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This is a horror story.

A Florida woman who lives paycheck to paycheck was fined over $100,000 for...parking on her own grass.

A judge ruled that wasn't "excessive." The Florida Supreme Court won't hear her case.

She's not even the first. A thread.
This is Sandy Martinez. She lives in Lantana, Florida, with her sister & two adult children.

Pressed for parking space, the outer wheels of the cars made slight contact with Martinez's yard.

So the government started fining her $250 per *day.* And it only gets worse. /2 Image
After the government notified Martinez of the code violation, she got into compliance and called for an inspector to come verify.

No one ever came.

What she didn’t realize: the government would keep charging her $250. Every single day. For 407 days. /3 reason.com/2026/02/04/a-c…
Martinez didn't realize the government was still fining her—for having parked on her own grass—until the next year when she tried refinancing her home.

"What could I have possibly done for a fine to be that high?" she asked in an email.

The total: $101,750, plus interest. /4
The kicker: That’s not the only ruinous fine the city is demanding.

A storm damaged her fence, which she couldn’t afford to fix right away. Insurance moved slowly. So the city charged her $47,375—more than her yearly income.

For cracks in her driveway? Another $16,125. /5
When Martinez sued, a judge ruled that “the total sum of her fines is not grossly disproportionate to her offense.”

That total: $165,250, plus interest.

The offense: 3 minor code violations.

An appeals court affirmed, and the Florida Supreme Court refused to hear the case. /6
Martinez's story is part of the larger debate over what kind of fine is unconstitutionally "excessive."

Because governments like to use fines to raise revenue.

Just ask Jim Ficken. A local government tried to seize his home. Over tall grass. /7
After Ficken’s mom died, he left town to handle her affairs. His grass grew over 10 inches.

So Dunedin, Florida, fined him nearly $30,000. When he couldn’t pay, it threatened to seize his home.

He settled for $10,000. Over tall grass. What a bargain. /8 reason.com/2024/05/01/flo…
These stories are more common than you’d think. But they often fly under the radar.

People are fined for not fixing minor issues right away—sometimes because they can’t afford to. And then the government may threaten to make them homeless? How does that make sense? /9
As for Martinez, selling her home would not be enough to pay off her debt to the city: over $165,000. Most for parking on her own grass.

Does that sound "grossly disproportionate" to you? /end reason.com/2026/02/04/a-c…

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A judge has unsealed the memo ordering the detention & deportation of Rümeysa Öztürk. It confirms the sole evidence against her was that she co-wrote an op-ed the government disliked.

Here she is being arrested by men in plainclothes. Over an op-ed.
The government acknowledged it has no evidence Ozturk engaged in antisemitism or expressed support for Hamas. The files on her cite her student op-ed and a post from Eyal Yakoby about stickers that were allegedly seen around Tufts campus. bostonglobe.com/2026/01/22/met…
People should read Ozturk's op-ed, which led to a 6-week stint in jail & possible expulsion from the US. Everyone is entitled to disagree with its message. But the entire point of free speech is that it doesn't just protect ideas the government likes. tuftsdaily.com/article/2024/0…
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This is 82-year-old pilot Ken Jouppi. Alaska seized his $95,000 plane—and he's spent *13 years* trying to get it back.

Why? Because a passenger once brought a 6-pack of beer on his flight.

Now he has one last hope. A thread. Image
In 2012, Jouppi was preparing to fly a passenger from Fairbanks, Alaska, to the remote village of Beaver—which is dry.

That passenger bought beer for her husband. (The horror!)

What she didn't realize is that state troopers were watching. /2
Police raided Jouppi's plane before takeoff & found his passenger's Budweiser. It wasn't his—but he was still convicted of a bootlegging charge (a misdemeanor).

He got 3 days in jail & a hefty fine.

But prosecutors wanted more: his $95,000 plane. /3
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Call this what it is: entitlement. Some conservatives don't want competition from hardworking immigrants who outwork & outperform them. And here I'd been told progressives are the ones against merit.
The vast majority of Indian immigrants are highly skilled. They have the top median household income. They often cost more than US workers because of the costs of their visas. Companies aren't doing that for kicks. If you want the job, then stop whining & outdo your competition.
The post Charlie’s piggybacking on is laughably wrong. There’s no general visa for Indians. Laura is almost certainly talking about H-1Bs—the cap is set by law. Trump can’t wave a magic wand & increase them. Pundits shouldn’t just make stuff up.
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This is Tawanda Hall. She fell $900 behind on a property-tax payment plan.

So the government seized her home—which sold for *$308,000.*

Hall got nothing.

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The couple couldn't pay that. So Oakland County, Michigan seized their home to collect the debt.

But then things got much worse for the family. /2
The county sold the Halls’ home to the city for a minimum bid—about $23,000, roughly the debt amount.

The city then gave their home to a government-managed nonprofit for $1.

That nonprofit sold the house for $308,000, and kept the ~$286,000 profit. This is not a joke. /3
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This story is insane. The FBI violated a warrant & took an innocent woman’s life savings. They never told her why—because they don’t have to.

She sued to stop that. Her case was thrown out last week. So the feds can keep seizing people’s property without charges or explanation.
The woman—Linda Martin—was never charged with a crime. That's par for the course with civil forfeiture, and it's outrageous. But the FBI didn't even tell her what it *suspected* her of. How are innocent people supposed to fight back when that happens? How is anyone OK with this?
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A rant: Tipping culture is out of control. I'm a generous tipper. But 20% for someone to make eye contact & hand me a muffin is crazy. Restaurants widely suggesting people tip 30% now is kookoo bananas. At this rate we'll soon be tipping the price of the meal. Make it stop.
I always feel like a sociopath when I select "no tip" after buying, say, a $7 coffee. I should not feel that way. Someone took my money for a drink I already paid too much for, poured liquid in a cup, and handed it to me. Why is a tip merited there? What are we doing here?
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