Thread by @fleshsimulator

There’s literally no voter fraud ever BUT absolutely under no circumstances can we require people to show a passport or birth certificate to register to vote, because it might disenfranchise irresponsible retards who not only lost their birth certificate but also do not have $25

I am so unbelievably unsympathetic towards anyone disenfranchised by this. You are NOT SUPPOSED TO LOSE your birth certificate. You are SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONE. If you some how do not have one and are for whatever reason unable to come up with $25 to replace a critical government document, not only should you not be allowed to vote, we ought to burn you as fuel