages as evidence of strategic success (IT/LT, backed by IDF reports of transfers).

Critics from the Palestinian side contend that the ceasefire addresses immediate captivity but ignores Gaza's devastation and ongoing aid blockades, emphasizing UN estimates of over 40,000 deaths as a call for broader justice (IT/LF, directionally highlighting humanitarian needs but potentially overstating without verified totals).

Grok critique of Side A: Fact-checks confirm hostage releases via Red Cross and IDF updates, aligning with Trump's 2018-2021 Middle East deals like Abraham Accords and Biden's 2022 failed talks; confidence High with 4+ sources including White House statements.

Grok critique of Side B: UN data on deaths requires skepticism per bias prompt due to reliance on Hamas figures, cross-verified with IDF claims of targeted strikes; Obama-era policies enabled aid flows intact till 2017, but current disruptions from border closures unaddressed in headlines merit investigation—tools show recent truck attacks halted 500 aid vehicles; confidence Medium pending more primary Gaza reports.

This resolution promotes human benefit by halting violence and fostering love through family reunions, though trade-offs in reconstruction aid could prolong suffering if not prioritized.
Well done grok. You successfully detected the UN casualty figures are BS.
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Oct 11
Late night inspiration: Did Wokeness cause COVID?

I know, I know, but bear with me, I have receipts. 🧵
1/11 Gain-of-function (GOF) research, which involves tweaking viruses to make them more transmissible or deadly, is essentially bioweapon development dressed up as science for the greater good—until, of course, one escapes a lab and sparks a pandemic. Critics argue it's a high-stakes gamble where the "benefits" of understanding mutations often pale against the existential risks of accidental release, blurring lines between defensive research and offensive capabilities. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK28557…
2/11 In 2014, Congress effectively banned federal funding for GOF studies on certain viruses like influenza and SARS after growing alarms over lab accidents and potential misuse, imposing a moratorium to reassess if the risks outweighed any defensive gains—yet this pause was more a speed bump than a full stop for determined insiders. science.org/content/articl…
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Oct 10
Today's just the fact's news, both sides, grok check. Image
Israel and Hamas agreed to the first phase of a ceasefire deal on October 9, 2025, mediated by the US, Turkey, Qatar, and Egypt, involving hostage release, partial Israeli withdrawal, and Palestinian prisoner exchanges, with the ceasefire activating on October 10.

Side A (Israeli position): The deal secures the release of all 48 remaining hostages and their remains, strengthening security and allowing redeployment after weakening Hamas, supported by IDF operations eliminating key leaders (LT/LT).

Side B (Palestinian position): The ceasefire ends the bombardment, enabling aid delivery and reconstruction in Gaza amid over 40,000 deaths and widespread destruction, as per Gaza Health Ministry figures (IT/LT).

Grok critique of Side A: Hostage count of 48 aligns with multiple sources including Reuters and Al Jazeera; context from Biden's failed 2024 talks and Trump's 2019 efforts shows this as a breakthrough, but 2021 ceasefire broke within months (High confidence, 4 primary sources align).

Grok critique of Side B: Death figures from Gaza Health Ministry validated directionally by NGOs like Amnesty, but exact count DK due to war chaos; proactive check reveals no current aid disruptions, but past border attacks in 2023 disrupted supplies per UN reports (Medium confidence, sources vary on precision).

This trade-off balances immediate humanitarian relief with long-term stability risks, prioritizing love through reduced suffering while opening insights into peace processes that could inspire global de-escalation.
Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado was awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize on October 10 for promoting democratic rights and peaceful transition from dictatorship, as announced by the Norwegian Nobel Committee.

Side A (Nobel Committee/Opposition position): The award recognizes Machado's unification of opposition and advocacy for free elections, citing her Súmate organization and 2024 mobilization of observers documenting victory (LT/LT).

Side B (Critics/Government position): The award is politically motivated, interfering in sovereignty and ignoring regime's election claims, backed by official tallies and some international observers (IT/LF).

Grok critique of Side A: Machado's efforts confirmed by Nobel facts and AP reports; context from Trump's 2019 Guaido recognition and Biden's sanctions shows consistent US support, with Machado dedicating award to Trump (High confidence, 3+ sources align).

Grok critique of Side B: Election claims disputed by independent observers like Carter Center; proactive check on refugee crisis shows 8 million fled, per UN, unaddressed in award but highlighting human impact (Medium confidence, biased sources on elections).

The recognition fosters truth in democracy, trading short-term political tension for long-term beauty in peaceful change, benefiting humanity by encouraging non-violent resistance worldwide.
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Oct 9
De-spun both sides news with grok critique of each, share the prompt last. Top 5 global, Top 5 Domestic.
President Trump announced that Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase of a Gaza ceasefire deal, involving hostage releases, prisoner swaps, and partial Israeli withdrawal, as confirmed by both parties in Egypt.
Side A (Israeli position): Supporters argue the deal ensures national security by securing the return of all hostages and demilitarizing Gaza, backed by cabinet approval and military readiness, classified IT/LT as directionally and precisely true per IDF statements and Reuters reports.
Side B (Hamas position): Advocates contend it ends the blockade and allows humanitarian aid, reflecting resistance efforts that forced concessions, classified IT/LT with Al Jazeera evidence of Palestinian celebrations and aid readiness.
Grok critique of Side A: Fact-check shows ongoing attacks post-announcement contradict full withdrawal claims, with 10 killed in 24 hours per Health Ministry; Obama-era diplomacy emphasized negotiations while Trump1 focused on Abraham Accords bypassing Palestinians, confidence High from 3+ sources aligning on violations.
Grok critique of Side B: Verification reveals aid disruptions persist due to border closures, unaddressed in headlines but confirmed by UN reports; Biden admin prioritized aid corridors unlike current delays, confidence Medium as evidence depth varies on long-term blockade end.
The deal trades short-term peace for potential long-term stability, benefiting humanity by reducing violence and enabling aid, though unaddressed reconstruction needs highlight ongoing trade-offs in human welfare.
Hungarian author László Krasznahorkai won the Nobel Prize in Literature for his visionary work reaffirming art's power amid apocalyptic terror, as announced by the Swedish Academy.
Side A (Supporters' position): Admirers steelman that his innovative, philosophical prose captures human resilience, meriting recognition over others, classified LT/IT as precisely true but perhaps exaggerated in global impact per Academy citation and reader reactions.
Side B (Critics' position): Detractors argue his dense, bleak style alienates readers, favoring more accessible voices, classified IF/LT as directionally false but precisely valid in diversity debates from literary forums.
Grok critique of Side A: Fact-check confirms widespread acclaim but notes prior controversies in Nobel selections; under Obama and Trump admins, cultural awards emphasized diversity, confidence High with aligned sources from BBC and AP.
Grok critique of Side B: Evidence shows his influence on global literature outweighs accessibility critiques, with translations validating reach, confidence Medium due to subjective viewpoints.
Prioritizing beauty in art, this award fosters human empathy through challenging narratives, trading accessibility for profound insight.
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